Run Your Mouth

The Hantavirus is back, the alien files just dropped, and questioning the Iran war is officially treasonous. Rob runs through the simplest solution to two world problems at once (military industrial complex + vermin), explains why the most transparent administration in history can't stop telling you its real-time thoughts, breaks down Trump's "nobody respects you without a nuke" foreign policy doctrine, watches Netanyahu try to "wean Israel off" U.S. aid live on 60 Minutes, and gets to the AI throuple ad targeting Thomas Massey. Plus porches, plenty of porches.porch tour dates at: RobBernsteinComedy.com Submit porches at: TheFireTix.com Long premium segment at RobBernsteinComedy.com

Day 60 of Operation Epic Fury — except it's not called that anymore. Or a war. Or active kinetic bombing. We track every name the administration has given this thing depending on who's asking and what court they're standing in. Trump tells Congress the ceasefire stopped the War Powers Act clock, calls the seized Iranian oil tanker situation "a very profitable business," and compares the U.S. Navy to pirates. We do the actual math on that profitable business — spoiler: $6 billion in denied Iranian revenue vs. $25-58 billion in U.S. costs, 13 dead service members, gas at $4.39, and Spirit Airlines becoming the first U.S. casualty airline. Plus: Project Freedom paused after less than 24 hours, the Dark Eagle hypersonic gets called up at $15 million per missile, Iran says peace talks need a Lebanon ceasefire (good luck), Israel "didn't know" a deal was close and has "a series of targets ready," Powell refuses to leave the Fed board, Republicans want $1 billion in taxpayer money for Trump's privately-funded ballroom, and Howard "Lord of Commerce" Lutnick can't recall why his family lunched on Epstein's island. Live Show Dates: www.RobBernsteinComedy.com/EventsPorch Tour host signups: thefiretix.comSubscriber Content: www.RobBernsteinComedy.com Paywalled: a JPMorgan banker's threesome lawsuit, Bryan Johnson rates his girlfriend's V microbiome, dating apps by credit score, and the Sarajevo human safari book.

The Iran ceasefire continues — or does it? Rob breaks down Trump's daily flip-flops, Iran's oil storage crisis, and the real game of economic chicken being played in the Hormuz. Plus: a former congressman explains how DC sexual blackmail operations actually work, Swalwell's $75K campaign bender and the hypocrisy of his "believe all women" pitch, kids are speedrunning the Scientology building, a streamer is getting $35,000 jaw surgery for 1.5 attractiveness points, JD Vance listening to Hasidic Disney ballads, Trump reads the Bible and wonders why God doesn't take more victory laps, Rogan gets Ibogaine FDA-approved by text message, and Mamdani's grocery store is $3,333 per square foot while Whole Foods does it for $595. Plus the SPLC manufacturing extremism story that reads exactly like an FBI playbook.thefiretix.com — Porch Tour tickets and porch submissionsrobbernsteincomedy.com — support the show and Live show datesSheath Underwear promo code RYM for 20% offYoKratom.com

Rob heads into the demon realm because reality has become an AOL pump and dump email. Three days ago Trump said the Hormuz Strait would reopen itself. Now we're blocking it ourselves and picking a fight with China.This episode: JD Vance walks into Pakistan negotiations like a demonic Mister Rogers and spends 20 hours demanding Iran accept terms they already rejected. Netanyahu confirms on camera that Vance was reporting to him the entire time. Trump celebrates shooting down 101 missiles as a win — the cost breakdown says otherwise ($4 billion, 15% of our annual interceptor missile production, one engagement). Roger Stone talks Trump out of firing Tulsi Gabbard. Trump promises pardons to the whole team.Then the important stuff: the look-maxing clavicle kid who keeps smashing his face, an astronaut who circled the moon and came back to tell us "Earth, you are a crew," Coachella Airbnb hosts canceling on people for more money, and the Luigi assassin leaving handwritten confession notes like he's writing to his pen pal.Creative Solutions: contractual campaign promises with recall provisions, and a new political party — the Adult Only Promiscuous Consensual Sex Positive Party With Non-Coworkers 27 and Older — to solve Washington's blackmail epidemic.Support: RobBernsteinComedy.comPorches: [email protected] in Chicago this weekend opening for Dave Smith

The Iran ceasefire is collapsing in real time — JD Vance says it never included Lebanon, Iran says it did, and Pakistan (who mediated the whole thing) is siding with Iran. Meanwhile Trump is charging Iran protection money for the Strait of Hormuz, Pam Bondi no-showed the Epstein deposition because she's "unprepared," and Melania held a surprise press conference distancing herself from a man she definitely never met.This episode covers the Iran non-war ceasefire breakdown, the auto-enrollment draft, Hormuz petrodollar math, the Epstein deposition fallout, Bondi, Melania, Pakistan, Marco Rubio, JD Vance, Ratcliffe, Taiwan deterrence strategy, and why Anthropic should release the unhinged version of Claude.New segment: Trump Eyes — viewing recent disasters through the optimistic lens of Donald J. Trump.Run Your Mouth is a weekly comedy news podcast covering politics, foreign policy, and media with jokes.

