My Cat Stole My Chair (and a Bloke Stole a Skull)

This week on Carl vs Reality, it’s me, the cat, and a bloke who kept a human skull for sixty years.I’ve just moved in with my girlfriend, so I’m adjusting to life as a co-habiting man with a furry little shadow who insists on nicking my chair. There’s domestic bliss, feline diplomacy, and the art of having an argument with a cat who clearly thinks he owns the place.Then we head to Vienna, where a tourist finally posts back a skull he stole from St Stephen’s Cathedral in the 1960s — because apparently that’s something you can do. It’s one of those stories that’s equal parts eerie and oddly touching, depending on how you look at it.So it’s cats, confessions, and questionable souvenirs — all the usual nonsense from Carl vs Reality.If you like your podcasts funny, honest, and a bit left-field, hit follow, share it with a mate, and let’s get weird together.Topics: living with pets, cat behaviour, moving in with your partner, weird news, stolen skull, St Stephen’s Cathedral Vienna, Franz Zehetner, morality, guilt, Austria, true-ish stories, comedy monologue podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.