Muslim Christmas at the Airport (Ep. 47)

Welcome back to Episode 47 of the Drunk By Noon podcast! This week, the guys are joined by the return of the hilarious Saba Jakeman.In this episode, Saba pulls back the curtain on her side hustle as a "professional catfisher" (aka an OF manager). She breaks down the bizarre world of dealing with 60-year-old clients, and the specific phrase that almost got her fired.We also dive deep into a chaotic mix of topics including:✅ Politics & Predictions: Why Donald Trump might announce a war while standing next to the Easter Bunny.✅ Media & History: The 1980s bill that killed honest journalism and why TLC turned into a "medical freakshow" channel.✅ Survival Lore: The weird science of "Rabbit Starvation" and the dangers of withdrawal.✅ Montreal Stories: Growing up in Dorval, racial ambiguity, and a legendary moment at the Comedy Nest.Support the Guest:Catch Saba Jakeman at the Detroit Women of Comedy Festival on May 16th!Follow the Show:🔔 Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations and local Montreal comedy chaos.#DrunkByNoon #MontrealComedy #Podcast #StandUpComedy #Trump #JFL #ComedyNestTimestamps:00:00 – Intro & Welcome back Saba Jakeman00:45 – The "Online Pimping" Job: Professional Catfishing01:30 – Getting in trouble with the boss: The "Jewish" incident05:15 – Politics, Polymarket, and Trump’s Easter Bunny08:40 – The Fairness Doctrine: Why the media is broken12:20 – Rabbit Starvation & Benzo vs. Heroin withdrawal18:10 – Immigration stories: Getting arrested for saying "Canada"24:35 – Racial ambiguity in Dorval & South Asian prejudices31:37 – "Days Since a Comic Got N*ked": The David Incident at Comedy Nest32:30 – Saba’s Plugs: JFL Showcase & Detroit Comedy Festival