Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26

It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!* (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟* (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈* (0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history* (0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞* (0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞* (0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings* (0:43:42) News.... Greece* (0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖* (0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞* (0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams* (1:06:41) X live finally smh* (1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰* (1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰* (1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰* (1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕* (1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞* (1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head?* (1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too!* (1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰* (1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞* (1:53:53) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/3/hake-mon-8326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/3/jlp-mon-8326–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe