Moms vs Mermaids

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second,  Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body goes to work (00:54)Show stories w/ John (05:20)Little mermaid (29:00)Profile pic rules (39:26)Queen Elizabeth (48:05)Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)Fact check (1:07:10)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices