EPISODE · Feb 21, 2023 · 1 MIN
Mayonnaise for President
from The Otis Advisory · host reVolver Podcasts
Mayo Pete only comes in white and whiter, so do not use before Easter. There’s nothing to remember with Mayo Pete, no mixing, no meetings - it’s all baked in. Mayo Pete may contain bull corn. Has no wow factor. Plant-based fruit-forward backwash contains no menthol and never will. May cause white winter itch. Not for day drinking in Dallas. Foreign ingredients are inert, for now. Otis has a full report. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What if a bottle of mayonnaise ran for President? Well, it’s about to happen. Say hello kitty to Mayo Pete the miracle spread. Mayo Pete only comes in white and whiter, so do not use before Easter. There’s nothing to remember with Mayo Pete, no mixing, no meetings - it’s all baked in. Mayo Pete may contain bull corn. Has no wow factor. Plant-based fruit-forward backwash contains no menthol and never will. May cause white winter itch. Not for day drinking in Dallas. Foreign ingredients are inert, for now. Otis has a full report. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.
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