EPISODE · Aug 3, 2026 · 1H 7M
Menty B-LC | America's Favorite Podcast
from Black Lincoln Collective Podcast · host Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB
00:03:50 — Slang School Begins: Parker announces a 2026 slang check so the crew can stay current, which is already the least current sentence possible. 00:04:47 — Mogging Explained: The guys learn that “mogging” means outshining or dominating someone, mostly through appearance, and immediately age seven years. 00:05:29 — Looksmaxing and Mewing: The crew breaks down looksmaxing, mewing, and the strange internet belief that your jawline can become a full-time project. 00:07:38 — Receipts Become Strip Club Receipts: “Receipts” starts as proof, then becomes proof someone paid cover, used the ATM, and ordered steak at a strip club. 00:09:40 — French Fry Mexican Restaurant: A Mexican restaurant with surprisingly good fries inspires the guys to invent French fry fajitas, which honestly might work. 00:12:53 — Menty B Arrives: “Menty B” is revealed as slang for a mental breakdown, and the crew realizes the phrase is both ridiculous and dangerously useful. 00:13:56 — Cooked and Crash Out: The slang lesson turns into a parenting diagnosis as “crash out” is described as losing emotional control, which apparently happens daily with kids. 00:17:16 — The Adult Slang Warning: Parker warns the kids not to listen before explaining a term that turns the show into a haunted internet dictionary. 00:21:47 — Concert Diapers: Fred explains that some fans wear diapers to keep their front-row concert spots, and the room instantly regrets being alive in 2026. 00:23:10 — Big Diaper Censorship: Fred briefly disappears right as the diaper topic heats up, creating a perfect conspiracy that Big Diaper silenced him. 00:23:47 — Blues Traveler Front Row: Fred admits the one concert he really wanted to be up front for was Blues Traveler, because apparently the harmonica demanded respect. 00:31:55 — Friendship Test Time: The crew celebrates Friendship Day by testing how well they know each other, which quickly proves friendship is mostly guessing and laughing. 00:36:28 — Darkest Secrets: The quiz jumps from favorite colors to darkest secrets, which feels like a survey written by a teenager with no concept of adult consequences. 00:41:45 — Dream Job: Boiled Peanut Man: Fred’s dream job becomes selling boiled peanuts from the back of a truck, and honestly, it may be his most realistic business plan yet. 01:00:00 — Biggest Fear: The episode closes with fears of falling, mountain stories, and the terrifying idea that the 250th episode is almost here. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
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In “Menty B-LC” | Episode 249 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew opens with crickets, confusion, and a reminder that the BLC is somehow still broadcasting from the Palatial EC Studios. Parker sets the tone by announcing that the show is getting “caught up and hip to the times,” which is exactly what every aging man says right before embarrassing himself in front of the children. The first half becomes a full 2026 slang check, designed as a back-to-school survival guide for parents, kids, and anyone who has recently heard a teenager speak and felt their soul leave their body. Parker walks Fred and Allan through terms like mogging, looksmaxing, sigma, receipts, ship, pulling, menty b, cooked, crash out, pressed, read, chopped, pick me girl, ate, snatched, serving, and giving. Some they know, some they butcher, and some immediately make everyone older. Then comes the one adult slang term that sends the whole segment off a cliff and into a place no school guidance counselor should ever go. The slang lesson also somehow turns into talk about strip club steak, Danny Trejo, a Mexican restaurant with suspiciously good French fries, and the business opportunity of French fry fajitas. This is why nobody lets BLC near a restaurant concept. Fred then brings up a concert trend where fans wear diapers so they can stay at the front of general admission shows without losing their spot. The crew discusses artist complaints, the smell, “Big Diaper” censorship, and whether any concert is worth that level of personal sacrifice. Fred also remembers a free Blues Traveler show with The Wailers and Spin Doctors, where John Popper allegedly smoked through a jam session like a harmonica wizard. After the break, it’s Friendship Day, so the guys test how well they know each other. They guess middle names, favorite colors, darkest secrets, celebrity crushes, dream jobs, hometowns, emotional triggers, favorite TV shows, and biggest fears. By the end, they may not know everything about each other, but they do know this: the 250th episode is coming, and Allan’s biggest fear might be editing it.
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