My Four-Week Relationship with Kate Upton

Jason's wife came back from vacation wanting him to buy new pants with the pics of another guy's butt as research. Steve thinks getting those pants will just convince her that Jason's butt really doesn't compare and she'll leave him. Jason worries that his dating practices might have really hurt some girls in the past but they almost certainly got over it nearly instantaneously. Oh, and if you have a podcast and you've done it for more than a decade but no one has ever heard it, you never had a podcast. #sorrynotsorry