Masterpiece

for Soups and Fountains of Wayne. Welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse, that's Wilder, and we're to guide your freaking life. Two similar bands.

Well, similar in name at least, as far as I'm concerned. Because they both have three letters in the middle one is of? Yeah. We call them words where I'm from, not letters.

Oh, yeah. Well, no, I call them letters. It's the whole word is one big letter. What do you call the little parts that make up the letters, then?

Micro letters. Micro letters. It's so simple. Yeah.

That makes a ton of sense. Try to streamline it, dude. You know how I'm trying to streamline things. When it's a couple of letters strung together to make a one coherent thought, is that a macro letter situation?

That is an essay. Oh. So any sentence at all? Sentence is essay.

Then what's essay? What are you swapping essay for? Speech. OK.

So we're just going to name every type of text until we get to the end. I'm out. I'm already out. I'm glad.

To be honest, so is the listener, for sure. What do you? We got another fucking daytime recording, dudes. So if the vibe is feeling powerful, if it's feeling sensual, if it's feeling more spicy than normal, that's you know what to expect when it's daytime boys, when the sun is out.

The sensuality of this podcast. Yeah. We can't even figure out why doing this when we're not tired after work. It makes it better.

Well, let's just not jump the gun. Go on to quality. OK. Fair.

But you know what I would? What's a word you might use to describe? I don't know, this podcast in general. Yeah, for sure.

Overrated. Yeah. Besides that one. Masterpiece.

For sure. Bingo. Casey Masterpiece. Welcome to our master class.

Name, can you give me a masterpiece? Give me one or two of your masterpieces that you've done. I feel like my symphonies really hit their stride when I was on number 12 or 13. You know what I mean?

Waboos 13 Symphony. That's my famous symphony. What's here? Can you cut us?

Oh, just a little riff on that? Yeah, I know. It's obviously very hard to simulate a symphony, just with one's own mouth. But it was a little bit different.

No, no, no, no. And then the violins. And then of course, I would have my flautists come in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I got the guy playing whatever that is in my symphony. It's a little kazoom in that you have. That's what you got.

I do have 40 kazoos in it. They call it a kazoom army. There's no other way to sort of describe it. It's crazy that you made Waboos 13 Symphony with that kazoom army, and they gave you an E-got.

They gave you all four awards at one time. Yeah, bro. It's multimedia. That's why it's my masterpiece.

It's got video. It's got photographs of just my ankles. It was the first symphony that appeared at the Sydney Opera House in 4D. You know, when you see a movie, and then you do your chair moves, and they spray you with water and shit.

Yeah, that's right. No, because I already had proof of concept with my first masterpiece, Shrek 4D. Yeah, and the subtitle, The Wettest Shrek is, I think. Absolute wettest of the Shrek.

I mean, they were direct. That movie doubled as a trip to the water park. You've seen Shrek 4D? What is it?

Wait, is it real? I was lying. Is it real? That's a thing, dude.

Oh, dang. No. Is that universal? Oh, yeah.

Then for sure, it probably stick. The dark part, they threw water on you, definitely. You're enough. That's what 40 means.

Or whatever. And it probably wreaked like onions. As soon as they said, Mike Myers did his famous onion bit. I didn't know that was real, and also didn't know that you were behind it.

So that's kudos to you. Learn something every day. Yeah, that's awesome. But today we're going to do the masterpieces you've been on working on lately.

It's like they gave me a masterpiece for being a nude model for sort of still life images, drawings. You know, like figure drawing classes. They gave you a masterpiece, is that what you said? Yeah, they gave me the masterpiece award.

It's like the Nobel Peace Prize, essentially. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You draw a masterpiece prize. They gave it to me for my fine work as a nude figure for figure drawing classes at the Community College down the street.

Sure. That's a good one. Yeah. I think so.

Really your body is your masterpiece. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which people have been telling me since I was a child, you know? Wow, that 11-year-old has just been. Those people are in jail now.

An absolute masterpiece body. And then those people were imprisoned. But they were right, unfortunately, you know? That's what it said on your report card at school.

They'd be like, McGrath talks too much in class about his body as a masterpiece. Arithmetic, F, shapes, F, body. And then it was just the sound, ooh, chef's kiss. How do you see this episode going?

OK, easy, because I've made so many of these with my body and other things. Of course. Here's the first one, tight of masterpiece. Here's the second one.

You're mused, dude. You have to have a muse, right? The thing that inspires you. Oh, of course.

