Naked Joyrides, Death Text "Typos" & Bologna Revenge | This is True Really News Ep 1086

Get ready to be disgruntled, regruntled, and everything in between!In Episode 1086 of This is True Really News, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes are back to break down the most absurd, hilarious, and completely true news stories of the week. From a buck-naked joyride in Mississippi to a Florida woman who blames her 3 a.m. death threats on "sleep texting," you won't believe what people are getting up to. Plus, we dive into the legendary Flathead Beacon Police Blotter!Episode Highlights:What You Need to KnowMississippi Mayhem A 22-year-old naked driver is pulled over in a pot-scented Dodge Challenger loaded with an arsenal of 3D-printed illegal weapons.Tourist Complaints We review "wildly unrealistic expectations" from travelers, including a husband who felt inadequate after seeing an aroused elephant.Florida Woman "That's just what girls do." A 51-year-old woman tries to convince police that texting her ex she has a bullet with his name on it was just a typo.Police Blotter Fisticuffs over elk roadkill, a blind man checking people out, and a teenager throwing bologna at her ex's house.Timestamps0:00 - Intro: Inventing the "Blame-it-on-me Buddy"2:11 - The Naked Mississippi Driver & The Trunk Full of Glocks8:32 - Wildly Unrealistic Tourist Complaints (and thick soup)14:11 - Florida Woman's "Typo" Death Threats & Nitrous Oxide18:42 - The Flathead Beacon Police Blotter & Bologna RevengeConnect with Us!Got a story to share, a tome to read, or just want to take us to task? Do it well, or we shall taunt you.Email the show: [email protected]: Please like, subscribe, and follow This is True Really News so you never miss an episode!Tags: #TrueNews #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #FloridaWoman #PoliceBlotter #FunnyNews #ScottCombs #TonyVerkanis #DumbCriminals #WeirdHistory