PODCAST · comedy
Mobile Armored Podcast Show
by Adam Moore and PJ McNerney
Computer, select the best agents for this mission!The Mobile Armored Podcast Show is a rewatch podcast of the 80’s cartoon series M.A.S.K. Hosts Adam Moore and PJ McNerney are hitting the rewind button and taking you on a wild ride back to the era of neon, synthesizers, and cartoons that were blatant toy commercials—but oh, so unforgettable. Remember the thrill of Matt Trakker's adventures and his crew of oddly skilled agents? Well, Adam and PJ sure do, and they're dissecting all 75 episodes with the perfect mix of fondness, bafflement, and a hefty dose of "Did they really just say that?!" Listen along as we peel back the layers of this 80’s classic, pondering over the show's logic-defying moments and the peculiar decisions of its characters. From the bizarre case of Professor Stevens waking up in Matt Trakker's library to the absurdity of Alex Sector's animal care fiascos; from the physics-defying flights of a certain red Camaro
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Miles Mayhem's Hot Air Problem
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!It's Episode 41: "Stop Motion."Venom rolls out a Hindenburg-grade blimp armed with a world-class EMP—just to nab the Indy 500 cash box and a leather binder of EVERY U.S. safe combo (because nothing says “international terrorism” like a coupon book for bank vaults). Matt Trakker tries vacuum-tube science, Scott nearly skydives without a chute, and the only real casualty is logic. It’s 22 minutes of explosive tech, ten-dollar stakes, and the sad, slow hiss of a punctured plot balloon on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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VENOM Unmasks Matt Trakker! (with James Riley!)
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!It's Episode 40: "Eyes of the Skull"!Matt Tracker dumps his kid to wander San Francisco (“What could go wrong?”) and immediately gets doxxed by Miles Mayhem’s X-ray crystal skull. VENOM finally learns MASK’s big secret…and celebrates with the most conspicuous bank heist ever—blasting a hole through downtown like it’s cosplay GTA.Meanwhile T-Bob—750 lbs of anxiety in a metal romper—gets curb-stomped into a planter, springs back like Inspector Gadget, and later tackles Sly Rax so hard the poor guy technically dies off-screen. Matt’s rescue plan? Climb the Golden Gate cable in loafers, flash the skull at its own reflection, and trigger a plot-reset EMP that wipes VENOM’s memory faster than an Etch A Sketch. The payoff: Scott’s safe, the villains forget everything, and MASK still barely uses, y’know… masks. It’s 22 minutes of “highest stakes ever!” that end with Father-of-the-Year Matt sighing in relief no one touched his fortune—because losing his billionaire status would hurt way more than that whole kidnapping thing.It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show, featuring our #1 fan - James Riley!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker's Daddy Issues
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!It's Episode 39: "Green Nightmare"! Matt Tracker’s “cultural‑exchange” flight to New Guinea nosedives, unleashing an episode where MASK forgets its own name: almost zero masks, barely a vehicle, but plenty of wildly offensive mud‑people stereotypes. While VENOM cosplays as jungle gods, Scott rewires a live breaker panel mid‑air (Father‑of‑the‑Year, Matt!), T‑Bob swallows a bug and turns into slapstick bridge timber, and Alex cheerfully suggests mowing down the locals. It’s 22 minutes of lore teases and face‑palms that somehow squeezes a crystal‑powered super‑weapon, crocodile wrestling, and raccoon‑eyed tribal masks into one giant, “Wait… what show is this again?”Join Adam and PJ for another unforgettable episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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M.A.S.K., Thundercats, and Mego Toys (with Kevin Abrams!)
