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EPISODE · Mar 10, 2025 · 45 MIN

Matt Trakker: Dutch Dikes and Drugs

from Mobile Armored Podcast Show · host Adam Moore and PJ McNerney

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are continuing their European vacation with a trip to the Netherlands to enjoy the tulips, the windmills, the amazing construction and maintenance of the dikes…and probably some pharmaceuticals that are uniquely legal in Amsterdam.All of a sudden when one of the dikes is shattered, nearly drowning our intrepid travelers! Time for Matt to abandon Scott…er…I mean, to investigate this mystery. Meanwhile, T-Bob thinks he sees a flying windmill and proceeds to ask every windmill owner whether it is going to be taking off soon.When V.E.N.O.M.’s appears on the scene, Matt’s unnatural calm about him carries him through discovering Mayhem, crashing into the ocean, nearly drowning beneath the waves, and then getting Thunderhawk towed by a local mechanic. He even gives Scott an affection hug, despite the fact that Scott wasn’t imminently about to die! Who is this guy?Matt wastes no more time in calling in M.A.S.K., including his wife Gloria Baker, pizza-guy-turned-mechanic Dusty Hayes, and local Amsterdam expert, Brad Turner to the scene.Meanwhile, Miles is meeting with a Dutch ersatz Ernst Blofeld, complete with cat, who wants to become prime minister and willing to threaten the country’s safety to do it. That is, until his phone call to the current PM doesn’t work and the villain gets cold feet.But thankfully, Miles is made of sterner stuff and, transforming his ship into an oil platform to rival the SDF-1, Miles is ready to make the Netherlands pay…Hopefully Matt and co will be able to get off the good stuff long enough to stop them! And cause an ecological disaster in the process!Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for the finer points of water retention structures, massive transforming structures, and questionable use of pharmaceuticals on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

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Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are continuing their European vacation with a trip to the Netherlands to enjoy the tulips, the windmills, the amazing construction and maintenance of the dikes…and probably some pharmaceuticals that are uniquely legal in Amsterdam. All of a sudden when one of the dikes is shattered, nearly drowning our intrepid travelers! Time for Matt to abandon Scott…er…I mean, to investigate this mystery. Meanwhile, T-Bob thinks he ...

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