Episodes
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All Expenses Paid
All Expenses Paid by Nathan Puls
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Car Salesman
Car Salesman by Nathan Puls
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Wood Cutter
Wood Cutter by Nathan Puls
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Space
Space by Nathan Puls
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Bomb
Bomb by Nathan Puls
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Elevator
Elevator by Nathan Puls
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Travel Agent
Travel Agent by Nathan Puls
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King
King by Nathan Puls
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Alternative School
Alternative School by Nathan Puls
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Carnival
Carnival by Nathan Puls
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Apathetic Police Man
Apathetic Police Man by Nathan Puls
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Norm Wheatonbush - Cold Calls
Norm Wheatonbush - Cold Calls by Nathan Puls
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Sandwich Thriller Trailer
Sandwich Thriller Trailer by Nathan Puls
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Singing While Driving PSA
Singing While Driving PSA by Nathan Puls
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Travis Applebottom - Secret Agent?
Travis Applebottom - Secret Agent? by Nathan Puls
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You Know When...
You Know When... by Nathan Puls
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Dream Insurance
To see the pictures that go along with this story visit: https://sayingthings.com/once-upon-a-time-blah-blah-blah-58b5f292d489#.nafv6khck Once upon a time…Blah blah blah. You’ve heard it all before. A prince falls in love with a princess and they make really tasty banana bread that eventually…
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Teleporting Timmy
To see the pictures for this story manually type in the following link: https://sayingthings.com/teleporting-timmy-11fef56348fc#.c8hkbd2xk (Copy and paste is overrated)
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Teleporting Timmy - Naps
Timmy likes to nap. Luckily he has the ability to stop time in its tracks and take naps whenever he’s tired. He’s tired a lot. Therefore, time stops a lot. But no one else knows it. Just Timmy. So Timmy has lived a lot longer than everyone else.
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The Christmas Kid
One time there was a kid and he opened all of his presents early. Then an eagle flew in through the kitchen window and snatched up his wig. The kid cried because his wig was his favorite possession. But then he got over it and played with all his Christmas toys. Some say the eagle came because…
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Dr. Internet And The Information Ages
To read along search "Dr. Internet" at sayingthings.com
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The Boy Who Stayed Still
Once there was a boy. A boy who stayed still. His family would travel on vacations all over the world. To Bangkok. To Belgium. Even to Baghdad. However, when his family went away he would stay behind, in his room, and stare at the white wall. From his old bed frame, his old mattress, and his old...
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The Almost Nearly Forgotten Adventures Of The 100 Year Old Banana And The Asian Snowmobile
Once there was a purple mermaid who lived in a dilapidated forest. She slept 23 hours a day and cried 1 hour a day. This is because she lived so far away from the shimmering waters of Crimson Springs (a 5 star water region that has the best ratings on DripAdvisor). One day a green elf came into…
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Dinosaurs Are Attacking
Hey there’s a rumor going around that dinosaurs are attacking. I don’t know if it’s true. For A) I don’t even know that dinosaurs even exist. For B) I think dinosaurs are vegetarian. Some are even vegan. So they shop at veggie/vegan grocery stores for food. Please stop the rumors. It’s just...
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Once There Was A…
Once there was a man who bought a jar of mustard. Once there was a water buffalo that didn’t know how to cross a river. Once there was a space man who knew four languages. What do all these stories have in common? Yep! You guessed it. “Once there was a…” This is a cousin of the, “Once upon a…
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Why Im Not A Pro Football Player
im not a pro-football-player because im not athletic enough. the end.
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Grumpy Bear
Grumpy Bear has had a horrible and terrible day! In Spanish that's horrible y terrible!
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Santa Claus Is An Alien
It just makes sense. He has superior technology. You rarely see him. Elves would agree. All the elves I talk to say that when Santa takes a bath and takes off his big red coat he’s actually green underneath. So that settles it. He’s an alien. But I don’t care. I have nothing against aliens. As…
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Mustache Timmy
Story with pictures here: sayingthings.com/mustache-timmy-1…828d5#.6v71n07of Timmy was zero years old when he was born. Like most birthed children. However, unlike most chilluns he came out mustache first. Two doctors had to use pliers to rearrange his wiry mustache hairs to bring him out of the...