PODCAST · comedy
Run Your Mouth
by Robbie Bernstein
Robbie The Fire's rundown of the biggest news stories. Live in the future and celebrate being right. This podcast has an incredible track record of being completely unresearchered and almost entirely correct on the worlds biggest issues. We might be pulling the information out of our A$$ but there seems to be some good intel in there.
Episodes
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Scott Horton on FBI Entrapment Schemes and the Deep State
Live in Austin after my FBI entrapment presentation, Scott Horton fact-checks the show and goes deeper. We get into: The Oklahoma City informants and the Garland attack Whether MKUltra ever worked Liberty City Seven, the Fort Dix pizza plot, and Lodi’s “pole-vaulting terrorists” The warrant the…
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BS Inflation Is Worse Than Price Inflation: Robbie Bernstein | Run your Mouth podcast
Rob takes over as Chief Economist of BS and reports the indicators: hotels, airports, a 600mg cold brew, and a college show shut down by a hallway monitor. In the news: the Hormuz recovery that didn't last, Trump's ceasefires that only exist because he said so, the Russian diesel deal…
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The Left Is Weaponizing Cheapness
Corporations are using AI to jack your prices, so it's time for the left to weaponize cheapness. Also: Sydney Sweeney's conversion, the new airport line before the line, California's breakfast cancer sign, Trump and Xi, taxpayer-funded Trump ads, Ossoff and Hawley's lane for the next election,...
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I'm Excited for Trump TV : Robbie Bernstein | Run your Mouth podcast
The White House boots the press and launches Trump TV, and Rob pitches himself as program director with a lineup including Pardon Me, Front Running the Market and Trump's Tanning Hour. Also: the press pool was always an exclusive club, Leavitt admits it's all a show, Iran at the UN, the Greenland...
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Bet The House On Ai : Robbie Bernstein | Run Your Mouth Podcast
Big Tech says AI is too dangerous, so the government should step in and help them slow down. Rob argues it's really a play for an AI Federal Reserve: a protected cartel with a bailout waiting when the valuations fall apart. Also: James Comer auditions for Epstein cover-up guy, Trump blames the...
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The Freedom Fry Presidency
Trump says the Iran war is "small potatoes" and has downgraded it to "intermittent" — the thing you say about a marriage you're riding out until the kids are gone. The White House wants it quiet until the midterms. Plus the arcade games that would actually fit this administration, the case for…
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Forensic Astrology - Robbie Bernstein's | Run Your Mouth pod
A jury can't decide what to do about a woman who killed her three kids, so the women of TikTok have solved it for them: it was the husband, because husbands don't go to CVS. And given the Pluto placement that day, no Leo would have done this. It defies the science of all astrology. Also in this...
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Your Freedom Costs $6 A Year
The government's pitch for Flock cameras is stolen cars and missing kids. So I priced it out. The share of your insurance premium that exists because of car theft comes to about six dollars a year — that's the entire upside you're buying with a permanent record of where you drive. And Amber Alert...
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Google Just Doomed Us
Google spent $10 million buying all of Spirit Airlines' back-end data — every corporate email, every flight route, everything — and they're using it to train their AI models. Rob explains why this, and not the singularity, is how the human race ends up back in caves. Also: Nancy Mace's arm…
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Low-Keying The News
Audio only road episode. Covering The country has given up, SPLC arrests, DT IRAN, Ice Electric Gloves, Cops dressing like bushes, Lesbian Outrage over Lioness, WNBA including men, Aoc isn't woke anymore, trump hiding in food carts and Binface. www.porchtour.com www.robbernsteincomedy.com/events…
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Making it up as we go
Nobody knows what's going on in the world, and this is the one show honest about the fact that we're making it up as we go. Fifty thousand fighting-aged men invade a Spanish enclave, take a dump, and turn around and go home — and it remains genuinely unclear who got pranked. Rob offers some...
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Fauci: The Lord Of Science loves the Fifth
www.porchtour.com for live dates. Episode starts with the latest from Iran and Trump grifting. Then we move onto the Fauci hearing and how the Dems want us to move forward, the republicans who got Fauci to repeatedly plead the fifth and how the Fauci Enablers in the media are spinning it.…
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America Should Go Full Turtle
Audio only Short episode from the porches of Sandpoint Idaho. Back in studio next week wednesday. Covering the Stomach Bug, a political party of podcasters, The Saudia Arabia nuclear deal and the latest from Iran. www.porchtour.com for live dates. I recorded this yesterday. I have video but can't...
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A Gram Of War
Episode kicks of with parody news intro. Not our classiest. Then we've got more on the Gram Man's passing. We move onto if taco bell is causing this nations loose stools. I know I sat on one. Then we've got how Tarrif's are getting in the way of your kids ability to play boring board games and…
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The Iran War 720
Rob breaks down Trump's full 720 back to war with Iran, the Taylor Swift wedding money-laundering theory, a cracked support beam in the old Pfizer building, and a sales-tactics analysis of why Trump's closing moves are finally failing him. Plus Patriot missiles to Ukraine, a Tyler Robinson trial...
