Monday, 08.24.26

*It's 101° and that can only mean one thing, it's time for kids to start to start football practice with full pads.  *Ben Affleck might have a new girlfriend already and she might be a Kennedy and she might not be vaccinated.  *Do you think you could survive a hostile alien invasion? *Over a dozen LA Chargers players and staff got stuck in a hotel elevator for two hours. *It's official, the NASA crew that was supposed to be gone for a week will be gone until 2025. *Our old friend Fritz joins us for a little doomscrolling. *Ted Lasso is coming back but Ted Lasso might not be coming back. *Be afraid! Be very afraid! Mosquitos are headed this way carrying the dreaded "Triple E"! *Uber says driverless rides will start next year. That sounds great but Lazlo still wants his Lincoln in case he needs "to get away". *Chick Fil A is launching a streaming service? *Slimfast finally found a solid investment.  *How much money does someone need to be "wealthy"? *Gen X, Millennial, and Gen Z favorite brands. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo