Monday, May 4: Surviving a Decapitation, John Sterling, Jason Page's Vacation Feet

Spirit Airline is dead, and a man in Ohio survives a decapitation. After the accident and recovery, his eyes are crossed, which Chaz and AJ debated how best to speak with someone with a lazy or floating eye. (0:00)  In Dumb Ass News, a little more about the Ohio man who survived a decapitation. His voice was also affected, which reminded Chaz and AJ of one of their frequent callers. (10:52) News of the death of John Sterling was released very shortly before Jason Page called in to talk to Chaz and AJ. Jason shared a story about how kind John was to him, and Chaz was upset about the photo Jason sent him of his feet from vacation. (16:33) Chaz and AJ talked more about Jason's feet off-air, and decided they weren't quite done talking about it. So Jason was back on in Dumb Ass News to explain what the picture meant. (28:59) Ethan Lapierre was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk abou the viral song he made with AI about texts he's received from his pregnant wife over the last month or so. Plus, Chaz and AJ made some songs of their own about station wagons, ladybugs, and diaper wipes. (35:07) The real estate market has not cooled down, with no indication that it will any time soon. Chaz and AJ spoke with Johnathan Carbutti about the things you should be doing as a buyer or a seller. (48:03)