And then I find hoping more kind of course will come because that's the two I've got right now. OK. Symphony feels like a two. What do you think?

I just feel like, is it a two? What are you going to say? It's a one. Dude, it's like, look, you know, as a world famous composer myself, I love a symphony.

But it's not that big a deal. Like everyone can write a symphony. You know what I mean? You think everyone can write a symphony?

Anyone can write a fucking symphony, dude. Oh, yeah, this is Ratatouille, too. Anyone can write a symphony. You're not dude.

I think a symphony got to be a two, just because it feels like an OG masterpiece, you know? I guess. It's like one of the great masterpieces I think that history has given us as symphonies. I don't know them.

But it's so boring. New model. That was mine. I probably put that as one.

It's not a great one. Your body. Dude, like paintings. Let's just talk about them.

Fucking so boring to me. I know. They are. But you have to admit sometimes they are impressive as hell.

I guess. Yeah, sometimes it looks real. Yeah, that's the problem with the masterpiece painting is that the ones that look real are never the ones that are the masterpieces, eh? No.

They're the ones that should get all the respect. Yeah, but it's like Van Gogh, who's like, this looks like. Dude, like I just googled famous masterpieces. These are all so boring.

Oh my god, Mona Lisa, Starry Night. Girl with a PRL, ERR, Ryan. Got him. Birth of the Peanuts.

We're going to have to watch my Rembrandt, dude. Just like Jesus, Louisa. It's that fucking, that raft one we've seen. The one of the guys standing on the cliff.

Last Supper. These are boring as hell, dude. Painting is a one, maybe. Nice.

But to fall asleep. I think it's so lame. Wander above the sea by Casper David Fridry. The sick thing about a painting, and this is like goes for a lot of physical art, for most physical art.

I would say, kind of cool that there's just one, huh? Like an album, some Dorkis is going to tour it. Yeah, sure. And it's like whatever.

I love that Mona Lisa can be stolen. You know, you could steal a masterpiece. It's sick. Bonus points if people want to steal it, I think.

That's pretty tight. So can we say painting is a two then, just for the theft factor that there might be a heist involved? Take me through your creative process for when you're creating your masterpieces. Oh, man.

Creative process, I think, is a category. Yeah, sort of similar to Muse. Well, Muse, I think, like, lover, right? What about the band Muse?

No, dude. I mean, it's actually specifically not the band. That space alien Matthew Bellamy is your muse. No.

Then that's a one to me. It's your muse. You just do paintings of the members of Muse on stage. Fucking stinks, dude.

That stinks. Creative process, I think for a very quite late, specifically for masterpiece. This has to be a solo behavior, right? Like I'm all about collaborating in art.

I couldn't do it otherwise. But you've heard it to be a masterpiece. It's got to be. It feels like it's got to be a one, right?

Yeah, but see that kind of means symphony, because that's like some other people playing in your music on the instruments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's, but you know, like, I would say like a masterpiece movie that's written and directed by somebody. Like the actors are obviously in it.

But the masterpiece comes from how fucking bang, and it was like written and directed or whatever. You know what I mean? I'm talking about the creation of it. Obviously, there's going to be some collaboration.

But like, if it was like, oh, Mona Lisa painted by Da Vinci and his buddy, like Dave Chumsky, it would not be a matter. They'd be like, well, how much did Dave do? Because like, that's, this is weird, right? So I think solo got to be the best.

What do you think about people that like lock themselves up? You know, like, I'm going to lock myself in this basement to like create my masterpiece? Where's that for strategy? It seems bad.

Also like, I don't think it's up to you to decide whether your masterpiece is a masterpiece. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I think maybe creative process. Don't go in thinking it's a masterpiece, huh?

Yeah. What about play for type? I hate the theater. Ah!

Yeah, I don't love it either. But it does. You know, bro, you think there's a play that's a masterpiece? Like what?

Romeo and Juliet? Don't you go marry Romeo and Juliet? No, probably like death of a salesman, bro. You ever heard of it?

Oh, god. Go on, bro. It's so boring. What about fucking fences, dude?

You ever read fences? Fucking masterpiece, dude. Yeah, boring. What about cats, dude?

You just go throw out cats, huh? Sides cats. Similar to symphony to me. It feels like a classic masterpiece.

You know what I mean? Like the first masterpieces when you think about them? Yeah, it is classic masterpiece. That's true.

But fucking, when is the lesson you went to the theater? Not you're not talking about the AMC down the street, huh? No, no, no. No, the place where dreams are born and made.