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!It's M.A.S.K. Episode 38 - "The Curse of Solomon's Gorge." After Scott and T-Bob are left to wander the desert alone, the predictable happens - T-Bob falls down a well, Scott and T-Bob are almost crushed to death, and Scott nearly drowns. But somehow, Matt Trakker evades the clutches of child protective services once again.Writer, director, musician, and novelist Kevin Abrams joins us for a wide-ranging discussion that covers M.A.S.K., his love of Thundercats, and his family connections to legendary toy company Mego Toys. Kevin's first novel - Mt. Forgotten - will be released later this month. You can also check out some of his incredible films, which are available to stream on Amazon.com:I Got A Monster (2023), a documentary on the Baltimore Gun Trace Task ForceMarisol (2023), a coming-of-age drama about an undocumented woman who is falsely accused of a crimehttps://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Scott Trakker Defiles Uluru
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!MASK and VENOM are back in the Outback of Australia…but don’t you worry, folks…this is serious this time…there won’t be any co-opting of local customs and spiritual practices like the last time we were here!Oh wait…V.E.N.O.M.’s uses a hologram machine to fool local people into thinking that floating rocks are driven by their rock gods, the Mimis, to reveal a treasure hidden within the sacred mountain, Uluru. Matt, Bruce, Brad, Scott, and T-Bob stand ready to answer the question: Wait, what are Mimis?With Matt and Bruce hot on Miles’s scheme and Brad teaching guitar to a family upset about his asking about rock gods, Scott and T-Bob climb Uluru. Only to then tumble down the mountain and have Scott and/or T-Bob be mistaken for the local people’s sky god (it’s a little confusing). It all leads up to an exciting ending where Miles attempts to destroy the mountain with Scott and T-Bob trapped inside and Brad uses Hocus Pocus to add a new dimension to the legends of the local people with a giant rock monster!Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for an adventure Down Under, complete with thrills, chills, and some questionable interpretations of local cultures on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker's Not-So-Wild Stallions
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Hopping over to Vienna, Matt, Scott, T-Bob, and Dusty Hayes (who apparently decided to hang around after last episode) witness Austria’s famous Lipizzaner Stallions from the bleacher seats.But then, the horses go wild, forcing Dusty to save a child whose mother attends the Matt Trakker School of Abandonment Parenting. The horses go missing, leading Matt to follow in his own footsteps and abandon Scott at the hotel while he goes to investigate.(Also, there is an Emir there from a made-up Middle Eastern country who thanks Dusty from stopping the stampede…leading Dusty to make a strange reference to human sacrifice.)Surprise, surprise, it turns out that V.E.N.O.M. is behind the horse-napping, acting as guns for hire for the Emir to steal the horses and sell them at an amazingly inflated price.But don’t worry, M.A.S.K. is there to stop them, putting two and two together with the kind of circumstantial evidence that would get your case thrown out of The People’s Court!(Seriously, it is based on hearsay, the fact that the Emir is “An Arabian”, and that he wants to have those horses.)And it all leads up to an exciting battle at the end on a giant oil tanker that can navigate the Danube! We hope the horses can survive this traumatic experience…Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for the joys of horse husbandry and questionable legal grounds on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker: Dutch Dikes and Drugs
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are continuing their European vacation with a trip to the Netherlands to enjoy the tulips, the windmills, the amazing construction and maintenance of the dikes…and probably some pharmaceuticals that are uniquely legal in Amsterdam.All of a sudden when one of the dikes is shattered, nearly drowning our intrepid travelers! Time for Matt to abandon Scott…er…I mean, to investigate this mystery. Meanwhile, T-Bob thinks he sees a flying windmill and proceeds to ask every windmill owner whether it is going to be taking off soon.When V.E.N.O.M.’s appears on the scene, Matt’s unnatural calm about him carries him through discovering Mayhem, crashing into the ocean, nearly drowning beneath the waves, and then getting Thunderhawk towed by a local mechanic. He even gives Scott an affection hug, despite the fact that Scott wasn’t imminently about to die! Who is this guy?Matt wastes no more time in calling in M.A.S.K., including his wife Gloria Baker, pizza-guy-turned-mechanic Dusty Hayes, and local Amsterdam expert, Brad Turner to the scene.Meanwhile, Miles is meeting with a Dutch ersatz Ernst Blofeld, complete with cat, who wants to become prime minister and willing to threaten the country’s safety to do it. That is, until his phone call to the current PM doesn’t work and the villain gets cold feet.But thankfully, Miles is made of sterner stuff and, transforming his ship into an oil platform to rival the SDF-1, Miles is ready to make the Netherlands pay…Hopefully Matt and co will be able to get off the good stuff long enough to stop them! And cause an ecological disaster in the process!Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for the finer points of water retention structures, massive transforming structures, and questionable use of pharmaceuticals on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Buddy Hawks Penetrates Paris
