Relatively Blonde

New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it well, and yes… we have thoughts.From there, we take a nostalgic turn back to the glory days of Topshop and Blockbuster Video — simpler times, better outfits, and absolutely no responsibilities.Naturally, we get into the I’m A Celeb final drama, the Furys, and somehow end up discussing Power Slap… because nothing says normal conversation like competitive slapping.We also chat about the BPerfect event, brand trips, and the chaos that comes with them — the vibes, the politics, and the things no one really says out loud.Somewhere in between, we cover sneezing (??), icks that genuinely ruin lives, and the moment Lucas escaped from the garden… because clearly we can’t have one calm week.And of course, we wrap things up with your listener dilemmas — including a slightly concerning stalker situation, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpected throwbacks, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared.Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unstable this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an online rape academy (yes, unfortunately that is a real sentence) and question what is actually wrong with people.From there, we get into catcalling - is there ever a world where it’s acceptable? (Spoiler: we have thoughts), before somehow ending up questioning whether we’ve been banned from ChatGPT… which feels both dramatic and slightly deserved.Naturally, things take a turn as we discuss the uncanny transformation of Ellen DeGeneres into Louis Theroux - because once you see it, you can’t unsee it.We also get into Coachella weekend 2, the Alix E vs Alex C drama, and Kira Cousins’ statement - because no week is complete without a bit of internet chaos to unpack.Somewhere in between, we touch on composite bonding, road rage, and the absolute horrors of dating - the disasters, the red flags, and the moments that should’ve ended things immediately.And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice that may or may not make things worse.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpectedly serious moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much.Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerning this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotlandAnother week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing.From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading.We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate.Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real.And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared.Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])Instagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:[https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says a peaceful week like spiralling over your own body - closely followed by Lorri’s absolutely horrific start to the day (thoughts and prayers).From there, we get into Nicky Modlin, Last One Laughing, and somehow end up discussing AI fruits… because at this point, why wouldn’t we?Naturally, things take a turn as we dive into age gap couples and bring you another Cougar Gate update - because the saga is far from over and we have a lot to say.Somewhere in between the nonsense, we also get into a birth control horror story - the realities, the risks, and the kind of experience that genuinely humbles you.And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things worse.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve definitely overshared.Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unstable this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence that really should be studied 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode is, once again, completely unhinged as we dive headfirst into topics that probably should’ve stayed private, starting with a very *in-depth* discussion on shaving your arsehole (yes, really… and no, it doesn’t get more sophisticated from here).We also get into the Chappell Roan drama - because of course we have opinions - before moving swiftly on to deadbeat dads and the absolute epidemic of weaponised incompetence (you already know this one hit a nerve).Somewhere in between the chaos, we have a rare moment of reflection talking about core memories - the ones that shaped us, humbled us, and explain far too much about our current personalities.We also get into female contraception (ugh) the realities, the frustrations, and why it somehow always feels like OUR responsibility to deal with.And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas and updates - messy situations, questionable decisions, and outcomes that may or may not have made things worse...Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared 😅Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unhinged this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])Instagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:[https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we couldn’t talk about our night out and not address Polo Lounge and let’s just say… we have thoughts 👀Somewhere in between the chaos, we get into a proper chat about women supporting women (or lack thereof…), and unpack the controversy around Jess and Carol Wright’s podcast - because no topic is off limits when we’re in this mood.Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - questionable situations, unsolicited advice, and the kind of life chats that feel helpful in the moment but may not hold up under professional scrutiny.Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much.Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unhinged this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesFollow us on Tiktok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorriFollow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyleJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arrive whether you asked for them or not.Abbie spills on her recent house move, the realities of influencing in the wild, and what it’s actually like running a business while the internet watches your every move. Somewhere between the moving boxes, brand deals, and life admin, we also spiral into the usual existential debates, questionable advice, and moments of self-reflection that may or may not be useful to anyone.Expect unfiltered opinions, mildly chaotic storytelling, life chats that feel like a group therapy session no one is qualified to host, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve probably overshared.Same cousins, same chaos — just with an extra blonde in the mix this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋Follow Abbie - ​⁠ Abbie's Instagrams;*@abbieblyth**@theblyhome**@blylabel*

