48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

  Rawr! Fangz! It's yr boyzz Jsaon and Byron, and we R leik going 2 tell u a story. It's about HOGGARTS! Suddenly............ a PODCASTT! This week we talk about the bison that flipped a grandpa, Amanda Palmer burning her fans' things (with their permission!), pickup artist Mystery and his AI girlfriend, Bonzo Lend getting got for $9mil, the infamous fanfic My Immortal, plus we play a little round of Hammacher-Schlemmer Price is Right. Fun Fact : This episode is the most pain Jason has ever put Bryan through and that includes Nyan Neko Sugar Girls. There will be retribution eventually, we assume. Read My Immortal in its entirety here : https://project-tara.neocities.org/myimmortal Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "(My) Immortal : The Web Series TRAILER (2013)" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/COJszALipVI "(MY) IMMORTAL : THE WEB SERIES Season 1 Episode 1 "Enoby Darkness Way" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/Zpx_Cf0KCrM Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your Pip Boy and a Nuka Cola and your list of complaints about Bethesda, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Meating This week we talk about the Moo Virus prank, teens getting busted for using a home made plasma cannon, the freezing of Knacken, legendary Fallout website and forum No Mutants Allowed and our jaws drop at the discovery of thousands of ChatGPT generated fan fics of Doki Doki Literature Club characters giving birth. Forums. Forums never change. Fun Fact : This episode was recorded before the untimely death of Lindsey Graham, so any references to Ladybugs were unintentional, but probably funnier in retrospect. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Billy Knight Comedy Routine" by TheAICommander (original by Rob Cordry) - https://youtu.be/zEo5X0Ta-lE "Giving my mom the moo virus" by kenzlikestolaugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@kenzlikestolaugh/video/7655841158840519950 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Get out the red string and the corkboard and settle in for a good time, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Training This week we're joined by Charles from ALAB, No Homework, City Saint/Country Saint and many others to talk about Ethically Modified Memes, the beauty and majesty of Traindog, a Netflix director winning big on crypto but blowing it, the agony and the ecstacy of TempleOS - PLUS the boys introduce Charles to Political Yaoi and Charles introduces us to Kosher phones. It's a trip! Fun Fact : This episode features our third guest who once worked for Deadspin, a record I'm certain not held by any podcast in existence. (If I'm wrong, email [email protected]) Find more Charles : https://linktr.ee/ugarles https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social http://nohomework.website/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Why do I need an app for every single thing" by Daniel Hentschel - https://youtu.be/1VVwXJ5MVIo "Lumie's Political Yaoi Dating Simulator Master Diagram (WITH EVIDENCE)" by Lumie - https://youtu.be/8m5_G8M8sKg Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fire up the (classist) gaming systems and let's play Untitled Goose Slide Deck, it's 48 Minutes of Computers Killing This week we're joined by Caleb and June from Kill The Computer to talk about how playing videogames is classist, a baffling Goose-themed slide deck from the SoftBank's Masayoshi Son, a British writer finding topless men offensive, Quake you can play in your browser (CSSQuake.com, btw), the JaredFromSubway MEV bot getting honeypotted, Gangstalking and the comic Targ : The Targeted Individual, plus June reminds you to google John J. Cafaro for a good laugh. Fun Fact : This episode features a riff so offensive we debated leaving it in. Send your best guesses on what the joke was to [email protected] and we'll read them on the next episode. Find more June and Caleb at : https://killthecomputer.com https://illconceivedpodcast.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/birdrespecter.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/junlper.beer Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Highlights From the Bowel Care Seminar" by Found Footage Fest - https://youtu.be/jm1uSgMRhlU Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Add the hashtag #omninousevents and shake hands with Hell Dude before it's too late, it's 48 Minutes of Undulating Black Spheres Barking This week, we shake our heads at the dystopian feed of Pump Fun Go, End It stripping Bananaman in Toronto, SysCoin getting wrecked by bad code, Twitter legend @UtilityLimb and we stare into the dead eyes of a haunting hog training video. Fun Fact : This episode features more tweets than we've ever read out loud on an episode, which will only be surpassed when we do our @dril episode. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "YouTube Comments" by videogamedunkey - https://youtu.be/9pSsg2Dn2Jc "Some asshole wore a banana costume..." by @Is_Not_Brian - https://twitter.com/Is_Not_Brian/status/2063312391304360416 As promised, the @UtilityLimb archive : https://motd.co/2013/07/a-utilitylimb-fortune/ulimb.txt Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Do you recognize these shapes in this configuration? | || || |_ You will, after this week's new episode of 48 Minutes of Crap Webcomics. This week, we mourn the (temporary) ban of Morgpie for streaming Dark Souls on her feet, gross ourselves out with Bush's Baked Beans popsicle flavor, mourn the loss of Chinese influencer dog Chutou, get heavy on the Gravity Bridge hack, revisit the 18th anniversary of CTRL-ALT-DEL's Loss.jpg and we take a drink from the anime cosplayer foot juice bucket. For charity! Fun Fact : This episode contains more references to miscarriages than is legally allowed in our state, but shhh, don't tell Governor Kehoe. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "{YTP} The Sopranos - A Leotardo Family History by BoBolab - https://youtu.be/x_ecQa1E7DE Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Keep your kid out of the gorilla enclosure and prepare for Le Epic Maymays, it's 48 Minutes of Gorillas Dying. This week, we attempt to Google "disregard," Sam Pepper impersonates Mr. Beast, Patagonia sues a drag queen, Verus gets exploited, Harambe gets killed and an AI WWE channel makes noises we can barely describe. Fun Fact : The JoeLizaWWE account has since rebranded as WWEFanPro and removed the funny glitchy videos, which is just sad. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Gorilla Shot Dead in Cincinnati Zoo.." by AllNew - https://youtu.be/8TsNmZyixJM "The Boy Who Fell into Harambe's Enclosure" by AllYouKnow3D - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ynOYVqd-pkM?feature=share "BASS DROP FOR HARAMBE" by Hungry Cody - https://youtu.be/TJhq1yVVBzk "Compilation of prank calls to live TV" by Andrew Tornadoboy - https://youtu.be/zZyh5Tt67-g "found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels..." by @ompu.co https://bsky.app/profile/ompu.co/post/3mkjnnvvupk2b "Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee" by @maniacalz.bsky.social - https://bsky.app/profile/maniacalz.bsky.social/post/3mkjqjwrvh226 "JoeLizaWWE AI Strokes Mini Compilation" by BlueKyanite1510 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g5oEXQam-II?feature=share "Kick streamer sam pepper uses AI on stream to impersonate ..." by @antislave1 - https://x.com/antislave1/status/2056755710562631978 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Watch for flashing lights and get your credit cards ready, it's another Bag O' 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan lament getting outed by Grindr auto-playing a Madonna ad, bask in the simple joy of "beans on truck," laugh at Transit Finance getting hacked again, play the Trump RPG "Epic Furious," snag some deals on Woot and we fall for the AI poop inspector selling everyone's doodoo photos Fun Fact : The "beans on truck" account has many many videos other than that, where different objects are on his truck. Visit https://www.instagram.com/xavsandoval/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "New message of Madonna on Grindr!" by news_of_madonna - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYEbZJCNsIE/ "putting beans on my roof" by xavsandoval - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYBAIGVNLwz/ "How does meh.com get these deals?" by Meh - https://youtu.be/6svXfwlh3UU "[YTP] Jiang Xueqin makes sense" by verytallbart - https://youtu.be/Mee3F2v_N1k Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Sit back in your funky pleather chair and let the rancid footwear vibes wash over you, it's another scintilating 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan take a side trip and bask in Hasan Piker namedropping Bryan on stream, re-live the classic Twitter roast of Jon Hendren's shoes as someone made art of the real thing, cheer on GothFerrari for doing crypto crimes IRL, dive deep into Andy Baio's Waxy.org and struggle to comprehend how a man pulled a car with his penis (for charity!) Fun Fact : The opening Hasan Piker bit is a touch long, if you want to jump to the classic shoe roast, jump to 17:09 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Hasanabi Live Stream Unofficial" by Hasanabi Live FAN CHANNEL (original by @hasanabi) - https://youtu.be/42xf0smrlzY "So What" by beek (original by Miles Davis) from https://kindofbloop.com/ "House of Cosby #5 (unsanctioned)" by snuphaluphugus (original by Channel 101) - https://youtu.be/aLLWwV6CWgs "The Professor Brothers - Bible History #1 (Sodom and Gomorrah)" by TheRealBradNeely - https://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Swinging across your Windows XP desktop and reading your mail in a really creepy voice? Yep, It's 48 Minutes of Bonzis Buddying This week, Jason and Bryan talk the JP Morgan executive's bizarre assault, the 91-year-old Gaming Grandma, Bryan Johnson's oral sex CarFax, Wasabi Protocol getting hit for $5mil, BONZIBUDDY and a pair of hooligans riding a lawmower through a Target Fun Fact : On the bonus episode out next week are all the cut cunnilingus jokes, look for it Tuesday May 12th Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction " by Vargskelethor Joel - https://youtu.be/W9DST-6jIBU "The25KAPR-TV's BonziBUDDY Series EP41 | Bonzi Gets a Virus!" by MASHSkits - https://youtu.be/Wa1mYmoY59c "Bonzi's Jungle Challenge! | S1E10" by MASHSkits - https://youtu.be/Z9UnJ5i_WOk Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

What's that, flying across our screens with a rainbow fart and a poptart body? It's 48 Minutes of Nyans Catting! This week, Jason and Bryan talk Alex Jones flipping out about Tim Heidecker taking over Infowars, fake MAGA AI influencers fleecing right wing morons, Pragmata's pedo-adjacent twitch emote, RaveDAO doing a rug pull (maybe?) Nyan Cat and a company asking $1.99 a minute to talk to AI Jesus. Fun Fact : This might be the shortest episode yet, but cheer up, it's also funny. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!" by DaniWell-P - https://youtu.be/eI4pbCQLClA "Nyan Cat - daniwell feat. Momone Momo" by DaniWell-P - https://youtu.be/FPXrLLDae2U "EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim..." by Alex Jones (@realalexjones) - https://x.com/realalexjones/status/2047082896456859749 "Talk to Jesus (AI)" by Just Like Me - https://youtu.be/k8VcEo8INow "[Mini YTP] I heard spiderman was there" by Isometric Pixel https://youtu.be/Dvo0tUERf8s Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Hut Hut Hut Hut - John Madden? No, reporting live from the vastness of space, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk "Fries Chicken and Kids" memes, AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Reddit Mod Psychobilly freakout, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' brilliant 17776, and we stare at a cursed clock that shows the time Alphabetically. Yeesh. Fun Fact : You need to read 17776, like right now - https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[YTP] The ideal NFL team" by noisepuppet - https://youtu.be/X6qpP_wfgIc "#friesandchicken #2026 #fyp #meme" by ScoobOnCrack2 - https://www.tiktok.com/@scooboncrack2/video/7626689552551283998 "Terrifying! Moment caught on Ring camera..." by @Breaking911 - https://twitter.com/i/status/2042627588938473632 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political alignment chart based on your haircut, the age-old question "Do Horses Want Cake?," a crypto scam based off an April Fool's joke about animal death, the early days of EncyclopediaDramatica and we ponder the logistics of the Sperm Racing World Cup. Fun Fact : This episode contains more sperm jokes per minute than previously thought possible. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "I commentated the World's First Sperm Race LIVE!" by Gabe Cataldi - https://youtu.be/R4W9KP3eXpk "What is Sperm Racing?" by Sperm Racing - https://youtu.be/e5i2HJr8-pA "Gorgeous George Sux The Movie - Too Crap for HD and Widescreen (Extended Gut) by Old Man Henry Pwns Gorgeous George in his A-Hole - https://youtu.be/EmqYwJblL6w Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in England, boggle at the Drift exploit that netted the attacker $280 million, re-discover the glory of the Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette. Fun Fact : Because of the nature of Newgrounds Roulette, we were unable to grab the audio of the South Park one but trust us, it's gross. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Make My Boobs 1 More Size" by Cell - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355 "2 Screwed 4 TV !" by MitEmE - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6421 " NewsRadio S02E20 "Coda" B-Story" uploaded by Brian Morrison, original by NBC/343 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7Re58nHCw&t=327s Read the entirety of Marijuana Simpson : https://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel Facts and play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles. Confused? So are we! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) and it's a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Fun fact : this episode contains the most beleaguered sighs from either host ever recorded in the history of the show. Contains clips from : "Chuck Norris - Top 10 'Facts' - 2006" by MrNorrisVideos, originally appearing on Fox Sports Net's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - https://youtu.be/kQmPMZeN7JQ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Chase a celebrity around with a camera and get your legal team ready for some real action, it's 48 Minutes of Celebrities Freaking This week, Jason and Bryan discover some human brain cells playing DOOM, discuss 20 camels getting disqualified for getting BBLs, debate actually buying Tucker Carlson merch, laught at the Korean tax agency that exposed a seed phrase and lost $4.8mil in crypto, gaze into the abyss that is TMZ and play a game where they pretend to be AI and answer questions. Fun fact : this episode was edited in one night - the fastest turnaround for an episode in show history Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Kanye West Has OFFICIALLY Lost His Mind" by MuchDank - https://youtu.be/aStYx-t4OJY "Michael Richards Spews Racial Hate -- Kramer Racist Rant" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-acesvbg9/ "Clippers Owner Donald Sterling to GF - Don't Bring Black People to My Games, Including Magic Johnson" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-wkuhmkt8/ "Celebrity Justice July 21 2005" by jsl151850b (original by Celebrity Justice) - https://youtu.be/Ff6YceJSt0w "Kanye West Says Slavery's A Choice, Unedited" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-lrudlmxu/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Write a harshly-worded letter to Tony LaRussa and throw a Chihuly piece in the garbage, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Journalisting This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by the intensely talented Jeb Lund aka @mobute - writer of a million articles, co-host of several podcasts and all-around funny guy - as they discuss a dreadful AO3 outage, taste a new trend in bad food called Sour Plates, stick their arms in the Boston Legacy Football Club tattoo gloryhole, soak in the Florida-ness of Goliath Finance's founder getting arrested on a crypto Ponzi scheme, reminisce about the glory days of Et Tu Mister Destructo? and the boys take turn salting their kids. For their health, not to eat, jeez. Read more of Jeb's writing : https://linktr.ee/mobute Listen to Quaid in Full - https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/ Listen to It's Christmastown - https://www.patreon.com/ThisWeekInAtrocity Follow Jeb on Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mobute.bsky.social Read the Et Tu Mister Destructo columns mentioned in the episode : http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/12/game-over-scans-of-over-50-ron-paul.html http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/10/this-isnt-chess-la-russa-rhapsody.html http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/07/profiles-in-florida-dale-chihuly.html Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "A Barnacle Jim Primer" by @sacbm - https://youtu.be/05cSvINk2G4 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Rent a Garfield costume and dial this very special number, it's another episode of 48 Minutes of Corns Cobbing This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in boomers getting lowballed by AI, shake their heads at a DeFi trader losing 6 figures to a bad click, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Farm and take themselves to the park for some Taser Chess. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has the second highest amount of cuts in any episode... Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger..." by @AutismCapital - https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2025281656043786707?s=20 "I took Taser Chess to Open Sauce" by Everything Is Hacked - https://youtu.be/h6ddNFnwDTA "Sex Survey Results" by @lasagnacat - https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg "07/27/1978" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=3486s "08/18/1978" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI&pp=0gcJCa4KAYcqIYzv "10/26/2007" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwNVwiHAUUM "04/09/1998" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU "1 (800) 591-3274" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA "Save CornCobTV/Coffin Flop" by Netflix is a Joke/Time Robinson - https://youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Draw yourself as a freaky neko-girl ~ nya~ move your mouth WAY too close to the mic ~~nya!~~ and settle in for 48 Minutes of Dudes Laughing This week, Jason and Bryan cheer the punching of a pro-ICE teen, watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude and Obama talks aliens, guess why a Pragmata subreddit was banned, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel that is Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls and use technology to discover what Far Side comic Sting was reading in the 90s. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has more cuts than any that has ever come before. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : All Episodes" by DreamSword (original by SoapOpera46) - https://youtu.be/HgjyQ0_coJo "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls -Episode 1-" by SoapOpera46 - https://youtu.be/pupTowgpVVo "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : Mayonaka -ALL EPISODES-" by ShonenJump94 - https://youtu.be/jcQPie5hnas "COVID-19 PSA Informational Video - Advice From a Medical Expert" by SoapOpera46 - https://youtu.be/BXjFRE0CDU4 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. [Comment on this webzone if you have door insurance]

  Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging! This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called Cockeyed.com and visit the PokeStop on Little St. James Fun Fact : This episode is the closest to 48 actual minutes we've been in a long time. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "[YTP] Zack D Films Goes Absolutely Mad" by BRM75 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BQcm2KWcfO4?feature=share Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Break out your finest cheeseburgers, fire up the Mustang and get ready for a rootin' tootin' good time, it's 48 Minutes of Gays Harding This week, Jason and Bryan say "God Bless Superbowl" with Jake Sing, try to pronounce Sydney Sweeney's new underwear line, ask "what are you doing Step Finance?" shout "FOOOOOOH" with Razor Ramon HG aka HARD GAY and discover that Moltbook is fake as hell. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ SEE Razor Ramon HG in action at the Foooooh Archives - https://www.youtube.com/@FooooohArchives Contains clips from : "YTP - Judge Judy - Everyone is on trial" by The Septic Foundry - https://youtu.be/1UqRVAuYYjc "i think they're on to me" by Jake Sing - https://www.tiktok.com/@jakesing_/video/7600803614491168055?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc "NI HOWDY LORE PT. 2" by Jake Sing - https://www.tiktok.com/@jakesing_/video/7594537541739597069?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc "Hard Gay Cooking 01 VOSTFR" by Fooooh Archives - https://youtu.be/Y22uyJPRMfw Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

We're back at it again at the Krispy Kreme. Yes, a potato flew around our room and told us a new episode of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking was coming... And they were roommates! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about finding the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Domino's on your Wii in 2026, how the hottest new toy from China is a frowning horse, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short-form video platform Vine and we take a little trip to eat the mushrooms that make you see little guys running around. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Back at it again at Krispy Kreme vine" (original by Fab Cheerleader) "vines i still think about | vine compilation best of all time" compiled by Atlas Wylde - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojTNokBaF8w "Nick Mullen - The Vines" compiled by Town Manager (originals by Nick Mullen) - https://youtu.be/URyBV5fezY4 "Merry Christmas vine" by Christine Sydelko - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Z-Nu351j58 "Conner O'Malley Vine Compilation : The Transformation" compiled by theadamdanger (original by Conner O'Malley) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpAYv0AP68 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Do some corporate synergy, pivot to video and make yourself some short form ""CONTENT"" it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about the Reddit moderator delivering an epic Dear Richard video, a Turning Point event with a deeply weird name (the Make Heaven Crowded tour), a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and we hum along to a Dr. Pepper jingle that's good and nice (doo doo doo). Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "New Study Suggests Scientists Hate Dogs" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/x8yNU4I8dEo "Hillary Clinton Answer's Last Night's Toughest Debate Questions" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/OmKxCWQN3MA "All the Reasons to Vote for Hillary Clinton" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/3bczQumzvYE "A Message to the CEO of Reddit..." by stale2000 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67CXV4o4dYM "Dr Pepper Jingle" by @romeosshow - https://www.tiktok.com/@romeosshow/video/7586923248651095310 Watch more IAF videos : https://www.youtube.com/@InternetActionForceDotTv Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Have a seat, grab hold of your BOTDF t-shirts and open up your stickam stream, it's time for a Very Special 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk Trashy, the fake Chicago Streets and Sanitation mascot, JD Vance getting owned by ConnorEatsPants, the rollout of the Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp banning AI music, Eric Adams doing his own rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we urge you to stare deep into the orb and learn all about Orbology. (Yeeah) Confused? So are we! Enjoy!   Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Illinois is the land of Lincoln" by @chicagosanitation - https://www.instagram.com/p/DTfuXNLDRSh/ "Trashy Loves Trash" by @chicagosanitation - https://www.instagram.com/p/DTa5YyTDmAc/ "Jessi Slaughter (Brain Slushie)" by fliter08 (original by Jessi Slaughter) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cznuwdh5IWc "You dun Goofed, MAD DAD ONLY remix" by Boing Boing Video (original by Jessi Slaughter) - https://youtu.be/SmR89bFZLdc "Jessi Slaughter Apologizes [2011]" by HiroKasyumi - https://youtu.be/i25PSTCMa_8 "Lesson One" by xstinamendez - https://www.tiktok.com/@xstinamendez/video/7587292155396263199 "Lesson Two" by xstinamendez - https://www.tiktok.com/@xstinamendez/video/7588420991185849630 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Grab those hornrim glasses, re-open your septum piercing and let's save America, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! Rawr XD! This week, Jason and Bryan return from the holidays with renewed vigor, new microphones and some killer topics - this week they talk about : The Pink Power Ranger deleting racist dating sites, Free Zyns at work, Maduro fits in your inbox, Unleash getting hacked for $4 million, EMOGAME by Jason Oda and we put in our pre-orders for the Gooch Zapper. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "White Monster Energy Speed Run" by @masterbaddy - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jh6gmHKNdJY?feature=share Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

A special presentation for all you sickos out there who just want to hear us yap about movies but don't want the jokes. A special night of talking, about all the biggest games and movies and books and concerts of the year. It's our 2025 Breathmint Best Of episode and it's our special XXXMas gift for you, our dear listeners. Today we talk about : livestreaming giving booze and machetes to the homeless, insecure wifi toilet cameras, smart fridge ads that make you think you've gone insane, Binance employees doing scams with official accounts and the AI videos of beefy prisoners getting absurd 7000 year prison sentences. PLUS we break down our top 3 games, top 3 books, top 3 films, top 3 albums, top 3 concerts and top 3 TV shows of 2025. For those real sickos who just want a list : Games Hollow Knight : Silksong Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Like A Dragon : Pirate Yakuza Silent Hill 2 Remake Ball x Pit Silent Hill f   Books Moonflow by Bitter Karella Metallic Realms by Lincoln Michel Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix   Films Superman Eddington Bugonia Nosferatu Mickey 17 Fantastic Four : First Steps   Albums Middle Spoon by Cheekface these things happen by saturdays at your place moisturizer by Wet Leg Viagr Aboys by Viagra Boys Lotto by They Are Gutting A Body of Water Something to Consume by Die Spitz   Concerts Foxing's final show at The Pageant Weird Al at St. Louis Music Park Soul Coughing at The Pageant Mannequin Pussy at The Canopy Club Die Spitz at The Bottleneck   TV The Chair Company Stranger Things Season 5 Part 1 Common Side Effects Peacemaker Season 2 Adolescence Severance Season 2  

Whoop Whoop that's that sound of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. Whoop Whoop that's the sound of the pod. JAS-One and B-Ryan are here in full effect and this week we're talking Grimes DJing Bryan Johnson's acid trip (with Special Guest Mr. Beast!), a Pokemon theme park that has a fitness test, a drunk racoon in a liquor store, the beauty and the pain that is/was Rap Genius, the scam that is/was TickMilleas and we take some time to visit with a woman named Jamiacan Masterpiece. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "[YTP] Trybersuck" by cs188 - https://youtu.be/NIVum6hTqr0 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab an Ecto Cooler, rip open your Trapper Keeper and put on the soundtrack to Ghoulies IV, that's right it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week we're talking new website JMail which lets you see what Jeffrey Epstein's GMail would have looked like, The 'Handyman' prank going around on TikTok, X-Entertainment / Dinosaur Dracula, the inexplicable Hasbullah vs The Rizzler video, the Meta-1 Coin scam and a pointless, probably AI website about how much things weigh. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Locommode" by Longmont Potion Castle Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Put on your finest yukata, grab a Ramune and some Pocky, it's time for 48 分間の犬の吠え声 This week we're joined by Tom Harrison, host of Genius Night, creator of the videogame "Time Force X : Mission of Lennon" and co-host of the beloved podcast Anime Sickos Tom joins us to talk AI kids' toys gone wrong, Mr. Beast's pop-up amusement park, the Anime Web Turnpike (aka AniPike) GameStop's Trade Anything Day, Bitcoin ATM scams and we all take dating advice from Bill Ackman and ask the women in our lives "May I Meet You?" Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "[YTP] Anime Is A Powerful Teaching Tool" by Ze - https://youtu.be/0zba2FdcrYE For more Tom and/or Anime Sickos check out : https://animesickos.