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EPISODE · Apr 14, 2026 · 1H 11M

Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

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MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW MIKEhttps://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/https://www.youtube.com/@mikeiseatonhttps://mikeiseaton.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:51 Dimassis drama00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City00:20:20 The best tamales in the world00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer?00:34:00 New American food00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn?00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged00:52:51 We all became our uncles00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories01:04:42 Justin's rebrand______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @mikeiseaton #podcast #comedy

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW MIKEhttps://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/https://www.youtube.com/@mikeiseatonhttps://mikeiseaton.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:51 Dimassis drama00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City00:20:20 The best tamales in the world00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer?00:34:00 New American food00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn?00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged00:52:51 We all became our uncles00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories01:04:42 Justin's rebrand______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @mikeiseaton #podcast #comedy

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