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Matt takes his adopted son Scott and robot T-Bob to visit a Parisian art gallery.Knowing that he needs a chauffeur for his kid, Matt also takes Buddy Hawks, the long suffering M.A.S.K. agent who constantly watches his paramilitary friends go on cool adventures while he replaces windshield wiper fluid for old people.What seems like an innocent prank of turning precious art pieces around suddenly transforms into a deadly game of explosive consequences for all of Paris! With no time to call in the rest of the M.A.S.K., Matt Trakker has no choice but to rely on himself and Buddy to stop V.E.N.O.M. from activating a trap set by former Germany occupiers of Parisc(yep…THOSE guys).(Again, Buddy is the guy Matt brought along to chauffeur his kid, only to follow in Matt’s example of abandoning Scott to the streets of Paris).Matt and Buddy have to perform the desperate acts of following V.E.N.O.M. into the Parisian sewer, preventing Scott from entering same said sewers, and endangering Scott life while he is on the Eiffel Tower (which is where Matt told to Scott to go to be “safe”). All in the name of saving Paris.What’s not to love in this latest, greatest episode?!?Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for artistic culture and refinement in the heart of Gaul on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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SCANDAL! M.A.S.K. Lies to Children!
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!When the ghost of Caesar haunts the Palantine Hill to scare off Matt Trakker’s workers, there is only one thing to do: Time to call in Scooby Doo. Just kidding, it turns out that V.E.N.O.M. is on the hunt for the lost sword of CAESAR, which… makes you invincible and is responsible for the rise and fall of Rome as an empire? (We don’t remember that from Latin class… but I suppose it is a great way to ignore the Roman Republic’s systemic issues of class warfare and military campaigns.)From butchering Roman history to equating Caesar’s sword to the Ark of the Covenant to finally cruelly embarrassing Miles Mayhem, this latest episode of M.A.S.K. has it all!Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for more fun on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Bruce Sato vs. Dusty Hayes
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Here's a great idea for an episode of a children's cartoon: a disgraced finance minister decides to manipulate currency in order to cause an economic collapse. What ten-year-old wouldn't like that? At least we have plenty of Dad jokes, a goat attacking T-Bob, and... oh, yeah... Bruce threatening to beat up Dusty. Buckle up! It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker Plays God
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Remember how much you respected and admired Matt Trakker when you were a kid? If you had known he was secretly funding gain-of-function research on flesh-eating bacteria, would you still respect and admire him? If your answer is "yes", then you're our target demographic. If your answer is "no", you're also our target demographic. All that, plus T-Bob gets dunked in slime, we prove Buddy Hawks is a V.E.N.O.M. agent, and Hurricane Hondo dishes out his signature badassery. It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker's South American Love Child
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are enjoying some down time in Rio de Janiero…with a mysterious woman and a young girl….who might look suspiciously like Matt?!?What is going on here….?Oh, also V.E.N.O.M. steals, in the words of Miles Mayhem “a worthless painting”…only to have it turn out to be a map to a hidden stash of gold secreted away (along a lot of military equipment) by a certain infamous Party who may have taken over Germany in the 30s and 40s and fled to South America.In other words…Days of Lives meets The Odessa File… in cartoon form.Come join Adam Moore and P.J. McNerney on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show as we dive into the latest M.A.S.K. episode to expose kids to the horrors of the mid-20th century!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Hurricane Hondo