And thesesians go to become one another. I went to. Does it count if I went to my little sister's dance recital in the theater of her high school? It does not.

It doesn't count. I'm not going to theater because I haven't heard about any good plays lately. Someone could be like, I saw this play. It's a fucking masterpiece.

And I'll be like, that sounds nice for you to go enjoy on your own. Yeah, right. I also got to think it really chaps people's. If you make a masterpiece play.

Like, let's say you're Lin-Manuel, and you're chopping up that Hamilton. And you're like, yep, I made a masterpiece. Everybody loves it. They're horny as hell for it.

I think one of the wackest parts of being a masterpiece play writer is that in a year, you're on vacation, up in the Catskills or something. And you're like, community theater presents Hamilton. And you're just like, this has got to be the most dog shit version of my masterpiece. Anyone can ever make.

Are you kidding me? It's teenagers? They made their own costume. This is unreal.

I'd be furious. So you walk in there, start barking orders, take over the production. Man, that would be the sickest though. If you did make a masterpiece play, to just roll into fucking Kalamazoo or whatever.

Dip shit down. Sorry. Shout out to Kalamazoo if you're listening. I've been.

Yeah. And they probably got a local theater. And if you created a masterpiece, you could just kick the door and be like, no, no, no. This is all wrong.

What else can be a masterpiece, bro? Can food be a masterpiece? Ooh. A presentation perhaps?

I think so. I think like a, I think food in general, right? You could have a masterpiece dish. I think you'd have a masterpiece like restaurant or menu probably.

Obviously for us, two fat-zos, that's a three, right? Like a food masterpiece. I love that shit. Come on.

They could physically consume it, unlike all these other cowardly ass. I feel like pieces of masterpiece. We can get all the different art forms have masterpiece eligibility. Are there any that don't?

I don't think so. Because I was going to say video games next. And I do think you can make a masterpiece video. I mean, it's not going to be the same as a symphony, obviously, but I think it happens.

It might contain a symphony, but that's a classic, not one person on their own. Right. I think video game is a two. What about a book?

A book is kind of a, it seems like it really takes it out of them, huh? When you see somebody who wrote a masterpiece, they're never in great shape. They always look really fucking run ragged, don't they? Yeah, and here's what steaks about.

Look, every time I make a masterpiece, what's the first thing people ask me? When's the next masterpiece going to drop? Wabu? Oh my god.

And it's like, do you think you could have more than one masterpiece? Or is this a magnum opus now we're talking about? I think you could probably have. Because a magnum opus is just one.

I think you could probably, I mean, DaVinci got to you, at least, right? I think you got more than one. So like, if I'm Daryl Hall and John Oates, and I'm just dropping masterpiece after masterpiece. Sure.

But not your magnum opus, of course, which is your number one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's like life's work. Right.

What about like my life's work? You know how people in movies in the 90s, always used to talk about my life's work? Oh, those are the research of my life's work. I lost my life's work in the earthquake.

Yeah, that's a one for creative process. Oh, that's why you stole my life's work. So boring. You digitized it.

My life's work, dude. That sucks. You're right. That was fucking not everyone in the 90s had a life's work.

No, my life's work. No. That's not that far off from like my life savings. It's like you don't have more than, well, OK.

I guess. How many life savings you got? I mean, I got savings all over the place. Maybe I got investments.

I got fucking my portfolio is diverse, brother. Yeah, that's sick. What about a diverse portfolio as a masterpiece? Would you describe your financial portfolio as a masterpiece?

No, dude. It's definitely not. I'm a teacher. You forget.

It's definitely my life's work, but it's no fucking masterpiece. You know who must have thought that my diverse portfolio was a masterpiece? I got back from England, and I asked them to change over a 100-pound note put in my account. She got to look at my account, and then she said, do you want to buy a house?

I was like, oh, you actually have the privilege of seeing all the money in the world that I have on your little computer screen right there. So you know that I'm not going to buy a house. You told her yes, and now you're a homeowner. Yeah, I traded her my masterpiece for it.

Ooh, interesting. What do you do with your mat? Trading your masterpiece? I had a couple on hand.

That's interesting. I just keep like a little notebook full of drawings. Sometimes I'll just bust out a masterpiece. Bing, bang, boom.

You know what I mean? I save it for later. I didn't put lover anywhere. I'm putting lover as a two for muse.

Yeah. I'll tell you what a bad muse is, dude. God. This is another classical one.

Yes. I literally was going to say religion and God. God, dude. That's God.