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Trump's Reading Material & The Four Levels of Evil
Cold open News intro, then a long weekend recap — gas station idiocy, the roadside sandwich, and why every pool has become a strip club. Into the meat: the MKUltra congressional hearing, the CIA's refusal to be investigated, and a full breakdown of the Four Levels of Evil framework. Then Trump's...
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Will The Supreme Court Rule Against Stomach Parasites
Back from the Porch and straight into the nightmare — a Newport storyteller show for liberals, a month-long dealership hostage situation, and the hotel industry's war on your dignity. Then we get into it: the Supreme Court dumped a pile of end-of-term rulings all at once, so we break down...
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The Fauci Reckoning
Topics in order: - In defense of porch people - Lady who stole a garbage can - Trump's botched pool job or vandalism - Are you getting charged more then other people for goods online? - Tulsi Gabbard/ Fauci - Iran war coverage ============ Www.porchtour.com Thefiretix.com - sub a porch...
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Memorandum of What Is This?
The war's over — or there's a "memorandum of understanding," which apparently lets you end a war without resolving anything and still get celebrated for it. First, the nonsense: employees who just stare at you, Delta's baggage-claim betrayal in Minnesota, and Seamless getting officially…
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DOUBLE BRIDGE & TUNNEL DAY | Trump's War Goes In A Circle
The show's back after a week off, and the host has come to terms with the fact that being productive on weekends is what kills the podcast — so it's back to living like a slob for the good of the audience. Quick update on the move off StreamYard to all-OBS, a Porch Tour recap from Detroit where…
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Iran Is Totally Cool Now
Cold open news intro. Followed by the latest in Iran, the seeming DT walk back and you can totally trust them now, they learned their lesson after my spanking. After that we've got the latest nonsense news including Daylight Savings time, Trump Seeing A doctor and more. Closing out the show with...
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Directed Energy Weapons, Missing Scientists & Foreign War Updates | Kyle Anzalone
Robbie the Fire is joined by Kyle Anzalone of the Kyle Anzalone Show and Antiwar.com for a wide-ranging conversation on conspiracies, war reporting, and the state of the Iran conflict. We open with recent fringe stories — a journalist claiming to be targeted by directed energy weapons after...
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Trump's Bunker, Tulsi Bails & Operation One Barrel Boat
The debut edition of THE NONSENSE TIMES hits the press — Trump pays himself $1.776 billion to apologize for being the government, a 94-year-old gets indicted as a pretext for war, and the Defense Department drops UFO files while the country quietly fights two wars. Then: Trump's six-level...
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Aliens, Suicide Notes & Cash Patel Goes Snorkeling
Trump posts an AI image of himself perp-walking a chained alien — one cuff, no caption, total chaos — while the New York Post tries to convince subway riders that four alien species have been pulled from crashed UFOs (the source: an 89-year-old who didn't see anything but believes the people who...
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Hantavirus Don't Care About Aliens
The Hantavirus is back, the alien files just dropped, and questioning the Iran war is officially treasonous. Rob runs through the simplest solution to two world problems at once (military industrial complex + vermin), explains why the most transparent administration in history can't stop telling...
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The Mini War Begins
Day 60 of Operation Epic Fury — except it's not called that anymore. Or a war. Or active kinetic bombing. We track every name the administration has given this thing depending on who's asking and what court they're standing in. Trump tells Congress the ceasefire stopped the War Powers Act clock,...
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The Ballroom Bunker and the Elites' Underground Escape Plan
Turns out the great big beautiful White House ballroom was just a roof for the elites' new underground bunker — and they tore out the OLD bunker to build it. Hilariously bad management if Iran takes a swing while it's still under construction. Robbie breaks down why elites should be legally…
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Should We Fake Another One?
Sunday night emergency pod after the ballroom shooting. We break down the footage, the runner who moved at MK Ultra speeds, JD Vance's "can I finish my food?" face, and a peace sermon on why you shouldn't help other people. Plus: Trump cancels Iran peace talks while claiming a "better deal" he...
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What If the Middle East Was Run Like Switzerland?
Professor David Beito returns to pitch a path to peace in the Middle East that nobody's talking about: the Swiss Canton model. Two dozen self-governing cantons, a deliberately weak federal government, freedom of movement, and the rule of law — applied to a combined Israel-Palestine roughly the…
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Round 2… Postponed Again
The Iran ceasefire continues — or does it? Rob breaks down Trump's daily flip-flops, Iran's oil storage crisis, and the real game of economic chicken being played in the Hormuz. Plus: a former congressman explains how DC sexual blackmail operations actually work, Swalwell's $75K campaign bender…
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STRAIT TO WAR WITH CHINA?