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!If you were introducing a new toy into the franchise, would you name it after a serial killer? If your answer is yes... then you are the target demographic of this podcast. If your answer is no... I guess you'd prefer it be named after a devastating storm that claims the lives of thousands of people every year... and you would also be the target demographic of this podcast. Also, T-Bob gets squashed twice! Welcome to another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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M.A.S.K. & V.E.N.O.M. Make New Years Resolutions
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!What does the leader of a rogue vigilante group make for his New Years resolution? What about the incompetent leader of a terrorist organization? Or a young boy who yearns for human connection but whose only friend is an overly anxious robot? Find out in this BONUS episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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T-Bob's Got The Touch
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!If you had "firing gigawatts of electricity into T-Bob" on your BINGO card, you win! Yes, potentially destroying Scott Trakker's one and only friend is how M.A.S.K. plans to foil a V.E.N.O.M. plot. Hey, at least they have a plot, unlike last episode's disaster. This episode also weighs in with the most dad jokes per minute of any episode so far. So get ready to groan along with us on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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The Worst M.A.S.K. Episode Ever
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Folks, Miles Mayhem is not doing well. You need go no further than the latest episode of MASK to see the once mighty VENOM leader kidnapping pandas from China and abducting a sculptor and... forcing the sculptor to desecrate moai (those giant heads on Easter Island) by imprinting the faces of VENOM agents on them. So, please, folks... please, send your hearts out to Miles Mayhem. He isn’t himself... because who in their right mind DOES ANY OF THIS?!?https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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V.E.N.O.M.'s Desperate Cry For Help
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!WE'RE BACK FROM HIATUS! Unfortunately, V.E.N.O.M. probably wishes they could go on hiatus. Once the mightiest terrorist organization in the world, Miles Mayhem's bunch has been reduced to living in a leak-prone shanty in the middle of the jungle. It's not even for an evil scheme... this is just where they live now. Sad. That, plus T-Bob becomes a God (again?), Scott threatens T-Bob with a hammer, and one of West Coast Hip Hop's greatest icons is thawed out and revived! Welcome back to the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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October Week Hiatus Continued
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Hiatus Week - Brad Turner and the Condors w/ Special Guest (Not) Dan Carlin!
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!While Adam and PJ are on hiatus, we've got a couple treats in store. And be sure to stay 'til the end for Turner and the Condors latest hit single, "Flying So High."https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Brad Turner's Weed
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!After a rock show, Brad finds some weed(s), grabs a mysterious briefcase, and sets out on a madcap 24 hours in Los Angeles. Now THAT'S an episode of M.A.S.K. we could get behind. Instead, we get a lazy V.E.N.O.M. plot, even lazier M.A.S.K. agents, and Scott's quest for diabetes. Join us for laughter - and groaning - on another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt and Gloria Get Married
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!What would you give Matt Trakker and Gloria Baker for a wedding gift? She-Ra's belt? The Eye of Sauron? Maybe dinner at a revolving restaurant or a ride in Thunderhawk? Here's what Miles Mayhem got them -- the worst V.E.N.O.M. plot in the show so far. (Hint: it involves vacuuming money.) That, plus Scott and T-Bob are abandoned once again! Time for another Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker, Arms Dealer
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Another one of Matt Trakker's billion-dollar military boondoggles goes missing. Are we more worried that Matt is clearly an arms dealer, or the fact that these weapons systems go missing so often? Plus, Scott is nearly killed by a Rube Goldberg device, Dusty's IQ drops several points, and... could it be... the BEST M.A.S.K. battle of the series so far? Find out on this week's Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Dumpster Diving with Scott and T-Bob
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!What would possess the child of a billionaire to go dumpster diving? Maybe it's the trauma inflicted when his father abandoned him in the Egyptian desert with a stranger he only met 30 seconds ago. Let's dive into the dumpster of Scott Trakker's psychology in today's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Buddy Hawks is 'Stache-tastic!
