Murder Beds, Minivan Hustlers & the Consent-to-Cannibalism Clause | Ep. 48

Eliana covers a trial so deranged it feels like Mad Libs: an IRS agent, a Brazilian au pair, kinky websites, and a couple who thought the move was playing house in the murder bed.Meanwhile, Leora’s 15-year-old is confidently negotiating minivan sales like a tiny used-car shark, the dog has committed yoga-mat crimes and vanished into witness protection, and somehow IKEA meatballs used to count as “fine dining.”Also on the docket: sweaters that “mysteriously” shrink, $7 pears with PR teams, emergency glove-box cash, and the legal system’s firm stance that you cannot — under any circumstances — agree to be eaten.All allegedly. All unhinged. None of it legal advice.👉 Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@MenOpodPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more midlife madness, menopause hacks and behind-the-scenes shenanigans🎧 Subscribe wherever you listen so you never miss the mess