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/animesickos.bsky.social http://patreon.com/animesickos http://animesickos.substack.com/ Check out a live copy of AniPike : https://anipike.asie.pl/ The full-length documentary Otaku Unite : https://youtu.be/_CM8eal6rEI Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fire up the grill and then clean your room, bucko, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week we talk about the latest Epstein emails, Sora's 'Women Being Strangled' problem, DOOM music in a major key, Fake Aussie cops stealing your crypto, We Hunted The Mammoth and a TikToker gets ordered to pay $1.5mil for "alienation of affection" Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "[YTP] Weirest Jeopardy episode EVER!!!" by YTPewp - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp6kCCrV6Q&t=134s E1M1 in a Major Key aka Whee1M1 by @abigbagofkeys - https://bsky.app/profile/antlervel.vet/post/3m5lszezkps2i Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts

Grab a beverage of your choice, just remember you're drinking for two and let's settle in for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week we talk about a GTA6 fake-out (there is no twerk button, sorry), Male Pregnancy dot com, The Transgender Coffee Shop, MySafeSpace, China's artifical tongue, Balancer getting hacked for $110 million and we custom-order our very own baby Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "The World's First Male Pregnancy" by allisongrey (original by Lee Mingwei/Doc en Stock/Arte France) - https://youtu.be/AiU-KZ_KADY Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fire up your Twitter account, fire your accountant and let's go trolling, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week we talk about the latest AI-generated anti-Mamdani ad, an update on the Chicago Rat Hole, the CounterStrike skin market crash, a crypto scam involving missing jury duty, the infamous Twitter beef of Greg W Howard vs STC and we attend a very special funeral for a cat named Ratchet, hosted by Sonic The Hedgehog. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Andrew Cuomo campaign just posted..." by @premthakker.bsky.social - https://bsky.app/profile/premthakker.bsky.social/post/3m3t2yfppjk2f "here's the full video" by @bagchaser - https://x.com/deadbynextweek/status/1980678822774337652 "The Truth About Greg W Howard..." by pumpybeanis - https://youtu.be/-q1J-ZZKFXQ "[SHOCKING] Wrecking Crew exposed - WRECKINGCREWGATE" by pumpybeanis - https://youtu.be/cpwUsA2Vbvw "UPDATE : threatening call from Greg W Howard" by pumpybeanis - https://youtu.be/ApXehGFV-H0 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

HEY BROS! Let's cross that bridge in PUBG and strap in for a wild ride, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about the grossness of AI Stan Lee, Hasan's shocking petcare routine, Fandy giving birth live on stream, a Claire's store shut down due to Instagram shitposts, a five-year-old's Jimmy Carter-themed birthday party, Abracadabra losing $1.8mil in fake money for the 3rd time in a year, the mirth and madness that is PewDiePie and we watch a sorta shock.jpg of Youtuber SyntheticMan getting some synthetic action.  Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.  Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts

Recite your favorite Constitutional Amendment and post about your lunch, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a Fortnite emote banned for weird reasons, Mr Beast being weird about trapping a guy in a burning house, Tai Lopez doing scams, eating pudding with a fork in Hannover, the Conservative Twitter clone PostPiper and we explain what we want our MedBeds to fix about our gross bodies. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S." by verytallbart - https://youtu.be/Jq69P04ZDtw "Trump tonight appears to have pushed..." by @AlKapDC - https://x.com/AlKapDC/status/1972138253861208550 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show at https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Making a looping GIF of yourself doing something weird and settle in, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about GumpLoops, getting stuck inside a slide on a cruise, Zack Woods and Marc Maron calling out the Riyadh comedy festival, Sit at the Bar September, the art of Hans Hoogerbrugge and we chug Tylenol to enhance our posting abilities. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Hound Bowel" by Longmont Potion Castle - https://youtu.be/uSibL3bTwyk?list=PL9_6hnvwF_JcXNvY75Lagp_lJ5UKnK3ZN "You've Got To (Norman Cook Mix)" by The Young Punx - https://youtu.be/UXa4bXDbOIY?list=RDUXa4bXDbOIY Check on Han Hoogerbrugge's art - https://www.hoogerbrugge.com/previous/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Pick up the iron cross and mind your language, it's 48 Minutes of Dog(whistle)s Barking. This week we talk about Mr. Beast getting gut punched by Mike Tyson, Limewire buying Fyre Festival to sell NFTs, The Louvre retiring its 3DS, a trailer for a "movie" made by AI, Thorswap's founder losing $1mil, BONE getting flashloaned and we put on our waders and dig into the history of the cesspool of the internet known as Stormfront, aka the Website So Bad It Made The News (Because of the Murders). Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "A Day In The Life of a California Liberal" by @citiesbydiana - https://youtube.com/shorts/Kfr_CiABJLY?si=xl4Oa3QZ0NEDDt1c Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your joysticks and sit on the couch for a real long time, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a great tragedy - The Orgy Dome at Burning Man has fallen. We also dig into some profane geometry, learn about Rizzbot, ask why Luigi Mangione's face is on a Shein ad, react in complete awe at Druski in whiteface, talk about Bunni getting exploited for $8.4 million dollars and dig into the wonderful world of speedrunning for charity with the folks at Games Done Quick. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "YTP - Arby's Messed Up" by Datonefatass - https://youtu.be/wofeDsGhl5Q "complimenting my homie" by @rizzbot_official - https://www.tiktok.com/@rizzbot_official/video/7550808793945312525 "Wrote a quick script ..." by @knasekdahlkarl - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-iQzftO4O1/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Prepare a boozy concoction, blow some smoke onto your bearded dragon and prepare to pay homage to a fallen hero, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a Sound Bath at a Mattress Store, KingCobraJFS, Vanilla Drainer, Pirate Yakuza, AJJ, "The 80s Misses You," 28 Years Later, Kill the Brickman, The Darkness and we get infected with the Gayfemboy virus. PLUS : the FINAL shock.jpg segment, "You Got A Friend In/On Me"  Confused? Check out the episode right now! By the way, it's not a joke, we are retiring the shock.jpg segment after this episode and we're making The Breathmint part of THANKS, I HATE IT - a Patreon exclusive Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Watch the documentary "The Decay of KingCobraJFS | A Lolcow Documentary" by Nick Nobody - https://youtu.be/MgDgKibO550 Contains clips from : "You know the 80s miss you, right?" by @BrianRoemmele - https://x.com/i/status/1958543900022542480 "Never Forget" by KingCobraJFS - https://youtu.be/tA1Z_KXe-oo "KingCobraJFS: Funsized Felicia Best Bits" by TheGreaseWizard (originals by KingCobraJFS) - https://youtu.be/GN_Z2P1eR8o "Gothic King Cobra : The Tour" by jesus morris - https://youtu.be/r7TmEAaShvE Josh's dad's video (via @Slackerbluepod) - https://x.com/i/status/1958890227763703832 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT which includes The Breathmint PLUS post-show shenanigans, as well as a special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Oi, get your bellends out for the Queen, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, love. Innit. This week we talk about podcast rankings, a curious soup and beer company collab, Odin.fun getting hacked, URBAN75, a new way to eat cereal, Mrs. Davis, Less Than Jake, a guy who can't show PDFs to his AI girlfriend, Bury Your Gays, John Wick 3 and we tell you the story of the guy trapped in the Bean in Chicago. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "(YTP) George Carlin Can't Come to the Phone" by Purple Sabbath - https://youtu.be/EIUDlMYZ6NY Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your monkey masks, let's make art and do some feminism -- it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time!  This week we talk about Anthropic's new goatse logo, The Guerrilla Girls, an alien p*ssyburster, Arizona tea's price hike, Wilco, Homestuck : the animated series, Station Eleven : the TV show and the boys finally take the Race Purity Test.  Confused? Check out the episode right now!  Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from :  "The Soul Still Burns..." by Stuff3 - https://youtu.be/WUyRji--Y-Y Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Put on your pickle hats and get ready to cry your eyes out, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about "AI filmmaking is hip-hop," the Federal Crypto Reserve Scam, I-Mockery, Count the Sausages, Glass Beams, right wing girlies fighting, Black Mirror Season 7, The Aquabats, we follow up on the fake "Don't Tap The Glass" leaker and Jason takes the 7 Gallons of Milk in the Pocket Challenge Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com The I-Mockery page about Rog's late wife Marie. A heartbreaking read. http://www.i-mockery.com/re/ Contains clips from : "{YTP} ~ Dolsin' Ideas" by DaThings - https://youtu.be/7uCBgdvSTo8 "Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum - Show Intro" by imockery - https://youtu.be/GzSMv9qnQX8 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Pay us a dollar per word and we'll talk about you, on the show. But seriously, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about Karl Marx x Labubu, a God-based crypto scam, the Million Dollar Homepage, a fake AI Tyler the Creator leak, GHOST, "Beating the Heat", Pearl/Maxxxine, Yellowjackets Season 3, Sinners and we finally get our B2B setup going - that's Bird 2 Bird. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com The BBC article mentioned in the episode : https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190401-why-theres-so-little-left-of-the-early-internet Contains clips from : "I can't stop eating meat" by @YoNoEntiendo - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AvXFB2nkTiI?feature=share "Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap The Glass! (Music Video)" by KLODJAN - https://youtu.be/Q6hIca__dmA Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

One order Epic Bacon, side of Awesomesauce coming right up! It's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week we talk about the death of Hulk Hogan and Ozzy, the hacking of Big One, a Hasan look-alike taking on a shoe, SuperWoke, wrestling writing website ONLINE ONSLAUGHT, Moon Knight, Lebron suing over pregnant AI videos, "Summer Balls," a baffling video of a mini therapy horse and we order up a side of Epic Bacon at the Tesla Diner. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "Woke Bop It" by Prognoz Pogodi - https://youtu.be/hfm1mt0KP7k "Black Pearl loves to wake up kids..." by @minitherapyhorses - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMT20lBvbD5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Hey little podcast listener - do you wanna know a see-ker-et? It's another Fourdy Eight Miunutes of Dawgs Barking! This week we talk about Elmo's antisemitic tweets, MoonPay's bosses getting scammed, Superman (2025), Crane Wives, the Lincoln Project Epstein/Kendrick video, Group X : Arabian Rap Sensations, Squid Games 3, "How do you wanna wake up?," Let's Start A Cult and we discover, much to our chagrin, that the Lying Machine has been lying to someone about the progress on their book. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "David Cross reads from Goodpussy" re-uploaded by Fexa Kondi - https://youtu.be/jrvtHYCP-LM "Trump Not Like Us" by The Lincoln Project - https://youtu.be/LHhYl895P_E "Schfifty Five" by Group X - https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978 "Don't Touch That" by Group X - https://youtu.be/amUMVFBwTyc "Frankie Peepee Shert" by Group X - https://youtu.be/NLQspOyN220 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Holy racist AI Batman, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast about the internet! This week we have not one but two racist AIs, the first being Grok and the second being our main topic : Microsoft's TAY. We also go deep on Orc City, buying crypto to get a visa for the UAE, The First Bad Man, Xmas/Birthday Zoom Bombs, John Wick, Ozzy's final show and we decide it's time for a little "microretirement" ... whatever that means. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Make sure you drink your Parepin, and get ready to meet The Presence, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast about the internet! This week, we are talking about Lorde's lip service on some new album art, a wicked remix of "Livin' On A Prayer," YEAR ZERO - the Nine Inch Nails Alternate Reality Game, The Thief of Time, Bob Vylan at Glastonbury, the Wisconsin Magdha, Resupply getting exploited for $9mil, Evangelion 3.0+1.0, Get Out and we watch a rowdy girlfight that took our minds off of things for a while. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : Bob Vylan at Glastonbury by @JulianSayarer (original by the BBC) - https://x.com/JulianSayarer/status/1938983824425394243 Watch the full Year Zero ARG live video here : https://youtu.be/bgRUNAvq94k Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Say "fuzzy pickles!" It's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast about the internet! This week, we are talking about the White Shampoo TikTok trend, Cointelegraph getting hacked, StarMen.net, Metallic Realms, JD Vance memes getting a guy deported, "hot dog down a hall way," The Phoenecian Scheme, Clair Obscur and Jason discovers a new phrase that live in his head forever : A Seventeen x Sacai Labubu Wearing Carhartt WIP Sold for $31,250 on Pharrell's Joopiter" Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "[YTP] Jobby Peeners'n" by very tall bart - https://youtu.be/UmrbnT7hfOQ Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

やつ いやらしい (iyarashii yatsu!) The filthy dogs Jason and Bryan are here and they're bringing poorly translated signs and shirts! This week, we are talking about a chaotic baby name, Jack's Mannequinn, MRWN getting revenge on some scammers, ENGRISH.COM, Clair Obscur : Expedition 33, CrabSmack - a band that writes about expired crab meat, Walking Dead spinoffs, a new Magic The Gathering Logo, the legend of Texas Paul and we watch a shock video that reminds everyone to always insist on a flared base. Confused? Check out the episode right now!    Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from :  "(YTP) George Carlin Hates Kids" by GodChefOmar - https://youtu.be/rTZ1c0ZhHXs "Smells Like Steamed Crablegs" live from the WhiteHart Cafe by crabsmackband - https://www.tiktok.com/@crabsmackband/video/7513984351013473567  Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

You better believe your eyes, it's time to smoke some doinks in Amish while it's fuckin' NICE out. That's right, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, we're back! This week, we are talking about some rogue AI telling a meth user to do more meth, a Crypto kidnapping in NYC, the man the myth the legend Young King Dave, Andor, AI Bible Tiktoks, STL protests, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls, Jingle Balls and an Instagram account dedicated to Gooning at the University of Melbourne gets sued for ... copyright infringement. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Smoking Doinks All Day Young King Dave" by Username_4512 - https://youtu.be/en_CSyDszTQ "Young King Dave Compilation" by BenBam - https://youtu.be/PJhDwQt2_wk "The Land of Young King Dave" by Mass Appeal - https://youtu.be/A5kMrCFzDF8 "i had to do it" by @anishg2000 - https://twitter.com/i/status/890088912194064385 "went to the dr today and i tell it all in this doink chat. never fake news" by @hondadeal4vets - https://twitter.com/i/status/1052371794475147265 "The YKD SHOW EP.1" by SAMAWITDAFANTA - https://youtu.be/t8nZ3Tmz_OM Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Did you miss us? We're back! We took some time off and we worked on this live show and it was a great time and now you get to hear it, that's right it's the Third Anniversary LIVE episode! This week we brought some friends along. We welcome comedian, Youtuber and wonderful human being Kenny Kinds to the show for the first time, PLUS our returning guest is filmmaker, sketch comedy superstar, comedian and writer Stryker Spurlock. They join us to celebrate three years of podcasting and to talk about Twitter's AI going rogue and disproving South African "white genocide," Fortnite's AI Darth Vader saying racial slurs, The Fyre Fest of Booktok (it was more like Dashcon) called A Million Lives, Zerebro's founder faking his death, the Saint of Stevia himself DAN QUINN, Fortnite Burger, Song of Solomon, Righteous Gemstones, Alan Wake 2 and Kenny tells us about an egg salad sandwich that changed his life. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO In order to effectively list all the Dan Quinn clips would take entirely too long. Send us an email - [email protected] Stryker's feature film Part Time is on Vimeo :  https://vimeo.com/user175770167     Special Thanks to : The Heavy Anchor for hosting, Frank George (@frankgeorgetv - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVrWT3MH4pC4Tii06W_yJUA) for the Tuscaloosa Child Coffins video and to you, our dearest friends. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.