Mutually Exclusive Chastity / Single-Use Car / Penis Doppelganger

from Shitpost Mortem · host Amy and Beth

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element Paired mutex lock chastity cages Single-use cars Install grindr + receive dick pic speedrun (Amy's pb ~1 min) I'm poster syndrome New word: Eurodivergent

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