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Relatively Blonde
by Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!
Episodes
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Let’s get Controversial… 🫢😈
Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️ This week we’re spilling the tea on our latest night at Berlinkys, what really happens when we argue and somehow end up discussing foot fetishes… because of course we do. 😭 We also get into the Congo Basin, Celebrity Traitors and the…
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Pet Peeves & Pathological Liars 🫢👀
Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️ This week we’re getting into our biggest pet peeves, compulsive liars and the realities of being a boy mum. 😭 We also chat about the UK’s drinking culture, airport dramas and Jade’s never ending timekeeping issues… will she EVER be on...
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Breastfeeding, Breaks & Blue Jobs 🫢
This week we’re chatting all things chaos — starting with some very questionable tongue twisters and the fact that our December Relatively Blonde show is officially SOLD OUT!! We also catch up on our collab with the girls from Us Two Podcast, discuss Lorri’s mum deciding she wants to become a…
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US TWO PODCAST x RELATIVELY BLONDE 💋💕🎙️
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are joined by Megan and Nadine from Us Two Podcast for the collab you didn’t know you needed! 🎙️💗 We’re getting into absolutely EVERYTHING — from how we all met, the infamous crutch and muffin top situation, and why making plans as an adult feels...
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WE DONE OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW🥹 : Concussed, Nearly Cremated & A Ferret?!
WE SURVIVED BERLINKYS!!! 😭💗 Our first ever Relatively Blonde live podcast happened and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING — including Jade making her grand entrance onto the stage concussed… before nearly being SET ON FIRE. Honestly, could it have gone any other way? We also hear…
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Did you just FART on my CHIN?! 😭💀
This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗 We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode. We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers...
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Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis?
This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it. Before we get too emotional...
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Santa Ponsa, Cat In The Hat & Looksmaxxing
Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖 This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us. We kick things off with a…
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FUNNIEST Episode Yet?!?
Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [email protected] Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia &...
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Chaos, Controversial Opinions & Chicken Sandwiches
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week we kick things off by asking a dangerous question... what opinions do you have that would probably get you cancelled? 😅 Needless to say, things escalate almost immediately. From there, we find ourselves...
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WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES!!!🥹
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Welcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋 This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic. We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes…
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Berlinkys Takeover, Toilet Tig & My Boyfriend ghosted me?!
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the...
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The Bare Minimum, Katie Price & A Family Feud
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow we've managed to cram even more chaos into one conversation than usual. 💁🏼♀️✨ This week, we're catching you up on what we've been up to before discussing the hilarious (and...
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Work wives, Road Rage & Rotten Hygiene 🤢
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼♀️✨ This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins....
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Turn ons, Toxic Workplaces & Trips To The Spa
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼♀️✨ This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or...
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World Cup, 'Would You Rather' & Embarrassing Sex Stories!
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully...
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Bonnie Blue, Baby Midas & The Downfall of Susanna Reid
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up…
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Cults, Chaos & Cursed Movies
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼♀️...
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Strip Clubs, Male Bragging & The 27 Club
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Before we even get started this week, we need to address the fact that absolutely nobody was steering the ship. The topics are chaotic, the opinions are strong, and at several points we completely lose track of how we…
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Fake Butter, Becki Jones & Red Flags We Chose To Ignore
Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Fresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode starts off with...
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Mounjaro, Molly-Mae & Unsolicited D!ck Pics🍆
Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, spiralling, and speaking far too confidently on topics we absolutely aren’t qualified to discuss 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a very honest chat...
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Minging Matcha, Marrying Murderers & Why We Should Run The Country...
https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health New week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha...
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Red Flags, Questionable Kinks & Our Skincare Faves!
It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s...
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Blockbuster Video, I'm a Celeb Drama & The Fury's
New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it...
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Catcalling, Coachella & Completely Losing Faith In Men
New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an...
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Coachella, Fake Pregnancies & LOTS of dilemmas!
VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This...
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Period Anxiety, Age Gap Couples & Pill Horror Stories!
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says…
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Deadbeat Dads, Female Contraception & Core Memories
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence that really should be studied 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode is, once again, completely unhinged as we dive headfirst into topics that probably...
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The Manosphere, Thong Bikinis & We Got Our Song Back!!
It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼♀️ This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a...
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CHAOTIC CONVERSATIONS with… ABBIE BLYTH 💕
It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼♀️✨ This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately...
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Bonnie Blue, Phallic Mic Covers & Other Peoples Pets 🙄
It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before…
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Drama at the BAFTA's, Poor Punch & Frat House Hazing
It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the...
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Pet Hates, Grand Openings & Stalker Vibes
It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all...
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Love Island, Lucy Letby & Panty-Infused Vodka
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news…
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Ball Busters, Wedding Food & Elvis is ALIVE?!?
Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸 They also…
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Family Feuds, Molly Mae & Men Past Their Prime 🫣
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀 They also...
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Love Island Takes, Listener Questions & A Wild Dating Dilemma
It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂 They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a…
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StripperTok, First Time Filler & Losing Our Theme Tune?!?
The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession. They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated...
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WE'RE BACK!!! Traitors, Chippy Drama & Blondes Uncut!
The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors. They also spill all the tea on their...
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Livi Purcell : Delulu, Conspiracy Theories & Lily Allen (PART 2)
The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen. From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and...
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Livi Purcell : Henry Healy's, sisters in the city & going viral (PART 1)
This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm. In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to...
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P Diddy, Conspiracy Chaos & A Truly Disgusting Dilemma!!
The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire. And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a...
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Dating Naked, Primary School Memories & Sister Squabbles
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers. They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary...
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Irrational Fears, Global Warming & How to be Confident
This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter. They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that...
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Glesga Nature, Tiktok Drama & a Lesson on Keeping it Kind!
The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the...
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Alan Carr, Scottish Slagging & Salon Scandals!
It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀). We’re also...
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Celebrity Traitors, Lily Allen & Mortician Confessions
It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice…
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Spicy Burgers, Haunted Fridges & FaceApp Fails
It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on...
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Swingers, Bush Knickers & Fake Babies
The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new...
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Proposals, Pyramid Schemes & “Pick me” Grannies
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and...
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