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!When you think "Mardi Gras", do you think parachuting clowns, Disney copyright infringement, and drug labs in the swamp? Because M.A.S.K. sure does! All that, plus Scott tries to kill T-Bob (again), Sly wears a headdress, and Buddy Hawks has the most 80's mustache you've ever seen. It's the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker Made Us Take Labor Day Off
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Yes, you read that right. Matt is being kind enough to give us the day off on Labor Day. And by that we mean he was ordered by a federal judge. Have a very Happy Labor Day everyone!!!P.S. - Stay 'til the end for a recently unearthed 80's gem!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Bruce Sato: No Jacket Required
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!This week, Bruce hugs a topless guy in the snow, a 65 million year old virus is unearthed, and V.E.N.O.M. builds a shopping mall in the Arctic Circle. So, pretty much par for the course. Plus, Scott is abandoned in sub-zero temperatures, and T-Bob comes one step closer to rebelling against his programming. Chill out with another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Gloria Baker and the Dumpster Fire
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!This episode starts with such a great premise -- a nuclear submarine controlled by a rogue A.I. threatens the Panama Canal. But that's where the greatness ends. What we get instead is a complete dumpster fire of an episode. Twenty-two minutes of M.A.S.K. toy commercials would have been a better use of the time. However, dumpster fires make for great episodes of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! Won't you come dumpster diving with us? https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Scott Trakker's Ice Cream Addiction
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Look, we're going to be honest here. This episode goes to some dark places regarding Scott, T-Bob, and an ice cream shop. If you are easily disturbed, disgusted, or lactose intolerant, you might want to skip this episode. On the plus side, we've got very petty gangsters, Miles slumming it, and Matt's continued bad parenting on another all-new Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker: Worst Dad Ever? (with special guest Jason Burns!)
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Jason Burns from the "What About..." Podcast joins us as we travel to an England (ish) Renaissance Faire! Join us as we revel in the best poetry M.A.S.K. has to offer, Scott's epic quest to send a postcard, and some of the absolutely worst parenting we've ever seen from Matt Trakker. It's an extra special guest for an extra special Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Sly Rax's Acid Trip
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Surely there’s a better way to make money than breaking into temples in Singapore and melting down the gold statues inside, but, okay Miles, great plan! Also, Scott is almost killed by an elephant, T-Bob is treated like garbage, and Sly Rax has a really bad acid trip. All on this week’s episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Scott Tries to Kill T-Bob
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Yes, it finally happened. After years of neglect from his father, and after watching his father's rogue paramilitary organization at work for just as long, Scott finally snapped and tried to take out T-Bob. Was it successful? Listen to find out. Also, more lost cities in jungles and even more questionable money-making schemes from VENOM. Join Adam and PJ for another Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Scott Trakker's Flipper Hands
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!What could be more disturbing than V.E.N.O.M.'s dastardly plan to ransom the Statue of Liberty? How about Miles Mayhem's petty destruction of an innocent magician's career? WHAT DID WONDRO DO TO YOU, MILES?! That, and Scott Trakker's flipper hands, on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker, Ladies Man
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Like most of you, Adam and PJ strongly oppose the rampant deforestation of the Amazon rainforest. Having said that, if we were forced to come up with ways for destroying the jungle, don't you think giant caterpillars would be last on that list? Well, not for Miles Mayhem, whose latest scientific achievement is used for the dumbest reason possible. That, and a new redhead enters Matt's life who is sure to make Gloria jealous. Here comes another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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R.I.P. Thunderhawk
