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Net Positive with John Crist
by John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
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Double Sinks
We review your advice on marriage as John prepares to start a new stage of life… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Jesus, Moonpies & Rocky Top (w/ Emily Ann Roberts)
Outfits gone wrong, doing bar shows as a kid, wild meet and greet stories, and getting a misdemeanor… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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The Solution (w/ Josiah Queen)
Bible names, Winter Jam, Christian mosh pits, and exposing the car wash industry… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Devout White
The evolution of technology, sympathy for machines, talk time, group chats, and belt loops… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Causes Aside
Ed Sheeran bands, smoke shops, Gen Z in business, and guy solutions… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/...
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No Time For Crime
Going to the fair, asking people questions, being a server, and speaker phone breakfast… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Chasing Chaos (w/ Marty Smith)
The Lane Kiffin saga, interviewing the world's best athletes, breaking bad news, and why we love sports… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Stolen Sermons (w/ Andy Stanley)
All things church, John’s desire to preach, making fun of pastors, and being graded on potential not against others… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Don’t Let Them
Let them theory, hanging flags, everyone is rooting for you, and best/worst names for guys… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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*Pat Pat*
Ice cream shops, college rush, mean teachers, and things that don’t work… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/...
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Laughter Is Medicine (w/ RFK Jr.)
No, this is not AI… the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., joined us on the pod… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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Watch My Stuff
Back to school, walking distances, defending boomers, summer camp for adults, and airport stealing… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch:...
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The First 48
Empty houses, Savannah Bananas, the most embarrassing apps, Gen Z’s new problem… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/...
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aw tysm
Trump at the World Cup, vacation content, the worst states, and a Waymo intervention… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/...
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Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)
Speedos on the beach, bar fights, a burning tour bus, and writing country music hits… On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/...
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Citizenship Red Card
America 250, women gambling, snapping pics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MARS MEN: For…
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Old Intern
Solving your workplace problems… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40%…
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2:15 in the Philippines
World Cup, seatbelts, instagram gremlins, apple or fig … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS…
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Speaking American
Type 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS…
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Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)
Praying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ...
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White Collar Hookah
America 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE...
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Depth Over Dopamine (w/ Josh Pate)
College football, modern day media, and untold stories… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to...
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Stick Shift
Modes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT...
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Plumber Chic
Too early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ -----...
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As A Man
Laying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT…
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Toes & Nails
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to...
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$26 Entree
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE...
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Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to...
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Bunnies & Eggs
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10…
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Tink Tink
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free...
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Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to...
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More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COVE: Go to...
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The Roast Of Net Positive
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code...
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Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SHIPSTATION: Go to...
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POV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for...
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Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get…
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Mental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE...
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Pause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS TRUE CLASSIC - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at...
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No Hang List
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY -...
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License To Preach
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY...
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Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22...
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Fraudanese
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26…
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Why’s The TV Hot? (w/ Tara-Leigh Cobble)
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26…
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Holiday Quests
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca…
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New Creature
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26…
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Uber Ambulance
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/13 - Johnstown, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24...
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Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/...
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Blood Vacation
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX...
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Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX...
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Watch My Bags
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can...
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