Massage Gun On Tired Eyeballs, Neighborhood Pooping Vulture Assault, and Drag Queen School Board VP Arrested For Child P*rn

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:42) Insane Week In Review (01:07:13) Genius Awards (01:16:07) Closing We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong?In this Midweek BONUS Episode....Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As ExpectedA Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over CrashChinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny PeopleSHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn ChargesProteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage CheeseHamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An UberMD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight OutsideWoman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her LeftoversHow Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From HomeMan Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out SlugfestA 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild PartiesWV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son AloneNaked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GAFlorida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic StopFlorida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s DeputyGood News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMSNeighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping VulturesConvenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The StoreCan A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says YesNJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo DiscoveredGod Makes People Eat More Junk Food: AllegedlyMore stupidity from the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.