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!What could possibly drive Matt Trakker to sacrifice the greatest M.A.S.K. vehicle of all time? To save his son? To prevent the end of the world? What about a trade-in deal at the local car dealership? Nope! Thunderhawk is sacrificed in order to... well, if you can figure it out, please let us know. That, plus the M.A.S.K. team visits an amusement park, Scott shops for yachts, and T-Bob's nihilism reaches new depths. What's not to love? https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Miles Mayhem's Giant Holes
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Writing evil villains is simple. Give them a goal, and a crazy ultimatum if they don't achieve that goal. "Give me all the gold in the world or I'll blow up the moon." That's pretty good, right? In "The Magma Mole", Miles threatens to cause Mt. Fuji to erupt unless... NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HE NEVER ASKS FOR ANYTHING!!! This -- and many other things -- make Adam and PJ unreasonably angry on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show. Buckle up!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Miles Mayhem Ends Life on Earth
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!In this week's episode, it's all over for one lucky city if Miles pulls off his dastardly plan. Of course, his plan involves crashing a comet into Earth, which means it's probably over for all life on Earth if he succeeds. Is preventing an extinction level event worth 25 million dollars in gold bars? YES! JUST PAY THE MAN! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Buddy Hawks, Loincloth Enthusiast
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!We don't even know where to begin with the glorious trainwreck that is M.A.S.K.'s "The Oz Effect." Watch in awe (or horror) as VENOM's theatrical slave-labor scheme goes hilariously awry, complete with fake cobras and a tornado machine that would make the Wizard of Oz blush. Meanwhile, Buddy Hawks takes cultural insensitivity to new lows, and dares to bare it all in a loincloth. Buckle up for a no-holds-barred roast of lazy writing, ridiculous disguises, and over-the-top villainy. If you’re ready for a brutally honest and side-splitting critique, this is the episode you don’t want to miss!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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I Need Thunderhawk, Bruce!
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!This week, we dive into Mask Episode 8: "The Roteks," where Venom decides metal-eating bugs are the next big thing. Because why not? Also, Matt's grilling hot dogs like he’s had one too many, Hondo’s got an attitude, and the team's mask powers are put to the most questionable use yet.And can we talk about the animation? It’s actually good. Who knew they could pull that off? But seriously, this episode’s logic is almost airtight, which is rare for MASK.Join us as we dissect every absurd and hilarious moment, from Matt’s casual racism to the unintentional comedy gold. If you're into sarcasm, nostalgia, and some good ol' fashion M.A.S.K. fun, this episode is for you.https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Mayhem's Colonic Disruptor
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!We thought Miles was going into the medical equipment business until we realized he was saying "cyclonic" disruptor. We're still a bit disappointed, tbh. Also, "funny-looking domes", dirty bombs, Matt uses Scott and T-Bob as canaries in a coal mine, and Gloria reveals even new levels of her hard core adrenaline junkie-ness. All that and more in this week's pod!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Dinosaucers
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!On this week's episode, join Adam and PJ for a hilarious deep dive into "Dinosaur Boy," where Venom’s confusing quest for eternal youth meets dinosaur drama! Expect bizarre dino noises, eyebrow-raising cultural takes, and villains who are alarmingly happy at their jobs. It’s a jungle out there with nonsensical plot twists and riotous cartoon antics. Laugh along as our hosts dissect the chaos with witty banter and sharp insights. Get ready to roar with laughter!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Texas is Not in Colorado
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Strap in for rollicking ride with Adam and PJ. This week, despite being trapped in a Colorado snowstorm, the boys still manage to delve into the hijinks of MASK's fifth episode, "Video Venom." This episode is a whirlwind where villains hypnotize townsfolk to steal a military laser with intentions of holding a Texas oil refinery hostage—a geographical gaffe that PJ can't help but hilariously unpack. Meanwhile, Adam debates whether one of the townsfolk might be Francis Ford Coppola in his pajamas. Tune in as our hosts tackle the episode’s logic leaps, from inexplicable hypnotic powers to spontaneous anti-grav cannons, all while the MASK team struggles with their usual disarray. Get ready for laughter, bewildering plot twists, and a hint of nostalgia mixed with sheer absurdity in this episode of the "Mobile Armored Podcast Show!"https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Miles is an Illusionist, Matt