Rob Bernstein debuts the new Run Your Mouth studio, fires Producer Man on day one, and declares war on being the biggest show on the internet.This episode: the FEMA administrator apparently got teleported to a Waffle House by demons. A hot Iranian woman gets deported for calling America "the great Satan" and Rob pitches his immigration reform platform. Pam Bondi's replacement channels his inner Lil Wayne dodging every Epstein question. Rob uses AI to calculate what $2 billion could actually do for Americans instead of rescuing one downed pilot, tears apart a Wall Street Journal article pitching the Iran war as an energy win, and explains the petrodollar like a guy who's confident but admittedly might be wrong.Closes with a pitch to design society from the toilets up.Run Your Mouth is a weekly comedy news podcast covering politics, foreign policy, and media with jokes.

Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's negotiation strategy of assassinating people mid-talks. The main show kicks off with the Kristi Noem husband scandal -- Rob wrestles with crossing his own "leave the guy alone" red line before diving into the bigger question: how does the political machine have a dirt folder ready on everyone the second they turn on you? From there, Rob gives a quick update on the Charlie Kirk shooting inconsistencies (inconclusive bullet match, sheriff resigning, trial pushed back), predicts the shooter becomes "the left's Kyle Rittenhouse," then moves to Trump attending Supreme Court oral arguments on birthright citizenship and trying to stare down his own appointees. The bulk of the episode is a deep breakdown of Trump's Iran war speech -- Rob reads the transcript line by line, exposing contradictions about regime change, the Hormuz Strait "naturally" reopening, and the claim that Iran was about to nuke the entire Middle East. He riffs on data centers becoming war targets ("I don't want to have to go back to thinking"), shouts out Claude over Grok for AI accuracy, pitches Mad Max oil tankers with Trump holograms singing "Can't Touch This" as a cheaper alternative to $1.5B/day war spending, and covers the UAE joining the Hormuz fight and Dubai squeezing IRGC money flows. The tariff segment highlights businesses wasting time trying to figure out overly complicated metal tariff rules. The show closes with Pam Bondi getting fired as AG -- Rob questions whether she'll flip on Trump at her deposition or take a cushy private sector job to keep quiet.Sponsored by YoKratom.com Sheaht.com (Promocode RYM)Merch at: RobBernsteinMerch.ComSupport the show at: RobBernsteinComedy.com Send me porches at: [email protected]⏱️ TIMESTAMPS0:00 — Cold open / fake news headlines1:19 — Welcome & intro, porch tour requests, YoKratom sponsor read2:25 — Correction corner: the Gerald Ford ship story & Trump video3:25 — Kristi Noem's husband: Rob breaks his own rule5:00 — "They have folders on everyone" — the blackmail theory7:00 — Deep dive into the Noem marriage dynamics15:56 — Iran War update: data centers as military targets17:45 — Grok vs. Claude — which AI is telling the truth?22:12 — Trump's national address breakdown begins28:30 — The JCPOA argument & Trump's "I saved the Middle East already" logic35:50 — The Hormuz Strait "just opens naturally" bit42:00 — Trump's presidential library plans roasted42:44 — UAE joins the fight / Dubai crackdown on Iran's money45:38 — Tariff overhaul — aluminum & copper chaos, small business fallout48:22 — Trump vs. Macron / NATO fractures53:10 — $1.5B/day war cost — Rob pitches a cheaper plan (Mad Max tankers + Trump hologram)56:02 — Pam Bondi fired — Epstein files, deposition, and what comes next1:00:28 — Wrap up, see you Wednesday

Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open recapping the full lunacy of the Iran war, then dives into why the Kash Patel hack was probably Iran flexing that they have more dirt where that came from. The episode centers on the growing case for breaking up with Israel: other countries are paying Iran for Hormuz access, creating a natural off-ramp to the war that only Israel loses from -- and Donald Trump might finally be cornered into choosing between Netanyahu and reality. Rob tears through clips of Caroline Levitt insisting Iran has "already been defeated" while Iran blows up a $300 million plane and strikes Israeli desalination plants, Marco Rubio's goalpost-shifting "weeks not months" timeline that's now past a month, Netanyahu telling Trump to ignore anti-war polls, and Ben Shapiro's pitch for ground troops that boils down to "we have a military so we might as well use it." Trump's staff reveals they have an unofficial rule of waiting for him to say something twice before acting on it because he says too much crazy stuff, and Rob proposes a 24-hour confirmation system for presidential statements. The show wraps with USAID green energy grift allegations in Ukraine, the TSA self-funding fix, and DeSantis spending $2 million to rename an airport after Trump.Full episode on YouTube: RobbieTheFireMore content and paywalled episodes at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month.Merch at: RobbernsteinMerch.comSponsors: YOKRATOM.com---## Chapters00:00:00 - Cold Open: The Iran War Satirical Newsreel00:06:07 - Kash Patel Hack: Iran Flexing They Got More00:07:01 - Countries Paying Iran for Hormuz Access: The Off-Ramp00:09:52 - Cut Your Losses and Break Up With Israel00:12:09 - Trump Wants His Signature on US Currency00:13:35 - Trump's Negotiation Timeline: 5 Days, 10 Days, 15 Days00:14:06 - Iran Blows Up a Kurdish Oil Tanker and a $300M Plane00:15:14 - The Military's "95% Obliterated" Lie00:16:57 - New York Post Selling the War: Ex-General Says We're Ahead of Schedule00:17:42 - Roll the Clip: Rubio's War Timetable00:19:17 - Rubio on Iran: Imagine If They Spent Money on Their People00:20:42 - Rubio's Weeks Not Months Claim vs. Reality00:23:06 - Netanyahu Says War Beyond Halfway Point, Tells Trump to Ignore Polls00:25:28 - War Progress Report: Only 30% of Stockpiles Destroyed00:26:00 - Trump on the Aircraft Carrier Getting Hit00:27:05 - 13 US Bases Uninhabitable and Remote Work Joke00:27:44 - Caroline Levitt: Iran Has Already Been Defeated00:30:05 - Monty Python "Tis But a Scratch" Iran Comparison00:30:40 - The Hill: Trump's Staff Waits for Him to Say It Twice00:33:41 - Comments Break00:37:40 - Trump Distracted by a Gold Tractor00:38:26 - Proposal: ADD Trump Off These Topics with Atlantis00:39:44 - Trump on Unused 10-Year-Old Equipment (Epstein Context)00:40:25 - Trump's 15-Point Iran Truce Plan Lets Missiles Slide00:42:54 - Trump Annoyed France Won't Share Airspace00:44:53 - Europe Breaking Up With Israel Over Oil00:45:15 - Ben Shapiro's Pitch for Ground Troops00:46:00 - This Is COVID All Over Again: Two Weeks to Slow the Curve00:48:12 - Shapiro Flips the Script: "Military Activity Is Necessary"00:50:51 - Iranian Propaganda Guy Mocking Trump and Epstein Connection00:53:02 - Mark Levin Troops on the Ground Tease00:53:18 - Trump on Fox: My Uncle at MIT Knew Nukes00:55:37 - Hegseth on Hormuz Tolling: "Unacceptable"00:58:03 - Producer Man Technical Difficulties00:58:23 - Netanyahu "I Can Control the Height of the Flames" Leaked Video01:00:34 - USAID Ukraine Clean Energy Grift Allegations01:02:53 - At Least Trump Gives Us Real Problems (Not Climate Nonsense)01:03:29 - Ice Core CO2 Study: Both Sides Claim Victory01:04:27 - TSA Self-Funding Fix: Just Charge $10 a Ticket01:05:30 - Politicians Only Fix Things When It Affects Their Flights01:07:06 - Florida Renames Palm Beach Airport for Trump01:07:34 - Comments, Paywall Tease, and Sign-Off

Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't tell you what it is, but it's worth a tremendous amount of money") to the moving goalposts on regime change, to the $1.5 billion insider trading allegations tied to Trump's war announcements. Rob breaks down the full timeline: Trump's 48-hour ultimatum that ended with him folding, the "negotiations" Iran says never happened, the two-minute daily video briefings where Trump gets cherry-picked war highlights, and Pete Hegseth's claim that "we negotiate with bombs." Plus Rob dissects Mark Levin's dirty tricks interview with Joe Kent, gives his predictions for how this war ends, and asks the question nobody on the right wants to hear: would we have been better off with Kamala?I accidentally ran audio from my computer instead of my fancy giant microphone in my face. Better quality audio on the next one. My bad. Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month.Merch at: RobBernsteinMerch.com Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode:RYM) TimeStamps: 00:00:00 - Going Live: Porch Season and New Sketches00:01:24 - Draft Age Raised to 42: How to Dodge It00:02:13 - Rob's Tips for Avoiding the Iran Draft00:04:04 - Live Chat Comments00:04:48 - Don't Let the Democrats Be Right00:05:44 - Trump's Confidence: The Magic Show Analogy00:09:07 - Has Trump Jumped the Shark?00:09:47 - Live Chat: Sunk Cost Fallacy and Allergies00:11:01 - Trump Clip: "We Killed All Their Leadership"00:12:28 - Iran Sent Trump a Gift He Can't Tell Us About00:15:04 - The Full Trump-Iran Timeline Breakdown00:16:24 - Trump's Two-Minute War Briefing Montage00:17:43 - Cherry-Picked Highlights for the Commander-in-Chief00:18:47 - The $1.5 Billion Insider Trading Allegations00:20:58 - Trump's Hormuz Claims: "Maybe Me and the Ayatollah"00:22:57 - Iran Calls Trump's Negotiations "Talking to Yourselves"00:23:37 - Iran's Response Video: "Don't Call Your Defeat an Agreement"00:26:05 - Predictions: How Does This War End?00:32:28 - Iran Rejects Trump's 15 Demands, Lays Out 5 Conditions00:36:06 - Pete Hegseth Was First to Push for War00:36:50 - "We Negotiate With Bombs" -- Pete Hegseth00:38:33 - Iran Rejects Trump Ceasefire, Moving Goalposts on Nukes00:41:23 - The Daily Show Clip: Biden Official Makes Sense00:43:58 - Would We Have Been Better Off With Kamala?00:44:25 - Mark Levin vs. Joe Kent: The Dirty Tricks Interview00:48:28 - Rob's Impression: Levin's Micropenis Interrogation00:50:28 - Iran's 47 Years of Terrorism? Rob Checks the Receipts00:52:15 - Mark Levin's Only Evidence: Witkoff and Kushner Said So00:54:43 - Why Would Kent Whistleblow? The Motive Question00:56:45 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug00:57:38 - Joe Kent's Full Story: Conservative Show Without Levin Tricks01:02:52 - Closing: Boston Shows, Porch Season, Sayonara

Rob Bernstein kicks off a rare Saturday night live stream by roasting Trump's commemorative "winning" coin, then tears into the DHS funding standoff where Trump threatened to replace unpaid TSA agents with ICE officers -- because apparently ICE isn't busy deporting anyone anyway. The bulk of the episode digs into the Iran war with devastating Hegseth clips where the Secretary of War insists "nothing could be further from the truth" about a quagmire, plus Netanyahu pitching oil pipelines through Israel as the spoils of war. Jerome Powell drops the bombshell that private sector job creation is effectively zero, and Rob suggests the best prep for a fertilizer-driven food crisis is to get fat now and start jarring your farts. The show wraps with the latest Epstein file developments: Bondi dodging a sworn deposition, London police demanding unredacted files, and Epstein's lawyer likely perjuring himself on the stand.Full episode on YouTube: RobbieTheFireMore content and paywalled episodes at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month.Email: [email protected]:00:00:00 - Saturday Night Stream Kickoff and Epstein Sketch Plug00:01:44 - Trump's Commemorative Coin of Winning00:03:00 - Trump Threatens ICE at Airports Over DHS Funding00:07:13 - Live Chat Comments and Yo Kratom Sponsor00:09:21 - Israel-Iran Escalation and Bombing the Spoils of War00:10:50 - Hegseth Wants $200 Billion to Restock Bombs00:12:32 - Hegseth Clip: "Nothing Could Be Further From the Truth"00:17:42 - Tulsi Gabbard Hearing Breakdown00:21:19 - Radcliffe's Austin Powers "Zip It" Moment00:24:56 - Palm Beach Pete: The Epstein Clone Theory00:27:24 - Kent on Tucker: Gatekeepers Blocking Intel From Trump00:32:55 - Netanyahu Clips: Oil Pipelines Through Israel00:38:05 - Netanyahu: Boots on the Ground and a "Short War"00:40:08 - Jerome Powell: Oil Inflation and Rate Hold00:41:47 - Powell Drops the Zero Job Creation Bomb00:43:05 - Get Fat Now: The Fertilizer Crisis Survival Plan00:46:02 - Epstein Files: Bondi Dodges Sworn Testimony00:49:55 - London Police Push for Unredacted Epstein Files00:51:39 - Epstein's Lawyer Indyke Likely Perjured Himself00:55:19 - Paywalled Tease and Sign-Off

Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob covers Joe Kent's resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center, NATO allies refusing to join the war, Trump threatening to abandon the Strait of Hormuz, the Huckabee-Netanyahu "proof of life" video, JD Vance taking over DOGE, and the Comer subpoena of Pam Bondi over Epstein. Plus Bobby the Bank stops by with war stories from meeting Rogan and Zuckerberg at UFC, and the Sheath Underwear "Pouch Madness" sale.Full episode and subscriber content at robbernsteincomedy.com -- all five bucks a month.Sponsors:- Sheath Underwear -- code RYM for 20% off + Pouch Madness sale up to 50% off at sheathunderwear.com- YoKratom.com -- home of the $60 kilo

Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinning hard enough, and Trump reveals his five-D chess strategy is just pretending whatever happens is what you wanted. Plus: Fetterman says you need a stroke to see this as a win, Trump will end the war when he "feels it in his bones," the New York Post makes fun of the new Iranian leader's blown-off legs, and Epstein's accountant testifies he saw zero red flags while processing payments to hundreds of survivors. Ro Khanna and Comer drop names -- Rothschilds, Wexner, Leon Black, and a mysterious foreign head of state.Subscribe for $5/month at robbernsteincomedy.comMerch: robbernsteinmerch.comFull episodes and live streams: youtube.com/@RobbieTheFireCHAPTERS- 0:00 - Are We Watching a Ghost War Right Now?- 2:00 - Netanyahu Might Be Dead and Nobody Can Confirm It- 4:05 - Trump as the Reset Button for Planet Earth- 7:53 - Broad Strokes on the Iran War: Air Superiority vs. Running Out of Targets- 9:50 - Kharg Island: Trump Won't Blow It Up Because of Oil- 10:30 - Trump Suddenly Cares About Enemy Countries Getting Their Oil- 11:16 - Planes Spontaneously Falling From the Sky- 13:00 - Islamic Resistance in Iraq Wants Credit With Their "Appropriate Weapon"- 13:55 - Live Chat Comments Round 1- 14:40 - Sponsor: Yo Kratom- 14:55 - Pete Hegseth - 20:10 - Wars Are Won in Another Realm by Who Can Lie the Best- 22:05 - FCC Threatens to Pull Broadcast Licenses for Wrong Propaganda- 26:00 - Conservative Media Annoyed with trump- 28:00 - Live Chat Comments Round 2- 31:00 - Sponsor: robbernsteincomedy.com / Sheath Underwear- 31:45 - Fetterman Says Democrats Should Admit This Is a Win- 33:00 - New York Post: Iran's Leader Is "Impotent" -- Did We Create Darth Vader?- 33:45 - CNN Blames DOGE Spending Cuts for Losing the War- 36:20 - New York Post Fear Piece: Iranian Attack on US Soil Is Not If But When- 37:00 - Trump's 5D Chess: When Oil Goes Up We Make Money- 39:00 - Strait of Hormuz as an Options Trading Desk- 40:30 - Western Leaders Blame Putin's Hidden Hand- 44:15 - Wall Street Journal: Ending Iran War Quickly Carries Big Risk- 44:55 - Epstein's Accountant Tells Congress He Saw No Red Flags- 46:15 - Clip: Comer Names Names -- Wexner, Rothschilds, Sinofsky, Leon Black- 48:15 - Comer Clears Trump (Five Witnesses Under Oath)- 49:20 - Democrats Push Back: Accountant Was Not Forthcoming- 50:45 - Epstein Guard With Shady Bank Transfers to Testify Next- 52:00 - Clip: Ro Khanna on CNN -- Hundreds of Survivors, Not Forthcoming- 53:00 - Ro Khanna on the Trump Accuser Settlement Question- 55:00 - robbernsteincomedy.com Plug / Merch Plug- 56:10 - Episode Wrap: Back Wednesday or Friday / Epstein Storage Unit Sketch Preview

Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more unhinged takes.Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.comSub for more content and support the show: Robbernsteicomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comTime Stamps:00:00 Cold open & tonight's headlines (Iran war satire, fake injury guy)02:07 Show intro & producer man roast02:44 Iran war rant – Congress useless, replace with TV specials03:33 Democracy = best liar contest (Trump shines)05:09 Trump validating "dictator" fears + war/censorship worries08:55 Trump: "War already won… but let's win bigger!"10:57 Strait of Hormuz "don't be pussies" → mines panic15:00 Propaganda clips & Lego Trump roast19:20 Sleeper cells hype + nuclear bunkers for elites22:42 John Brennan accidentally makes sense on Trump tactics26:00 Iran mass-text to Israel – Gaza comparison hypocrisy28:38 Bumbling Iran assassin plot – FBI entrapment theory35:00 Alexander brothers Epstein-linked convictions37:57 Kristi Noem affair fallout & cuckold husband roast40:00 Outro & paywall tease (Alex Jones betrayal, Tucker Chabad)

