My Hands Are Big Forks

Hut Hut Hut Hut - John Madden? No, reporting live from the vastness of space, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk "Fries Chicken and Kids" memes, AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Reddit Mod Psychobilly freakout, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' brilliant 17776, and we stare at a cursed clock that shows the time Alphabetically. Yeesh. Fun Fact : You need to read 17776, like right now - https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[YTP] The ideal NFL team" by noisepuppet - https://youtu.be/X6qpP_wfgIc "#friesandchicken #2026 #fyp #meme" by ScoobOnCrack2 - https://www.tiktok.com/@scooboncrack2/video/7626689552551283998 "Terrifying! Moment caught on Ring camera..." by @Breaking911 - https://twitter.com/i/status/2042627588938473632 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.