Monday, 05.12.25

*KFC and flipping off the grandkids. AKA-Mother's Day at Slim's *Kansas man steals civil war cannon to pay off drug dealer. *Greek woman divorces husband after ChatGTP read his coffee grounds. *Great news! Trade deals with China and free jets from Qatar! *Science has determined the optimal "body count" and it's different for men and women. *California high school baseball team is in trouble for being racist little jerks. *Lil Wayne dumps his girlfriend...on Mother's Day!! *Lazlo says there's only one sex act that can lead to pregnancy.