Men Lie, Women Lie, Numbers Don't

Here is the GPL News Brief for June 25th 2026:Here Is Today’s Stories:Venezuelans search rubble for survivors after 2 strong quakes kill at least 188Live updates: Venezuela earthquakes kill at least 188; death toll could exceed thousands as rescue efforts continueSupreme Court allows Trump administration to end legal protections for Haitians and Syrians‘More people will die’: Read Justice Sotomayor’s blistering dissent in Supreme Court’s decision on asylum seekersEli Lilly Approved Obesity Drug for Mystery 79-Year-Old PatientWhite House Aggressively Denies Trump Received Exclusive Weight Loss Drug Access. Sure. We believe you.Trump kicks off the Great American State Fair after musical acts pulled outTrump Is Making the 250th SmallExcept…here’s a video of people leaving in droves….I don’t want to keep using the same gif but….Trump’s Capitol visit devolves into shouting match with GOP senator he helped oust in primary fightSenate Republicans reject war powers resolution after Trump berates them at Capitol meetingMercury’s Alyssa Thomas suspended 1 game for incident with Caitlin ClarkClean play. Free Alyssa. Even that lady’s teammates aren’t worried about her and left her.Meanwhile Sophie is just out here doing this literally foul sh*t.Anywho. This substack is a Team Paige, Azzi, and Wings page. Sucks to suck, Fever.Those are your headlines for today. We release a recap of all the news of the week on Fridays, so if you haven’t yet, please like, subscribe, and restack on Substack so these and all our newsletters get delivered to your mailbox! For Free!We keep up with all the news for you, so you don’t have to. Aren’t we sweet?Talk to y’all tomorrow! 🚫🤴Get Pod Local: Where we start Locally while thinking Globallyxx Jalon👉🏽 This daily podcast is free, but if you’d like, please buy Jalon some coffee. She can’t do these newsletters and podcasts without it! (Seriously).Good News!We are now everywhere you get your podcasts! So you can take me on your commute, in the gym, or when I like to listen to podcast, while you’re washing dishes.Subscribe and leave a review for us!Listen on SpotifyListen on AppleThis Week’s GPL Podcast Episode Is Up!Watch it anywhere you listen / watch this podcast.👇🏽We’re Also On Youtube!We also post these on our Youtube Channel! Get full access to Get Pod Local at getpodlocal.substack.com/subscribe