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EPISODE · Jul 23, 2026 · 1H

Mitch, Please — Diamonds, Dead Talk Shows, and a Fake Bar Deal

from Two Dicks in a Bar · host Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

The crew invents “Mitch, please” as the new “buffering” and immediately loves it too much. Also: a genuinely heated argument about diamond hardness versus brittleness, a rundown of every dead daytime talk show host from the 80s, and Jesse’s dad’s rich friend wanting to open a bar in Homestead with zero actual plan.

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