Metalica

The boys hit Perth for the “once-in-a-lifetime” Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles. What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had been up since 1991. The LORD lost his voice before James Hetfield even found his tuning pedal, E-Dawg spent half the night arguing with security about why the sound system had less punch than his Bluetooth speaker, and the crackheads from Kwinanna and The Lord then was last seen trying to revive the mosh pit with interpretive dance #dancedad Tune in as the lads roast the world’s most famous metal band for phoning it in harder than a FIFO worker on night shift, debate whether Lars still knows how to play drums, and review the true headliner of the night — the kebab shop on the way home. ⚡️Warning: This episode contains strong opinions, louder laughter than the concert itself, and several rude words aimed squarely at ageing rock gods. Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.