EPISODE · Oct 27, 2025 · 1H 19M
Monkey Steaks | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
from Black Lincoln Collective Podcast · host Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker
In Monkey Steaks, the Black Lincoln Collective dives headfirst into one of their most chaotic episodes yet — the kind of recording that starts with a bad idea and ends with Fred yelling, “I’m just saying, if monkeys can cook, they’d be better than half these Food Network clowns!”From that deranged opening, things spiral quickly. Parker can’t stop laughing long enough to explain the origin of the phrase “Monkey Steaks,” Allan attempts to apply logic (mistake number one), and Fred doubles down on the theory that primates should be running hibachi grills. It’s equal parts brilliance and breakdown.Between rants about cooking shows, bizarre celebrity impressions, and one of the worst business pitches ever conceived (“It’s a steakhouse, but we only serve monkey-themed cuts — trust me, it’s vegan... sort of”), the hosts manage to create comedic gold out of pure chaos.There’s also a weirdly philosophical detour into what makes humor work — Parker claims, “If you have to explain a joke, you’ve already failed... unless it’s on this show, then it’s just Tuesday.” Fred insists that sarcasm is a “love language,” while Allan tries and fails to keep the conversation from falling into total anarchy.The result is classic Black Lincoln Collective: a raw, ridiculous, occasionally brilliant display of comedic chemistry. It’s the kind of episode that feels both entirely improvised and impossibly planned, like watching three stand-ups crash a TED Talk.If you’re new to the show, Monkey Steaks is your initiation. If you’re a returning listener, well, you already know better — and you’re probably here for the trainwreck. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
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The only thing rarer than a “Monkey Steak” is a podcast this unhinged. In this episode, Parker, Fred, and Allan unleash a chaotic blend of nonsense, philosophy, and unprovoked personal attacks that make you question how microphones are still legal. From culinary abominations to cosmic stupidity, Monkey Steaks captures the raw energy of three men who mistake therapy for podcasting. It’s absurd, hilarious, and somehow still relatable. Bring your sense of humor — and maybe a helmet.
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