Naked, no eyebrows

Which one of us has the best eyebrows? Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month? If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific? What would you do if a bald eagle took your child? Would you rather get shot in the head, but you fully recover within a year, OR every bathroom you walk into is carpeted? If you were a teacher what subject would you want to teach? What invention do you hope to see at the Benson Tech Show? Is it cooler to vape or smoke cigarettes? Should Claude be able to vote? How much Claude? If you had to replace all of these stupid, long-running bits that I will NEVER give up with something else, what would it be?