Uggs. Oh, I can't. D-O, God, spoke to me, and that's why I fucking made Shrek 4D, and that's my masterpiece. Well, that is why I made Shrek 4D, in fairness.

Because God spoke to you instead of the voice of God, who has also had a cartoon Scottish accent. And he was like, I want to redo the flood, but I want to make it worse. Any ideas? And you said Shrek 4D, and he was like, yes, dude.

He's like, we've got to find a way to get the audience wet. Don't wait. Yeah, it's like, do I make you horny, baby? Yeah.

God famously speaks to Mike Myers before he creates each of his characters. How do you think the love guru came around, bro? Divine intervention, much? The love guru.

Yeah, you're right. But spoke by God, themselves, the love guru, Mike Myers, greatest. Acting, probably a masterpiece. I feel like a two.

I don't know. I don't know. I refuse to give that a three. Because I've tried to act before.

It's not like easy. What about director? Director feels like a three to me, to be honest. Yeah.

Little movie I like to call 84 Brady. God. You've got to stop bringing it up, dude. Give director Kyle Martin and executive producer Tom Brady.

Couple of masterpieces for that one. Geez, Louise. Television show feels like a two. It just feels a little lame.

I think it's kind of a three. An overall television show? I just think it's a little lame. What's a masterpiece where you sing like Breaking Bad or something?

Yeah. Like, imagine comparing Breaking Bad to the best food a chef ever made. We don't even have a concrete example of a legit masterpiece. For what?

For anything. I mean, but I'm saying I feel like I could come up with other examples. I don't know. It just feels a TV show feels a little.

Yeah, fine. But the managers still stand the test of time. It's a big deal. But here's the question.

We have like, I think that although we haven't talked about a ton of examples, there are definitive right? Like we said theater. Like there are definitive examples of like here's a masterpiece. We talk about like director.

Like you could probably come up with some definitive examples. What is the best TV show you think? Sixteen hundred. Yeah, I just don't.

I think if it was a masterpiece, I would have seen one episode. I would know a single thing about it. I guess. Did it win every award every year?

Like did it win? A lot of them. OK. I'm giving TV show to.

It's fine. It's fine. Look, bro, in modern use, a masterpiece is a creation in any area of the arts that's been given. But it's not a critical praise, especially one that is considered the greatest work of a person's career or to work about standing creativity, skill, profundity, or workmanship.

For example, what do you think the first thing referenced on Wikipedia for masterpieces? It's so lame. It's not. You'll never get it.

It's even not revealed by Charles Dickens. Yeah, that one's a stinker. Where do you put like somebody who makes physical art like a sculpture? Like a potter?

Like a potter or a sculpture? That's cool. I like that. If I Wabu will be the one to deem a sculpture in masterpiece, like I don't know what would do that.

The David's got that sick peener, right? So that's makes it a masterpiece. Yeah. But well, the thing about that is it does beat the thing with the painting that we talk about where we're like, this doesn't even, I don't understand why this is good.

Yeah, I can appreciate it. I can't even appreciate it. I'm like fuck dude, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, good job, good job, good job. Yeah, sick peen, sick peen.

That's what I'm saying every time I'm looking at the David. Yeah. So I think I think a sculpture might be a three. Yeah, fine.

And then this is a weird one. It kind of goes to sculpture. I do feel like some people are horny as hell for certain architects. You know?

I don't know. They get bended up for certain. No, I mean, so yeah, look, we've all been boned up by a building before. It's a masterpiece because Disney Hall looks like a bunch of pieces of paper that are blowing in the wind.

Like, no, no, there's like all those. No, there's the all the ones in Barcelona. They're like made by the same architect. Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I fucking mad about it.

They're not bored. You fucking went to Barcelona and you thought it was cool. Come on. Tell you what, the chamom was more of a masterpiece to me than any of them dang churches.

Well, you ain't lying about that. Yeah, architecture is a two. I don't think I cannot get a three. Okay, I'll put it as a two.

I accept it. Especially since like modern art. Because it's a sculptor, dude. You're still talking about the sculpture that's a masterpiece.

I don't care if someone was like put a bunch of spirals and fucking bearded men and little goats over on that part. It's just I like that in our minds architecture is exactly how it is in like the Sims. Yeah, yeah, just add those parts over there, dude. It's fine.

They'll fit and it'll work. It's fine. I think it's a one. Carnival is a demerit.

Hey dude, how was the carnival? You would not believe the time we had at the carnival is a masterpiece over there. Went down to the fairgrounds. Absolutely blew my trousers because of how fucking great it was.

Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. I'll go right to that. I think a ride is a one because something we haven't talked about much.

Dude, if I'm making a masterpiece, I simply need my credit. I need everyone who sees that thing to go damn good job. Jesse. If it's fucking what was that thing that you sent on the bat last episode of Alstar?

Dog fart roller coaster. Whatever. That's your masterpiece. You can just put like by Jesse on the side.

Yeah, I suppose you ever been to a roller coaster? That would be a wild thing, huh? If the roller coaster was just. What was that roller coaster called?

Dog fart roller coaster? I don't even know what you're talking about. This was your fucking wiki peeks on the final roller coaster. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Thunder, Thunder, Prettiturbing. Guys, just Google Dog fart roller coaster. I know you already are doing it.

You're already doing it. You're driving and you're Googling at the same thing. That's obviously put. Okay, hold on.

So this is like the Sid Meier civilization. Dude, not making me bitch as a fucking three. Dude, that's a fucking masterpiece. Are you kidding?

Oh boy, I think a ride is a. I think it's a one. I want people to know it. And like you said with Carnival, like who's getting off.

I mean it sucks because the example of this is the stupid the new Star Wars ride at Disneyland does whip so much unbelievable ass. Every fucking person said it was the sickest shit there was and then I was about to go and then the goddamn we saw Sonic the head clog in the world ended. Oh, that was like, so you were going to do that in 2020. I didn't even know it was open that long.

The rise of the resistance. Yeah. It opened like right before. Oh, yeah.

It's opening day to December 5 2019. off the top of my head. Okay, here's another reason that rides are a one dude. Imagine if your masterpiece could just have to be shut down because it doesn't work that day.

Well, I think if it ever doesn't work, then it's not a masterpiece, I would think. Yeah, but there's definitely days when that starts. I mean, a ride can't be a masterpiece because it's definitely sometimes going down, right? There's no way that there's an undefeated ride.

Well, when I designed my masterpiece, Hundred Precious Urbain, I made sure that it would never, ever break, which is why that one's a masterpiece and the others aren't. Okay, creative process. We're making our masterpiece. The fucking title of this goddamn rubric is Making a Masterpiece, and all we talk about is types of masterpieces.

Okay, now that we've got all the goddamn types out. Obvious one, two, droogs. Yeah, that's for sure. Miles Davis needed that fucking caratwood.

Yeah, did need it and did was kind of the whoopsie daisy of it. Muse, another artist, feels like a one. I do feel sometimes a big muse for people is war. Gotta be a two.

Like, I don't think that there's like a take on war that I haven't like heard about yet. He got him all up. Yeah, I know that people are for it or against it or all right with it. Well, I'm gonna put it as a two just because it has given us and has resulted in so much good.

You know what I like? Art views the mother nature. Oh sure. And father time.

Okay, mother nature is a three father time. What is father time inspiring you to do? Fucking right at time travel novel, baby. That sucks.

Do you think there's any time travel masterpieces? Can't be right? Gotta be. I don't know about that one.

Father time is a one, honestly, that sucks. Come on, why you gotta do father time like that? Okay, we have Warped Peace? Probably a one, huh?

Nobody write anything cool about peace. Yeah, just a list of nice things they did that deck. I love being unencumbered by the weight of the world. A journal would not be a good like masterpiece.

Unless it's Anne Frank's. That one seems to be considered pretty famous. I don't think anyone's like, this is a masterpiece. Like it's not like a, she wasn't like going for like creative expression, I don't think.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess you're right. What do you think of the Diary of Anne Frank as a fucking masterpiece? It's a fucking masterpiece dude.

I couldn't put it down. Page Turner. What else, what are you McGrath doing in your creative process? Like so it's you've drawn the shades or whatever.

Now, well. Yeah, we could go over our creative process because it fucking sucks. The both of us, I assume, because neither of us has actually created a masterpiece. And we could just talk about how shitty that is.

I'll tell you one part of my creative process, procrastination. Gotta be a one. That's a bad. I would say that's even a demerit.

Yeah. So that's step one, two, and three of my creative process. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Another part of mine's starting a bunch of stuff and never finishing.

It's also going to be a one for me. Bad one. Also my jam. Love to start a project.

Ooh, nothing better, huh? Yeah, I start a project a week almost, I would say. I've got so many little folders in my Google Drive. Google Drive to me, as far as creative process goes.

