Netanyahu's Pipeline Fantasy, Hegseth's Bomb Budget, and Epstein's Lawyer Probably Lied

Rob Bernstein kicks off a rare Saturday night live stream by roasting Trump's commemorative "winning" coin, then tears into the DHS funding standoff where Trump threatened to replace unpaid TSA agents with ICE officers -- because apparently ICE isn't busy deporting anyone anyway. The bulk of the episode digs into the Iran war with devastating Hegseth clips where the Secretary of War insists "nothing could be further from the truth" about a quagmire, plus Netanyahu pitching oil pipelines through Israel as the spoils of war. Jerome Powell drops the bombshell that private sector job creation is effectively zero, and Rob suggests the best prep for a fertilizer-driven food crisis is to get fat now and start jarring your farts. The show wraps with the latest Epstein file developments: Bondi dodging a sworn deposition, London police demanding unredacted files, and Epstein's lawyer likely perjuring himself on the stand.Full episode on YouTube: RobbieTheFireMore content and paywalled episodes at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month.Email: [email protected]:00:00:00 - Saturday Night Stream Kickoff and Epstein Sketch Plug00:01:44 - Trump's Commemorative Coin of Winning00:03:00 - Trump Threatens ICE at Airports Over DHS Funding00:07:13 - Live Chat Comments and Yo Kratom Sponsor00:09:21 - Israel-Iran Escalation and Bombing the Spoils of War00:10:50 - Hegseth Wants $200 Billion to Restock Bombs00:12:32 - Hegseth Clip: "Nothing Could Be Further From the Truth"00:17:42 - Tulsi Gabbard Hearing Breakdown00:21:19 - Radcliffe's Austin Powers "Zip It" Moment00:24:56 - Palm Beach Pete: The Epstein Clone Theory00:27:24 - Kent on Tucker: Gatekeepers Blocking Intel From Trump00:32:55 - Netanyahu Clips: Oil Pipelines Through Israel00:38:05 - Netanyahu: Boots on the Ground and a "Short War"00:40:08 - Jerome Powell: Oil Inflation and Rate Hold00:41:47 - Powell Drops the Zero Job Creation Bomb00:43:05 - Get Fat Now: The Fertilizer Crisis Survival Plan00:46:02 - Epstein Files: Bondi Dodges Sworn Testimony00:49:55 - London Police Push for Unredacted Epstein Files00:51:39 - Epstein's Lawyer Indyke Likely Perjured Himself00:55:19 - Paywalled Tease and Sign-Off