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take one person to start a full domino effect of exhaustion?We also take a concerned but deeply unserious look at The Osbournes and ask the question that’s been haunting us - why does Kelly look… unwell? Is it rockstar residue? Is it rich-people lighting? Is it vibes? We investigate (loosely).Somehow we then pivot into why Gary Barlow is, in fact, OFFENSIVE. Is it justified? (YES) Is it projection? (MAYBE) Is it something from 2003 we’ve never emotionally processed? (You decide)And of course, we must disclose that Lorri was deep in her luteal phase this week and causing minor societal disruption with every sentence that left her mouth. No thought was regulated. No one was safe. Emotional stability was not invited.Expect fake science, hormonal hostility, cultural commentary no one asked for, and at least one opinion that could get us gently escorted off daytime television.Same cousins, same chaos, just slightly more hormonal this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hypothetically, in Minecraft 👀Naturally, we couldn’t ignore the Selena Gomez conspiracy currently doing laps on your For You Page...are we detectives? No. Will that stop us? Also no.We also discuss “punch the monkey” (don’t ask, just emotionally prepare), expose some truly feral fraternity hazing rituals, and share the things you genuinely could not pay us to do. Not for love. Not for money. Not even for a blue tick.Expect conspiracy spirals, mild FBI watchlist behaviour, fake legal disclaimers, and at least one take that will have someone typing in ALL CAPS!!Same cousins, same chaos - just slightly more concerned about surveillance this week.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])Instagram @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:[https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌Of course, they couldn’t ignore the latest villa antics on Love Island - because at this point they deserve honorary producer credits — and for the first time ever… we have a dilemma from a straight male 👀 Yes. The demographic is expanding. Growth. Evolution.Expect opinions, mild outrage, unnecessary spirals and at least one take that will divide the group chat.Same cousins, same energy, just louder, pettier, and now taking submissions from the boys.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate the ethics of panty-infused vodka (yes, unfortunately that’s a real sentence), and spiral into the dark corners of Tattle Life. Naturally, several opinions are formed. And shared. Loudly.Same cousins, same chaos — just hotter takes, deeper spirals, and absolutely zero media training.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼‍♀️In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst into your listener dilemmas that once again confirm we are living in a lawless society.Naturally, several spirals occur...Same cousins, same chaos - just worse decisions, unhinged theories, and absolutely zero growth.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive into your juicy listener dilemmas that prove men are still… men. Naturally, several spirals occur.Same cousins, same chaos - just hotter takes, messier dilemmas, and absolutely zero growth.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along the way.Same cousins, same chaos - just with worse decisions and even fewer boundaries.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession.They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat.Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tunes.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors.They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know you needed.New year, same cousins, even more chaos.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodesJOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen.From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back.If you loved Part 1, get comfy — it only gets better.🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm.In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon without even trying.Expect laughs, chaos and behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else.🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire.And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating.Expect unfiltered opinions, outrageous theories and the usual Relatively Blonde blend of chaos, cackles and cousin energy.🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers.They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama.Unfiltered, nostalgic, and a little bit feral. Just how you like it.🎙️ New episodes every week. Don’t forget to follow and send your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter.They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside.It’s funny, relatable, a bit unhinged and totally Relatively Blonde. 💕🎙️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones everyone has been waiting for along with our must watch TV recommendations for your next binge session 👀📺🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and plenty of “did she really just say that?” moments as always. Another week inside the mad hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to [email protected] @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀).We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a brand new batch of your crazy dilemmas that had us HOWLING. You girls do not hold back 😭💗🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unhinged tangents and the usual “did she really just say that?” energy — it’s another week inside the weird, hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured!Instagram – @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok – @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube – @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodesSpotify & Apple Podcasts – for audio!

