Naked gnome drones

Who do you think is in the Epstein files? How long do you think you could wear the same pair of pants, without washing them, before someone intervenes? Would you rather have a unibrow that you can’t pluck, and it’s the same thickness as the rest of your eyebrows, OR no eyebrows at all. If your name had to be prefixed by “Lil” or “Big” for the rest of your life, which one and why? Trump walks into the room right now. What’s your first move? Would you rather have to lick every doorknob you touch or hug every stranger you pass? If you had to replace all of the unknowns in the world with something else, what would it be? Rank these: soup, socks, secrets. You gotta add a brand spanking new adjective before Wednesday. Like it’s “Freaky Wednesday” now. What are you rebranding it as? Everybody knows you can never have too much money. But numbers are related! What’s the biggest number you can think of? And how much money would that be?