Named Storm

Kamala is a lot like a Named Storm.  When the outer bands of VP Giggles make landfall, everything gets tossed around and jumbled up beyond recognition.  When Kamala blows in you know things are about to go sideways and your power is going out.  You’re about to get flooded in word salad surgery, which usually makes the sewer back up!  What a mess.  All storms have a dirty side where most of the nasty business happens, but it’s hard to tell with Super Storm Giggles since every snoot full brings out another torrential downpour of non-stop hoot. It's emotional incontinence!  The Kamala squall line is already forming offshore and about to threaten the interior of the country.  Makes for an inviting environment for those aggravating little Sandy Cortez tornados to spawn in the warm waters around the White House.  So watch where you step since this pant load isn’t going anywhere until we get a Big Orange sunrise!  Hear Podcast - Wash Hands   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.