Rob Bernstein and war correspondent Kyle Anzalone (@KyleAnzalone_) break down the Iran war in a special Sunday edition of Run Your Mouth. Who's actually winning? Is the US running out of interceptors? Could this go nuclear?Topics covered: Iran's missile stockpile vs. US interceptors, Tehran's black skies and the accidental strategic advantage, Netanyahu sabotaging the off-ramp, US military bases getting hit, Iran targeting Amazon data centers in the UAE, the cost asymmetry of cheap drones vs. expensive Patriot missiles, military industrial complex as a money laundering scheme, Strait of Hormuz oil disruption, could China take Taiwan while the US is distracted, Caroline Levitt won't rule out a draft, wartime censorship concerns, the Epstein-Iran war distraction theory, and whether Trump or Netanyahu might resort to nuclear weapons.Support the show at robbernsteincomedy.com — premium content & extended episodes for $5/moPORCH TOUR: Got a backyard? Email [email protected] (subject: porch tour)Kyle's show: youtube.com/@KyleAnzaloneShow | @KyleAnzalone_ on XDavid Stockman's oil market analysis: antiwar.comChapters00:00:00 - Welcome: Special Sunday Edition w/ Kyle Anzalone00:00:38 - Who's Winning the Iran War Right Now?00:03:36 - Tehran's Black Skies: Trump's Strategic Blunder?00:05:21 - Iran's Missile Strategy: Poking Holes in US Radar00:06:09 - Trump's Failed Negotiations & Iran's Survival Strategy00:06:23 - Netanyahu Blew Up Trump's Off-Ramp00:09:15 - Iran's Missile Capabilities Are More Advanced Than Expected00:14:34 - Damage to US Military Bases: What's Real?00:16:46 - "This Was an Epic Blunder" — Iran's Path to Victory00:19:03 - Bombing Desalination Plants & Oil Fields: Escalation Spiral00:23:00 - Has Iran Been Targeting Civilians?00:24:47 - Why Iran Is Hitting Gulf Arab States00:28:35 - US Military Manufacturing Is a Money Laundering Scheme00:33:20 - Air Superiority Claims vs. Reality00:35:17 - Three US Fighter Jets Shot Down Over Kuwait00:36:04 - Iran Targeting Amazon Data Centers in the UAE00:37:27 - Live Chat Comments00:38:53 - Porch Tour Plug & robbernsteincomedy.com00:39:27 - Kyle Anzalone Show Plug00:40:17 - Oil Strategy: Is This About Starving China?00:42:17 - World War Three? China, Taiwan & the Risk Table00:45:45 - Strait of Hormuz: The Oil Choke Point00:48:12 - Draft Talk: Caroline Levitt Won't Rule It Out00:49:12 - "Too Fat to Serve" — Ozempic Sales About to Plummet00:49:51 - Wartime Tech Censorship Coming?00:52:03 - Trump Doesn't Care About His Base Anymore00:53:26 - Could the US or Israel Use Nuclear Weapons?00:57:45 - The Kurds: "Biggest Suckers in History"00:58:22 - Ground Invasion Scenario & Iranian Enriched Uranium01:03:32 - Strait of Hormuz Oil Economics Deep Dive01:09:11 - Did Trump Launch the War to Bury the Epstein Files?01:12:40 - Final Comments & Wrap-Up

Breakdown of the Iran war + Latest Epstein stuff including Bill + Hillarie's depositions.Premium content at www.robbernsteincomedy.com including additional episodes and moreMerch at: RobBernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Yokratom.com Www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)

This episode is a dive into FDR's presidency and my personal vengeance against my high school history teachers who loved FDR. I Accidentally started the live stream about 2 minutes in. We didn't miss much but the full version will be available here shortly. Find David's book here: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=fdr+a+new+political+life&adgrpid=187991003004&hvadid=792808453103&hvdev=c&hvexpln=0&hvlocphy=9003458&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=2285295299952051665--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=2285295299952051665&hvtargid=kwd-2454070533530&hydadcr=20405_13675030_2443087&mcid=e80a60cb893e321b9788b356b8005ffa&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_3z5x8wrocr_eAnd his conversation on Israel 1 state solution here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVM62Kt3Ydk&fbclid=IwY2xjawQMifxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETJUYUpBNGp4c0NSVENrVTNzc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHhok2vEWIJ-57fzCzwkP83ohuSsgjRQfwhOAWPrVhWRKtMmZ5CovcvZ7rqNE_aem_tjDr-oq9P-NvbM4IrD31KASupport RYM enterprise of America and subscribe at: https://robbernsteincomedy.com/

Quick recap of the state of the union, the latest Epstein, Iran and tariff news. www.robbernsteincomedy.com $5 a month for subscriber content. Today we'll be getting into recent shootings. They're also my presentation on FBI entrapment schemes and an hour long episode from yesterday on covering juicy stories.SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com (PROMOCODE: RYM)Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comLive dates at: Robbernsteincomedy.com - this weekend opening up for Dave Smith at the comedy Dojo in NJ

Shorter episode of Bondi has declared Epstein over + Ukraine/Iran wars. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for second half on Michael Jordan, Trans Shooters, Cops busting Autists and more. Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode RYM)Merch at RobBernsteinMerch.com

@GeneSohoForum coming through with the Graphs and walkthrough of the real story in American Labor markets. Are American's underpaid by greedy corporations? Find out on today's episode.

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Delving into the recent Up/Downs + Bitcoin Hijacked and overtaken conspiracies with @TheGuySwann here for a debunk. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.comSubscribe for additional content at: Robbernsteincomedy.comMerch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

www.RobBernsteinComedy.com To support the show and catch the last segment of subscriber content. Tonight we've got the latest on Epstein + The Kennedy Center closing down + Factory Jobs. Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

Sunday Edition of the RYM Podcast. Support the show at RobBernsteinComedy.com. Talking breaking Luigi Mangione out of Jail, Don Lemon arrested, Melania DOC, New Fed Pick, Epstein stuff, Gaza Health Ministry death numbers. SPONSORS:Sheath.com (promocode RYM)Yokratom.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

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The latest on Trump/Greenland. Cost of the rebrand on the department of war. Coverage on how Stupid Don Lemon is, What Larry Ellison is up to and why the fury people are winning me over. Subscribe for the even more reckless show. Starts 5 minutes after this stream at www.robbernsteincomedy.com - covering:Who is paying for Tarrif’sIs Rand Paul Censoring the internet Who is paying for tariffsThe Kurds are in trouble Do we need more socialism to keep your electric bill down Merch at: RobbernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Yokratom.com www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)

Iran/Israel. Trumps Noble Peace Prize. Clinton/Epstein and more.Check out subscriber episodes at: www.Robbernsteincomedy.com.Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode RYM)

Hanging with Gene and getting insights on: Will Trump be able to Lower Interest rates, Fannie mae buying mortgage bonds, Gene's recession predictions and more.Follow Gene Here: @GeneSohoForumCheck out his debate series here: https://www.thesohoforum.org/Sub at my website: Robbernsteincomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com

We've got 2 hours of in depth content from David Collum talking Venezuela, American Imperialism, views on the stock market, Utilizing AI, the housing market and some crazier stuff I'll leave out of the description. Definitely worth a listen and if you haven't I recommend reading David's year end review here: https://peakprosperity.com/dave-collums-2025-year-in-review/TimeStamps:0:06 — Venezuela intervention skepticism (Twitter arguments, dictators, Exxon, CIA crowds)1:01 — Maduro capture speculation (prefers US over mob like Gaddafi)2:07 — Hanke on new regime (worse than Maduro, chaos ahead)3:34 — City of London / Luongo theory (dominoes vs. Rothschild conspiracies)6:17 — Drug trade lies & CIA role (fentanyl hoax, cigar boats BS, Gladio reference)9:52 — Vatican banking power (2,000-year wealth, vs. Rothschild theories)15:01 — Smartmatic / election rigging (Venezuela origins, Dominion links, 2020 sketchiness)19:05 — New American imperialism (Greenland, open bullying, no prolonged wars)24:59 — Ben Shapiro "Trump Doctrine" (killing Iraq syndrome, deterrence strikes)28:26 — Shapiro critique (Israel-first, Reagan parallel, oil weak)35:08 — Greenland / Canada future (possible deals, fragmentation)44:03 — October 7 suspicions (stand-down, reluctance to publish)50:25 — MKUltra / Erica Kirk (flat affect, trafficking signs)1:38:00 — Passive investing bubble (no price discovery, Mike Green)1:46:35 — S&P long flat periods (inflation-adjusted regressions, 2000 peak retest)1:52:17 — Housing bearish outlook (overpriced like '06, low rates trap next gen)

Breakdown of Venezuela and some other recent news. Joined - by Lions Of Liberty -  @BrianMcWilliams  and check out his game: Woke World Wars available on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Woke-Word-Wars-Ridiculously-Players/dp/B0FLF8Y16S?maas=maas_adg_9B582660100307F802F6E39C59B08982_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maasSub for premium content:www.robbernsteincomedy.com Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode: RYM)

Trump Venezuala, Iran + Ukraine. A review of Epstein's Amazon purchases and more. Check out stand up content here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4WzZa7ryb0&list=PLOsqBe7Kp61VBqIyUQHU8dgAO2LDfG0VRSponosrs:Yokratom.comsheath.com (Promo RYM)

They found more documents, they also found the brown shooter, Fentanyl is now a WMD and talking to Steven our wonderboy non scientistSPONSORS:YOKRATOM.COMSHEATH.COm

Packed episode talking Kimar Abrego Garcia, J6 pipe bomber, New fed and lower Interest Rates and Donald trumps remarks on selling CNN.SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promo Code: RYM)Merch at:Robbernsteinmerch.com Paywalled content at Robbernsteincomedy.com so you can catch the next subscriber only live stuff. Email me with any issues. We will get things sorted as we go but we will grow it and opportunity to directly support the show to help create more content.

Talking Tim Poll shooting, Rubio going back to Times New Roman, Weed making you sick and more. We will have steven back on Next episode and have him call in.

To many topics to wait till Wednesday bringing a special Sunday night RYM. NY Times reporting on Ukraine Corruption. Will trumps ballroom be big enough? Might trump make cars affordable? The latest on Hegseths boat strike, The FBI found the pipe bomber and are we going to war with Venezuala?