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Get ready to buckle up and transform your mundane commute into a fantastical voyage with Episode 4 of the "Mobile Armored Podcast Show." This time around, Adam and PJ tackle the mesmerizing chaos of M.A.S.K. Episode Four, "Highway to Terror." Diving into the episode with the glee of kids in a candy store, they dissect every twist and turn—from military plutonium heists to earthquake machines, and even a villain with a flair for dramatic entrances. It’s a rollicking good time as they explore the best and worst that M.A.S.K. has to offer, all while sharing laughs, ludicrous theories, and a deep-dive into the episode's unexpected David Lynch vibes. Whether you’re a longtime fan or a curious newcomer, this episode promises insights and laughter in equal measure, proving that sometimes, the most harebrained schemes are the ones that make for the best stories. Join Adam and PJ as they spin this wild yarn and maybe—just maybe—uncover the secret link between iconic 80s cartoons and avant-garde cinema.https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Dusty Hayes, Book Thief
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Dubious ancient relics. Secret Colorado cults. And pepperoni pizzas. All that and more in M.A.S.K. Episode 3, "The Book of Power." This peculiar gem might just be the original pilot of the series, revealing itself with different voices for our beloved characters and the grand introduction of Boulder Hill’s astonishing transformation capabilities. Join us for a whirlwind adventure that mingles childhood memories with the delicious ridiculousness of afterschool cartoons. Join Adam & PJ for another installment of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Dusty's Empty Teepee
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!Activate Defense Mode for this episode of the "Mobile Armored Podcast Show," where Adam and PJ take a wild ride... with a dash of cultural insensitivity. This week, the duo dives into a hilariously problematic storyline involving the theft of a mystical arrowhead that leads to an alien spacecraft buried in the desert. With VENOM causing chaos and the MASK team scrambling to keep up, the episode dissects tropes and stereotypes with equal parts critique and cringe. From characters being distinctly of their time to bizarre gadgetry antics, Adam and PJ unpack the layers of 80s 'awesome' and 'awful', making this a must-listen for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a dose of Saturday morning cartoon chaos.https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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Matt Trakker's Unusual Situations
Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ!In this debut episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show, join hosts Adam Moore and PJ McNerney as they dive headfirst into the thrilling universe of "MASK," kicking off with the pilot episode that sets the stage for an epic saga of 75 episodes. Amidst meteorites with mysterious powers and covert operations disguised as UFO abductions, our hosts peel back the layers of this 80s cartoon classic, revealing a world where science fiction blurs with reality, and strong, independent female characters break the mold. But it's not just about the action and adventure; Adam and PJ bring their unique insight and humor to the fore, dissecting the curious decisions of the villainous VENOM and pondering the safety protocols (or lack thereof) of the MASK team's gadgetry. This episode is a wild ride through nostalgia, packed with laughs, intriguing theories, and a deep dive into the quirks and charm of a beloved series. Strap in for an unforgettable journey with the Mobile Armored Podcast Show, where every twist and turn is more than meets the eye!https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Computer, select the best agents for this mission!The Mobile Armored Podcast Show is a rewatch podcast of the 80’s cartoon series M.A.S.K. Hosts Adam Moore and PJ McNerney are hitting the rewind button and taking you on a wild ride back to the era of neon, synthesizers, and cartoons that were blatant toy commercials—but oh, so unforgettable. Remember the thrill of Matt Trakker's adventures and his crew of oddly skilled agents? Well, Adam and PJ sure do, and they're dissecting all 75 episodes with the perfect mix of fondness, bafflement, and a hefty dose of "Did they really just say that?!" Listen along as we peel back the layers of this 80’s classic, pondering over the show's logic-defying moments and the peculiar decisions of its characters. From the bizarre case of Professor Stevens waking up in Matt Trakker's library to the absurdity of Alex Sector's animal care fiascos; from the physics-defying flights of a certain red Camaro
HOSTED BY
Adam Moore and PJ McNerney
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