Minging Matcha, Marrying Murderers & Why We Should Run The Country...

https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-healthNew week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and the lengths people (Lorri) will go to in the pursuit of beauty.From there, we proudly confess our love for fake designer gear - because in this economy? Please be serious.Naturally, things take a darker turn as we discuss the Should I Marry a Murderer? documentary, before immediately pivoting into the Met Gala — the outfits, the chaos, and that Stevie Nicks and Sabrina Carpenter duet that genuinely altered our brain chemistry.We also address the shocking revelation that Lorri apparently has a Jesus tattoo… except she absolutely doesn’t, but not before rumours begin spreading anyway.Somewhere in between the nonsense, we discuss whether we should start our own political party, what we’d actually do if we ran the country, and why we personally believe ripping the arse out of a joke is one of life’s greatest pleasures.We also debrief Jade’s candlelight concert experience, ask the very important question of who the fuck is Graham?, and dive into cloud seeding - real science or conspiracy theory? The jury’s still out.And because we’re nothing if not emotionally self-aware, we unpack our attachment styles before reading your descriptions of your ex as if he were a bit of makeup… which was somehow both hilarious and deeply revealing.Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things significantly worse.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared.Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more politically ambitious this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