PODCAST · comedy
Shitpost Mortem
by Amy and Beth
A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth
Episodes
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Clown Nipples / Smoking Dandelions / Inflatable Iceberg
We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water Smoking dandelions video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money Polar bear floaties Ash on bluesky:...
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Region-Locked Pussy / Amiibo Surgery / Self-Deprecating Code
We discuss stupid ideas such as: region-locked pussy Implant that unlocks a chastity cage self-deprecating code Becoming an amiibo pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh Check out these cool websites: https://www.powercat.org/ https://kleinletters.com/ https://blambot.com/
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Penis Shock Collar / Onion Toothpaste / X-ray Tape
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar Onion toothpaste literal creepy pasta trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine Check out our guests on Bluesky!...
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Squirting Bed / Baseball Chastity / Ding Dong Dang
We discuss stupid ideas such as: TI: programming language with oxford commas watch/gag new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) bed that can moan "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together
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Tiny James Bond / Cockpot / Snake Clits
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Archipelago podcast app integration strapping james bond into my xtool Cockpot Ground-source heat pump coffee maker snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed) Links! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E...
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Reodorant / Cum Glue / Time Worm
We discuss stupid ideas such as: groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) Reodorant Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy bot that alternates between posting "it's…
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Strap to Pay / Meat Batteries / 5.1 Audio Genders
We discuss stupid ideas such as: penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay) Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom meat batteries panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left) that's uby Links! rubymayvalentine.net...
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Speeding Cars Exploder / Girl Diet / Centipede Centipede
We discuss stupid ideas such as: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory Centipede Centipede Dyson Airblade for the whole body girl diet (only pink food) Car that explodes if you go over the speed...
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Spongebob Toxic Yaoi / Spusband / Forever Weed
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond") Parking machine gambling Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong) forever weed (thc crispr) may my...
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Foot Fetish Baristas / Mental Illness Fighting Game / Smoothie Straw
In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) "muling" to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for...
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Waffle with One Square / Refractory Period Clock / Head-Mounted Gun
We discuss stupid ideas such as: continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping Razer razor (for gamers) waffle that just has a single, huge square sensory deprivation tank sex competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time.…
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A totally normal episode of Shitpost Mortem
Feeling kinda irrational today
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Scrotum Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet
We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother.…
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Ninja Sex Clones / Lockpicking Captcha / Stew PID
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Lowercase & lockpicking minigame captcha 2FA that makes u touch grass hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to fuck Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it…
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Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked) Shampoo bottles with flared bases Cummingbird (penis pollinator)...
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Strap-on Nose / Six Eight / Shitpisser
We discuss stupid ideas such as: cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into) making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/...
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Flavored Money / Heckin-chonkeres / Trash Can Black Hole
This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysis demon Ancient Greek millennial mythology about the Heckin-chonkeres JOI rhythm game Compacting...
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Cum Prediction Market / Garbaceous / Kinky Puppygirls Come Over for Gay Sex
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Interactive podcast (choose your own adventure) Prediction market for who will cum first Beth's biological taxonomy mnemonic New word: garbaceous Voice training to do a Joker voice Btw they're putting homo-goblins in ur blood to turn u gay Robotgirl with a hex...
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Mutually Exclusive Chastity / Single-Use Car / Penis Doppelganger
In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element Paired mutex lock chastity cages Single-use…
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Stereonucleosis / Nitrile Fetish / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge
We discuss stupid ideas such as : Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis / Penis POV porn / Person with a nitrile fetish / (from lily) region-locked vinyl / Battery that...
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Overly Specific T-Shirts / Oily Boid / Marshmallow Drone
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Extreme podcast panning / You know how people get ads for overly specific t-shirts? What about advertising t-shirts that have the viewer's full name and address / Sapiosexual who gets turned on when people use big words / Bringing back the er/oi merger / Drone…
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Vore Art Heist / Fifth Base / Horse Potion
Vore art heist / FOLLOWUP: the vowel /ɶ/ doesn\'t seem to be in English [(near-)open front rounded vowel] / Flies engineered to instinctively fly into mouths (frog type idea) / Quiz: is this a real evil company logo or a fictional one (example: cubic) / Adding a secret fifth base to baseball /...
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Vampire Sperm Count / Computer Boobs / Limpotent
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth's brand new word, "limponent" / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones /...
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Autofellatio Bot / Gummy Roulette / Cum Fighting Game
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Listening to every comedy podcast ever to avoid doing the same jokes / Robot that sucks its own dick / Gummy roulette (weed, melatonin, caffeine) / Cum fighting game / Phone you can recharge by shoveling coal into a tiny integrated steam engine
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Sodium Boat / Tech Company Gooner Wrap / Slur Alarm Clock
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Boat made of elemental sodium / Combined tech company wrap and ahegao gooner wrap / Translating songs to use metric units / Alarm clock that calls you slurs / Alarm clock that injects you with caffeine / Long gaslighting where you subtly fake a Canadian accent /...
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Fully Nude Podcasting / Lego Buttplug / Cookie Monster Blowjob
We discuss ideas such as: fully nude podcasting / keeping a bunch of vinegaroons in order to make salad dressing without ever having to buy vinegar / bdsm club with a dedicated room full of lockers big enough to shove an adult into / lego buttplug / Cookie Monster blowjob / Vertical baths for…
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Gummi Earplugs / Daft Hunk / Robot Earrings
We discuss ideas such as: gummi earplugs that you can eat after using / literally getting fucked by the stock market / Daft Hunk / Pre-sped-up podcast / 6-sided die that you roll and it says which of the three macronutrients you're not allowed to eat today / tattoo idea: getting an accurate…
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Caulk Cock / Asbestos Santa / Burger Speedrun
The very first episode! We discuss ideas such as cock made of caulk / asbestos santa suit / burger speedrun / cooking with household appliances (potato in dryer) / bluetooth audio tongue piercing / sour cream and onion Oreos / Computer that sweats / Porn captchas /
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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth
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Shitpost Mortem is created and hosted by Amy and Beth.
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