Update on all this weeks biggest news stories in order: - Using Virtual Reality to get sober- Dumb celebrity news- Trump uses the R word- Boat bombings is driving up cocaine prices- Human Nuts apposes boat bombings - Mamdani's chili pitch- Epstein Victim Info not properly redacted- Are they pressuring zelensky by rounding up his friends? followed by a segment with Steven the Wonderboy non scientistSPONSORSSHEATHYOKRATOMMerch at robbernsteinmerch.comLive Dates at: Robbernsteincomedy.com

Talking trumps health, Mamdani news appearances, Doge shut down, Comey case dismissal and Witkoff leak.Then we've got @KyleAnzalone_ for a Geopolitics briefingSPONSORS:Sheath.com (RYM)Yokratom.comEagan Painting - https://www.instagram.com/eganpaintin...Tim Boyle Book for kids on financial Literacy: https://therichestboy.com/

Quick sunday stream talking, MTG, Mandani at the white house, Khashoggi and if the comey case is falling apart.Sponsors:Sheath.com (PRomo code RYM)Throw this guy a follow: @_InfiniteZealAnd check out Periodical.INK To get all the stuff you're trying to read on your phone in print ready to read.

Beignets are overrated and other thoughts on New Orleans and Skankfest. Next we've got Dress Codes for flying. Followed by all the latest epstein shenanigans you've probably heard about in other placesMerch at - Robbernsteinmerch.comUpcoming shows at - Robbernsteincomedy.com SPONSORSYOKRATOM.comSheath.com (RYM for 20% off)

Quick breeze of some crazy stories from last week. Back in studio next week with less travel. Follow my youtube channel for more standup coming out in December

As I come the end of porch tour I have some new realizations for better living. Next on the agenda is Supreme Court Tarrifs, Venezuala tensions, Jack smith, Mamdami and dick cheney. Then we've got some News clips including sandwich throwing and testimony from Creepy biden staffers.Porch tour tickets at: www.porchtour.comMerch at: RobBernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Sheath.comYokratom.com

Bunch of fun twitter clips to breakdown and some new condemnations are in order.MORE PORCHES. www.porchtour.comMusic by Fast Heart MartSponsorsYokratom.comSHeath.comSupport the show and grab merch at RobBernsteinMerch.com

Pot and guns - can you mix them. Virginia guifree's book. The Autist of the year award. Trumps television spectacle. Marc maron. Venezuala and some tarrif talk/corruption stories. www.porchtour.com - final run of porches. this weekend in Cali. Next weekend northeast. Then Florida and some more. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com

Someone's front running the markets. We take a look at the Dems Bench of female politicians. Gaza peace deal and more. Lots of porches coming up. www.porchtour.comSPONSORS:Sheath.comYokratom.com

Government Shutdowns + Tik Tok + Tarrifs + Evil Story lines.Sponsors:Sheath.comYokraom.comPolygraph.netwww.porchtour.com for upcoming porches. Coming to the end of the porches. Robbernsteinmerch.com - Grab tees and stuff.

Having a day. Got a lot of topics. Will see what we cover and do a leftover episode. I'll insert time stamps with topics here tomorrow.SPONSORS:yokratom.comsheath.comPolygraph.net

We've got youtube restoring Covid censored accounts. Then we've got Trump not walking back the Ukraine war and his latest moves for peace. Then we've got Comey's getting indicted + Kamala Harris book tour. LIVED DATES: www.porchtour.com - Long Island Tomorrow, Omaha + KC this weekend followed by Texas opening for Dave and then a run in California with Brian Mcwilliams.Check out the Smokeout bugout and buy merch at Robbernsteinmerch.com SPONSORS:www.yokratom.comwww.sheath.com Polygraph.netLive Show Sponsors:https://x.com/thegavelprojecthttps://open.spotify.com/show/5DMlWlhs9SlQdpBEjXFa2phttps://www.instagram.com/renzograciesouthcarolina/

Live pod from AZ talking Bridgette Macron + Kash Patel Epstein + Criticism of the fed and more. WWW.PORCHTOUR.COM for more live dates. This thursday in Long Island, Friday in Omaha and Sunday in Kansas City.

Different style episode the the typical news rundown. A RYM Porch tour throwback but here's the the 2025 Smokeout Bugout. The legacy continues and a new champion has been crowned. Filmed by  @alienentourage  With  @theshedcast203 + Chris Faga + Drew Montana + Mike Nice + Sid Floyd + Marcus LevarYou can purchase the Bugout tee here and support the show here: https://robbernsteinmerch.printify.me/product/22290745/chill-vibes-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee-stoner-streetwear-cannabis-fashion-green-frog-graphic-shirt-perfect-gift-for-smokers-casual-wearYou can check out the legacy of Bugouts here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFwj7UIy62k&list=PLOsqBe7Kp61XsN5l4TQ-GUVjr31tOQAMWThere are other one's that were audio only but you'd have to go deep diving into the RYM archive for them.

Talking more about Charlie Kirk and fears of suppression of free speech/escalating political violence. Next we've got news stories about toxic fumes on planes and then we've got some Kash patel Epstein stuff to close out the show.www.porchtour.com for porches. Upcoming AZ + Long Island + Omaha and Kansas CitySPONSORS:Yokratom.compolygraph.netSheath.com (Promocode RYM)