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EPISODE · Jul 9, 2026 · 7 MIN

MATARIKI VAULT: The Awkward School Photo Disasters! 📸🧒 The Cringey Childhood Memories Splitting The Studio!

from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club · host rova | More FM

Mānawatia a Matariki! 🌟 While New Zealand takes a beautiful long public holiday weekend to reflect, look back, and celebrate whānau—and parents wrap up week one of surviving the school holidays—we are opening the vault to look back at the most mortifying family treasures of all: childhood school photos! 😭💈 We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a long-form public holiday masterpiece while you kick back, enjoy the day off, and completely escape the weekday routine! 🗝️☕ The studio completely implodes as the team revisits the absolute agony of school photo day. From the shock of forced smiles and neon laser backgrounds to the tragic bowl cuts and questionable fashion choices our parents forced us to wear, Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy leave no childhood stone unturned. The phone lines light up for an epic talkback session as Kiwi callers share their most spectacularly awful, deeply embarrassing, and unforgettably cringey school photos that still haunt them to this day! Loved this long holiday throwback? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed packed with our best ever moments

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MATARIKI VAULT: Celebrating the national public holiday and one week of school holidays, the studio dissolves into absolute hysterics over childhood memories, tracking the most embarrassing school photo disasters shared by Kiwi listeners.

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