Miami: Fuckface Paradise

Look around you, everywhere, guys with icy chains and half buttoned silk shirts, girls with fake butts popping Moet on boats. Consistently ranked as one of the rudest and most aloof cities in the nation, Miami simply does not consider itself part of the greater Floridian whole. We're here to examine exactly why that is. Join us, freaks.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSources:https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/miami-named-americas-rudest-city-by-travel-leisure-8565099reddit.com/r/miami https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/17-ways-to-tell-someone-is-not-from-miami-according-to-miamians-031722https://www.condoblackbook.com/blog/why-miami-is-the-rudest-city-in-the-us/YouTube.com/watch?v=_HFvm4GdPlw https://burn.jacksonhealth.org/patient-stories/celebrity-chef-ralph-pagano-suffered-life-threatening-burns/