Gotta be a two. It's better than my previous I'm going to write everything in notebooks all over, which I still kind of do. But it is just a graveyard, isn't it? Like, my Google Drive is just so many folders of projects that I never actually got off the ground.

Same. For modern times, I do think a good one is removing technology. If you have the willpower to do so, getting yourself out of. Kevin in the Woods, a little spooky.

Yeah, but I don't hate it. I mean, it's probably a two. I've been thinking about doing that. Muse a famous person.

You know, like, I feel like sometimes people's music like this actress or this, whatever. That's also a one to me. I don't be. Yeah, care about that.

I wrote you this poem. Dude poetry. Oh, out of the one, huh? It's like, I know they're like people write poetry and it's hard.

I know it's not like, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I could write a poem, but that doesn't mean I have to like poetry. I mean, if we book as a one, there's no fucking way that poetry's getting higher than one. Jesus Christ. Now, here's what I want to do.

I wanna add another category. And this is gonna be our masterpiece. Okay, great. We're just gonna make one right now just to let the folks know at home that it's easy.

Dude, that's what I'm gonna say. Everyone can make a masterpiece. That's right at two, three. That's right at three.

Right at two, three. Yeah, you're right. That's much better. No, that sounds like that would be ratify.

What are we doing for our masterpiece? What's the, what are we, are we writing something? Are we, like, so this is one that we're making together? We're collaborating?

Yeah. This is the job, job is masterpiece. The job, yeah. I feel like we'd have to be a gadget, right?

A gadget? What do you mean by that? Like we're getting in there and we're building a get, we got the little visor, you know, we got the welding gear. Oh, or.

So we're in, we're doing sort of craft labor that we don't know how to do. It's a garage operation. Like all the great tech company started as. Can a tech company be a masterpiece?

No, but I do think gadget, like an inventor, an invention, it's probably a three, right? Like soap and shit. Yeah, if you're, that's a masterpiece. That's so much better.

Imagine being fucking Da Vinci and being like, I drew this lady. It's Mona Lisa's her name. And this is my masterpiece. And you're standing next to like fucking Nikola Tesla.

And he's like, yeah, I did electricity. You know the fucking lights that we all use? Those ones are me, bruv. Shut up about your stupid drawing.

What kind of vibe do we want our thing to have? Dude, chill, sick Jumbo vibes, obviously. Jumbo vibes, thank you. Ask me a kind of vibe he wants.

Well, okay, because like, when I think of masterpieces, a lot of times pretty dark, huh? Dark vibes also could be submerged. Dark vibes. It should be reversible.

It should be reversible, crude, genius. And so however you're feeling that day, your Jumbo vibes, your dark vibes, you go with it. Yeah, dude. How are we, how are we, wait, I thought of another type of masterpiece.

Dude, graffiti, like stupid bangs, such a one to me. Could a document be a masterpiece? That's so boring, but like, it's a one. Bro, like what if you just like really nailed this fucking document?

I think you're right, because people would call the stupid declaration of independence or whatever. The constitution is a masterpiece. Yeah, oh my god, a declaration, a declaration. Jesus Christ, so boring.

What else with our masterpiece, bro? So, okay, if we're going, if it's a gadget, like it's not like a Shark Tank pitch. It's not like, you know how it used to be hard to reach behind the whatever, like this is art, dude. Do we agree that masterpieces is art and not utility?

No, because I just used electricity as an example and I do think that's a masterpiece and it's fully utility, right? You think electricity is a masterpiece? I think that the fucking dude, electricity is just a thing. What do you, I have a suggestion.

What if we could only, what if you could only, what if our masterpiece was like a limited series where you could only view it or use it the last Wednesday of the month or something? You know, like it's a, you got, it's my appointment, our masterpiece. Oh, appointment only masterpiece. What do you think about that?

Is that a three? Is that two? None, because of two. What if it's alive?

Okay, great. So like, you're talking about a three or different and shine a person together. Ooh. Like a creature or a bee.

Uh huh. Yes, I am. So like, are we making a better man? Let's call it a cyborg and just put that to bed.

Where'd we put cyborg at for making it a star masterpiece? Two, because the obvious risk factor. A cyborg, but with like the most jumbo vibes you've ever seen in your fucking life, dude. Can you be sick?

Like our masterpiece cyborg would obviously be super fucking chill. Yeah. Like I think that's the masterpiece, right? If you make a cyborg that's like passable.

Yeah, and he's, and we're, right, he shows up. He's got a Hawaiian. Yeah. He tosses you a Pacifico and he goes, bro, you want me to shock some oysters?