MT getting FB'ed, Chocken & Fosh & Marathon Support Trauma

This week on What Would Denise Do: two emotionally unstable gays spiral through marathon trauma, accidental Instagram stalking, pub toilet chaos, and the life-changing decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder while half-cut on prosecco.Gay Linda is out here running marathons fueled by spite and loudspeaker announcements, while Davina’s one accidental like away from entering witness protection. Add in rogue voice notes, pom-pom-wielding supporters, social anxiety, oversharing, and the kind of pub stories that should probably stay off the internet… and you’ve got absolute carnage.Expect:• accidental social media crimes• marathon delusion• public humiliation• chaotic fitness journeys• stories that get worse every five minutes• and at least one moment that could’ve ended in arrestIt’s messy. It’s loud. It’s deeply unnecessary.And honestly? Some of the best stories start with “this is a terrible idea.”If you’ve ever sent a cringe text, survived a night out, stalked an ex at 2am, or made life choices based purely on vibes — this episode is for you.Welcome to the Double D’s journey to filth x