Mustache Timmy
from Saying Stories Podcast Hosted by Nathan Puls
Story with pictures here: sayingthings.com/mustache-timmy-1…828d5#.6v71n07of Timmy was zero years old when he was born. Like most birthed children. However, unlike most chilluns he came out mustache first. Two doctors had to use pliers to rearrange his wiry mustache hairs to bring him out of the womb. That was 11 years ago. Now Timmy is 11 (since he was zero eleven years ago). He’s super popular at his school and he has this really awesome bike he rides. However, unlike most bikes his bike doesn’t have handle bars. Luckily he has a handlebar mustache. In 20 years when Timmy is 31 he’ll probably have a family. Then 60 years after Timmy is 31 he’ll be 91 and probably be dead. But don’t think about that! Timmy has a great life ahead of him. Full of cinnamon rolls, Power Rangers, Sea World, See’s candy, karate, jump rope, photoshop, math t-shirts, forgetting passwords, bird watching, karaoke, and public water fountains.
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