Rob heads into the demon realm because reality has become an AOL pump and dump email. Three days ago Trump said the Hormuz Strait would reopen itself. Now we're blocking it ourselves and picking a fight with China. This episode: JD Vance walks into Pakistan negotiations like a demonic Mister…
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Back To ‘Not War’… This Is What Happens Next
The Iran ceasefire is collapsing in real time — JD Vance says it never included Lebanon, Iran says it did, and Pakistan (who mediated the whole thing) is siding with Iran. Meanwhile Trump is charging Iran protection money for the Strait of Hormuz, Pam Bondi no-showed the Epstein deposition…
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The Most Expensive podcast in America
Rob Bernstein debuts the new Run Your Mouth studio, fires Producer Man on day one, and declares war on being the biggest show on the internet. This episode: the FEMA administrator apparently got teleported to a Waffle House by demons. A hot Iranian woman gets deported for calling America "the…
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Blackmail On Everyone
Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's negotiation strategy of assassinating people mid-talks. The main show kicks off with the Kristi Noem husband scandal -- Rob wrestles with crossing his...
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Netanyahu Tells Trump to Ignore His Own Voters While Shapiro Pitches Us a Ground War
Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open recapping the full lunacy of the Iran war, then dives into why the Kash Patel hack was probably Iran flexing that they have more dirt where that came from. The episode centers on the growing case for breaking up with Israel: other countries...
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Iran Sent Trump a Secret Gift and He Won't Tell Us What It Is
Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't tell you what it is, but it's worth a tremendous amount of money") to the moving goalposts on regime change, to the $1.5 billion insider trading allegations tied to…
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Netanyahu's Pipeline Fantasy, Hegseth's Bomb Budget, and Epstein's Lawyer Probably Lied
Rob Bernstein kicks off a rare Saturday night live stream by roasting Trump's commemorative "winning" coin, then tears into the DHS funding standoff where Trump threatened to replace unpaid TSA agents with ICE officers -- because apparently ICE isn't busy deporting anyone anyway. The bulk of the...
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Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File
Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob...
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Our Planes Aren't Getting Shot Down They're Just Spontaneously Falling From The Sky
Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally…
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Trump "Wins" Iran War But Keeps Bombing Anyway
Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more…
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Is it going Nuclear?
Rob Bernstein and war correspondent Kyle Anzalone (@KyleAnzalone_) break down the Iran war in a special Sunday edition of Run Your Mouth. Who's actually winning? Is the US running out of interceptors? Could this go nuclear? Topics covered: Iran's missile stockpile vs. US interceptors, Tehran's...
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The Iran Non War
Breakdown of the Iran war + Latest Epstein stuff including Bill + Hillarie's depositions.Premium content at www.robbernsteincomedy.com including additional episodes and moreMerch at: RobBernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Yokratom.com Www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)
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FDR's Sex Squad, Mass Surveillance & Racist New Deal
This episode is a dive into FDR's presidency and my personal vengeance against my high school history teachers who loved FDR. I Accidentally started the live stream about 2 minutes in. We didn't miss much but the full version will be available here shortly. Find David's book here:...
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Trump double down triple ramp up
Quick recap of the state of the union, the latest Epstein, Iran and tariff news. www.robbernsteincomedy.com $5 a month for subscriber content. Today we'll be getting into recent shootings. They're also my presentation on FBI entrapment schemes and an hour long episode from yesterday on covering...
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That's A Wrap
Shorter episode of Bondi has declared Epstein over + Ukraine/Iran wars. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for second half on Michael Jordan, Trans Shooters, Cops busting Autists and more. Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode RYM)Merch at RobBernsteinMerch.com
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Mainstream Myths about Labor Income And Profit Rates
@GeneSohoForum coming through with the Graphs and walkthrough of the real story in American Labor markets. Are American's underpaid by greedy corporations? Find out on today's episode.
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Lutnik's Lunchtime Expedition
Latest on Epstein, job markets voter ID and more. Then join me at RobBernsteiComedy.com for talk on Bad Bunny, My personal Rebrand and the etiquette for calling BS on Grievers. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promo code: RYM)
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Hodl Harder With @TheGuySwann
Delving into the recent Up/Downs + Bitcoin Hijacked and overtaken conspiracies with @TheGuySwann here for a debunk. SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.comSubscribe for additional content at: Robbernsteincomedy.comMerch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com
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Satashi's Grand Covid Plan
www.RobBernsteinComedy.com To support the show and catch the last segment of subscriber content. Tonight we've got the latest on Epstein + The Kennedy Center closing down + Factory Jobs. Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.com
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Files Released
Sunday Edition of the RYM Podcast. Support the show at RobBernsteinComedy.com. Talking breaking Luigi Mangione out of Jail, Don Lemon arrested, Melania DOC, New Fed Pick, Epstein stuff, Gaza Health Ministry death numbers. SPONSORS:Sheath.com (promocode RYM)Yokratom.com Merch at:...
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Robbie The Fire's rundown of the biggest news stories. Live in the future and celebrate being right. This podcast has an incredible track record of being completely unresearchered and almost entirely correct on the worlds biggest issues. We might be pulling the information out of our A$$ but there seems to be some good intel in there.
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Robbie The Fire's rundown of the biggest news stories. Live in the future and celebrate being right. This podcast has an incredible track record of being completely unresearchered and almost entirely correct on the worlds biggest issues. We might be pulling the information out of our A$$ but there...
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