New Dating Trend Alert:  “Globlintamacy”

This is the evil twin of kittenfishing, globintamacy involves showing up to first dates as the authentic real you, flaws out and all. The idea is you let your goblin flag fly high and reveal your baggage from the beginning. Spawned as a reaction to all the curated content and artificial intelligence fakes, daters hope to weed out partners who would never be right for you in the long run. Dating experts have STRONG reaction to this trend that you will want to hear before giving it a try. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.