It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? Absolutely WILD. The girls are dishing out advice and opinions with theit signature blend of chaos and cackles. ❤️🍷🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and a whole lot of "did she really just say that?" energy - its another week inside the weird and wonderful world of Relatively Blonde! 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️Follow our socials!Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured!Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual EpisodeSpotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs, weird discoveries, and the kind of blonde logic that makes zero sense but feels so right.🎙️ Expect chaos, carbs, and cackles — your Halloween treat from the Relatively Blonde girls.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary.It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour. Expect tangents, hot takes, and the usual dose of blonde logic that makes absolutely no sense but somehow still works. 💅🏼💭Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did that actually happen?!” moments.Grab a drink and get comfy – this one’s full of twists.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼‍🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie” moments that make you feel a little less alone.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfiltered, unpredictable and undeniably blonde.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say it involves a sunbed shop, a very unfortunate accident, and a lot of bleach.Expect laughs, oversharing, and a healthy dose of “did they really just say that?” energy.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings.It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s get into it.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted…They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits.They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while going through a breakup.It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of the kind of stories that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. Just how we like it.Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! -https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed!Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally honest convo that only two related blondes could deliver. Buckle up—this one’s a ride.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilemma sends them into full debate mode. It’s unfiltered, it’s unhinged, and it’s totally blondeFollow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaotic, candid, and totally Relatively Blonde.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025. Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt?And finally, we meet a baby named Jobie—and let’s just say, it sparks a very Relatively Blonde discussion on baby names, nicknames, and how people come up with this stuff.It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of cousin energy. Grab a coffee, pop in your earbuds, and come join us! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to [email protected] for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew her husband was The One. Plus, if you’ve ever suffered from the dreaded shaving rash, you’ll want to take notes—these girls have tried it all, including some seriously extreme methods.Grab a drink, press play, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little—it’s all just part of being Relatively BlondeFollow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride.Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’s Britain’s Got Talent days, and chat about Becki Jones’ unexpected TikTok departure. Plus, plenty more gossip, stories, and unfiltered opinions along the way. Grab a drink and get ready—because nothing’s off-limits!Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly running a monopoly?), tackle the heated abortion debate with their signature mix of thoughtfulness and humor, and swap hilarious personal stories that will have you crying (from laughter, of course). Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride!Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the latest in facial enhancements. Nurse Leah spills all the tea on the aesthetic industry, sharing her insights on trends, treatments, and the drama that comes with it all. Plus, she reveals what she would do if she had the chance to work her magic on Jade and Lorri’s faces! Get ready for a fun, informative, and slightly dramatic conversation you won’t want to miss.Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They also dive into Claudia Winkleman’s elite tanning hacks, the absolute betrayal of unwanted cookies, and a completely unnecessary discussion about belly buttons. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and this time… it’s actually entertaining.Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brilliance of the Tomato Sauce Bottle Theory (trust us, it’s a thing), we somehow manage to make the mundane weirdly entertaining. Plus, we take a moment to chat about haters—because what’s life without a little unsolicited critique?Buckle up for another chaotic yet relatively blonde conversation. You might just learn something… or at least get a laugh out of it.Follow our socials 🩷TikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastInstagram - @RelativelyBlondePodYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for full visuals 👀For audio listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts💋

Love is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, laughter, and absolute embarrassment. From hilarious Valentine’s Day memories to the art (or crime?) of finger sniffing (yes, it’s as weird as it sounds), no topic is off-limits. And just when they thought things couldn’t get worse, ChatGPT delivers a roast that leaves them questioning everything. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or just here for the cringe, this episode is packed with cousin banter, laugh-out-loud moments, and some very questionable love advice. Tune in—you won’t regret it (or maybe you will).Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Visuals! Spotify or Apple for Audio! 🩷

We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last season. Jade has somehow ended up homeless (??), we have a lot to say about Love Island, and we get weirdly deep into a debate about out-of-date potatoes. Expect laughs, questionable life choices, and the usual unfiltered nonsense. Grab a drink and let’s get into it!Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! In this Christmas special, the cousins sit down with their dads for a heartwarming and hilarious chat about holiday traditions, dad jokes gone wrong, and family memories that only get funnier with time. From the dads’ best advice (that they probably don’t follow) to uncovering who’s really behind the Christmas chaos, this episode is packed with laughter, love, and a whole lot of holiday cheer. Grab your cocoa and join the Relatively Blonde family for a season-ending celebration you won’t want to miss!Follow our socials ❤️Instagram - @relativelyblondepodTiktok - @relativelyblondepodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod