A tolback's the abaxus. You know Bax, welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse, that's Wilder, and let's address a few things. Yes, it's been a while.
All right. There was a damn hurricane and then we recorded an episode that didn't work. That's nothing else. I forgot that in the previous episode that we didn't release.
We explained why we've been gone so long. Correct. Wilder didn't have running water, OK? That's number one.
And I cannot do the show without water. No, you can't, that there's a big mill in the back, yes. There's a big mill in the back. So we couldn't do the show, OK?
So then we recorded one. It was a buff case. It was dog shit for about 75 different reasons. But like almost like the most like Letters home from war a podcast could be where it was like there were big long pauses.
It was sort of disjointed There was very little chemistry. We both knew that we were cheating on each other So now we're back for the 100th episode, which is like the 100th and second we've recorded because a couple haven't hit the air Hasn't a couple of the lost days. That's for the patreon Yeah, which will uh, we'll start a patreon as soon as we figure out how to make it look like our merch website isn't scam Well first perk is that you don't get the browser warning when you go to our merch site. That's for members only yes, correct Um, so that's important but more important than all that more important than we're back more important than 100th episode is that we have arrived At the sixth annual Moly I was hoping because I heard one the other day.
I was I one did come across my desk I hope you made it. I hope that it made your your list. Oh, tell the people about bollie moly. Okay, bollie moly This is six annual.
We've been doing this since the pin house crazy Which is not also because this show is not that old. Oh, so this started with what battle star? Yes, yes Um, because I think we did the I think yes, I'm looking at my my ledger here The first one was the 2019 2020 Uh year so actually that was pre pandemic so it must have been backward star shoot Uh, six annual the way the bowling moly works is I take a handful of 100 percent real College football bowl games and I read them to wilder and amongst them is uh, uh, a sneak a sneak Yes, uh that I have put in there, but mostly this is just I mean look let's we'll pull back the curtain here six annual And we've been gone for a while. It's just a fucking just a funny name It just got a lot of funny names.
So we got two rounds as is, uh, tradition and there's some I gotta say Every year I open up my browser and I think there's not gonna be enough new ones. There's not gonna be any funny ones and every year I am Deeply deeply proven wrong. So let's get started. We've never done this on camera.
This is the first time we've been video Yes, I hope yes, I have to poke or face it my little baby face. So round one There'll be four options one of them as a sneak uh first up we have the integrated solutions for systems salute to veterans bowl Give you that one one more time Okay integrated solutions for systems salute to veterans bulk Fuck I hate when they do the words that bash up against each other like that Yeah, it's like it's like the it's not system. So you tell me what so it goes systems and then salute Systems salute. No I hate or I hate this ball That's you shouldn't have to say a word that starts and begin starts and ends with as well What's tough is also solutions for systems salute because solutions and salute this is what feels like when your English teacher is trying to describe to you how Actually this Shakespearean this line is in iamthic pittameter even though you're reading it at 17 syllables How Shakespeare says it is different or it's like you have to read up like a line from the hobbit and you have to figure out the rhythm for the song in your head Yes, um number two the the helman's mayo bowl Just disgusting when they just make it a food.
It's disgusting When it's just even like a food I like the pop tart bowl. I wish though that it was like a little guy mayo No, where's hi? Yeah, yeah, uh speaking of pop tart didn't make a cut this year last year We talked about the pop tart being eaten alive Right well they did it again, but also bro this year in the pop tarts bowl the sidelines. It sprinkles on them.
Come on Obviously painted on but hold on you said they did it again. They killed another pop tart man. That's correct. They must have come on I didn't see this The gods brother they send him into the Fuck so now you know all the pop tart man are like oh, so this is happens every year.
It's like the hunter games That's correct. Okay, so we the helman's mayo bowl. We have the I just not know they killed another pop tart man. They have to The helman's mayo bowl.
They have the art of sport. L. A. Bull hosted by grom Do that one one more time art of sport l.
A. Bull hosted by gromk sure and then the staff dna curable So i'm gonna give you all of those in the first word round again integrated solutions for system salute to veteran The helman's mayo bowl art of sport l. A. Bull hosted by gromk staff dna curable gromk is fake Okay, final final answer.
Yeah. Yeah Gromk is real and can I say dude? I have the l. A.
Bull hosted by gromk last year as well But that was star co brands not art of sport That's no art of sport. Yeah, dude. Sorry art of sport l. A.
Bull is real. They already played cal lost to u&lv Unfortunately, you played right there at sofai Was the fakey the fake one is helvins. It's actually the dukes mayo bowl. So it is a smaller guy Got my ass dukes.
You know, i'm in dukes down. Yeah, you love dukes I don't know if I love dukes, but they love dukes around these carolinas. Sure. Uh, I also I cheated a little bit Okay, those are the keen ear will know that the integrated solutions for systems is The name of the bowl is their acronym, but I couldn't even say it to you with it making any sense So the actual ball name is the is for s salute to veterans bowl that one sounds like binary code Like a disease Yeah, I asked for s or what that's like a vertebrae a shot of the is for s Yeah, I can't walk for six months because my is for s is all out of shit Um, and then I don't know what the staff DNA cure bowl is that one was like what?
It's the DNA of our staff. We just we almost like here. Oh interesting and sure. Yeah.
Yeah, okay. You're right around too Round two final round The snoop dog, Arizona bowl presented by gin and juice by dray and snoop Yeah, you need to say that's lower snoop dog Arizona bowl presented by gin and juice by dray and snoop Okay, because the product gin and juice is called gin and juice by dray and snoop. I believe so. Yes Is that product any good?
I like having at it. I like juice. Yeah, I'll get into it. Um, okay, okay, okay I obviously hate that The big diesel bowl presented by pappa john's hosted by shack Lot of celebrity endorsements in this one.
That's a lot of that's everybody got a hand on the ball in that that's right. That's right That's good ball movement big diesel bowl present It's good because it starts and ends with shack right he is big diesel And the shack and in the middle you sneak in the racist Big diesel bowl presented by pappa john's hosted by shack Have I told you about the pappa john's like tower in Atlanta? No, what bro is there is this building near the battery in Atlanta where we go a lot and it is very tall It looks like the Mattel building from the barbie movie and it just says in huge letters the top pappa john's cool It looks like the evil pappa john's. Yes, it's the tallest thing for miles It's for sure got like the roof retracts and there's like a laser or like a big telescope or something Yeah, also can I just say guys it is not for all of you that are listening that are like maybe not football fans or like not college football fans I want to be clear that like neither am I right and while there's also not I've not watched any of these I just want to be so clear.
It is not normal for anyone much less the celebrity to quote host a football game It's not like a thing you're not getting like oh, I didn't know that host Here it is now we gotta be on segottable then shack audible everybody Everybody in the bowl where's job? Where's the fucking job? Well, well, maybe this is a bowl job all is right there Maybe this next one's for you the game above sports bowl game above is one word game above sports bowl and then SRS distribution Las Vegas bowl Was that all one? Yes, srs distribution Sports bowl srs Those are two separate.
Oh, let me hit you with all four Snoop Dogg Arizona bowl presented by gin and juice by Dre and snoop. I guess that one. He's not hosting He's just presenting it twice Big diesel bowl presented by Papa John's hosted by Shaq Game above sports bowl last one srs distribution Las Vegas bowl Boy, it's that one's so bad. It has to be real.
I think you're I think Shaq is fake Very good Shaq is fake. Yeah, you took a formula of the suit layout It was a classic multiple choice where two of them are too similar and you're like, huh? One of those has got to be right. You're faking me and I just put snoop The word snoop twice in one bowl is too many times.
That's another it starts and ends it dude It's a palindrum basically. Yeah I'm playing a canal. Yeah, snoop dog Congratulations, you went one for two, which is not bad. I don't know what game above dude the sports bowl That sounds like a video game or like a betting thing Sports bowl to me is like what a nerd calls that's like what my dad calls the super bowl Oh, there's the sports bowl on today.
Yeah, sports guys. We're seeing people. Yeah, uh sports What two different actual bowls we have the art of sport LA bowl and the game above sports bowl That sounds like we couldn't get the rights to Something You know, this is like the we have the super bowl at home and it's the sports bowl Uh, so that's that's it. That's that's bowling moly for you never just points.
No, I love bowling moly It was one of my favorite times of year. Yeah, it's a tradition like none other Uh, so what are we gonna talk about for the next like 30 minutes or something today is it today is December 31st? Oh New Year's Eve. Yeah, we're home That's true.
Just home. That's it Which is lame as fuck. Yeah, I think I think we'll talk about how different your years at eve is when you're 35 As compared to when you're 25. No, um, okay, so I have some categories.
I'm gonna go new years eat for categories new years eve Day because I think day and night are different right very rarely are you doing if you start popping champ at like 9am A little bit much. Okay, so then we have new years. I mean that used to be that used to be the game But that's no longer the game. Yeah, not for me I don't think I was ever even when we were doing like we're gonna stay in a place for three days I was not it was like a slow start for maybe a little coffee with a some Bailey's in it or something I'm not getting rich ribbon champ.
Uh, so we've Gonna write as fucking here. Oh my god fucking wobbly. Just put his sunglasses Let me explain to you what I'm looking at while there's got sunglasses air pods and then a blanket drink over his shoulder Like a grandma underneath that he's got the back brace that movers wear like that's all there is to it It's looks like suspenders, but he stood up earlier and it's wrapped around him. Hell.
Yeah, his abdomen bar is sucks Set I got these metal sticks back there, dude. Oh, okay. New Year's day is its own thing. We don't need to separate that day And I yeah sucks dude.
How you look at that one man's opinion I think consumables is a another thing and I think that's a good place to start So we got new years eve day new years eve night new years day and consumables kind of confusing But I think we'll get there. Why don't you explain before we jump into it? The sort of legacy that New Year's has on I will say like our friend group, but your particular sort of close-knit Yeah, I did I we had a good good run of New Year's through college where it started with house parties when we were in college And then graduated to probably for the next I don't know six or seven years after college something like that We would rent a place somewhere along the california coast and spend like three days and just basically Rage our faces off for three days that that got hard. But that's what we did was covey.
It was great We loved it. We always look forward to it. It's not that is of not a 30 year olds game No, like I can't drink all day anymore I can start and then I'm an embed by 8 p.m It's not uh just the drinking though, is it? I mean, it's a little like none We don't all live near each other anymore many of us have child's yeah many of us have dogs and pets We can't leave behind yes like most have child's it is a it is a Quite a chore, but it still seems like a good one though for I don't know where this goes Maybe bonus points It seems like a good one to commit to a holiday with friends for because it's not a family oriented holiday And like you could easily be like you don't have to worry too much about it You could be like I'll catch you for years next year if everyone's got child's then everyone's gonna be in the same boat Correct.
Yes. Um, there's a bar around here. That's doing a midnight toast at nine And then the flier said so you can all be in bed by ten and I was like I like your style. That's a great move Okay, so new year so that let's let's get into it that new year's eve dude house party is elite.
That's a three I never gone out on years even my whole day life. Never done it once never been to a bar. I have to think It would be dreadful Sounds like fucking horrible. It must be okay If you spend a load of money at a cool place Well, yeah, like if so many people are packing bars and paying a fucking cover Which is a demerit obviously a cover to get in is a whole I would never ever consider going out without open bar possibility Yeah, like I but people love it right like the bars are packed is it just because they don't have another thing to do?
It must be I think it's to get it on You did it on On as a bonus bonus point. I think obviously actually I guess that's just a very quite lit on New Year's Eve night Right is if you're if you land that plane because that is a hard you think I think that people think it's gonna be an easy one The alcohols flow and we're gonna kiss it midnight and like like fucking fun dude. Yeah Oh my god, this is nothing So fucking what yeah, what are you fucking great? Great, you got your little kissy on New Year's Eve.
Yeah, a little smooch dude. That's a waste of that's a waste of 90 seconds I could be drinking a beer. You know I'm saying oh It's great smooching Smooching your loved one is like a three because it's like you do it. It's fine.
It's easy whatever smooching a stranger Who who I'm sure in the moment you're like like no, but then what is that what you were? Is that what you spent the last three hours building towards? No I also like it's so it's pretty early in the night at a New Year's party That's like a quarter of the way through I'm gonna say smooch with strangers to just because you have no it's thrilling. It's thrilling I want I want my boys to get their kisses.
I just don't care about it. You know what I mean? If that's not merch dude, I don't know On the front it says I want my boys to get their kisses and on the back. It says I don't care about it Dude, I got there's a guy I saw a guy yesterday with a hat that said who cares with the question mark?
Cool guy dude. It was fucking awesome Okay, but and also smooch with a stranger very rarely do you hit a Checkpoint in the night when you're trying because obviously people are trying to get in our own other nights But like this is one of the few nights where there is like a clear like if you get a night and you don't do the smooch cool You're out on that one. That's it right? It's like you got about it.
You can get in your head. It can ruin your night, dude. The smoochies are dangerous dude It's not worth it. It's smoochies who cares about a smoochie and if you're I've been there I've been there all I can think about is I want to get my smoochy and then I don't get my smoochy and then it's like I'm still having fun.
Why was I fucking worried about this? Yeah, and then you double your life. Oh, well, I'm ready now that this moochies are done It's shots and we're and we're double time and now we're gonna keep this breath fresh Yeah, that's correct and I can like I can like I can I talk the shirt a little bit who cares? It's done, baby You gotta let me get that where's the pizza.
Yeah, let's talk consumables. Whoa. I think the greatest Drunk food drop surprise as in who shit. Did you know that there's is pizza?
Yes? And can I say I'm gonna put in parentheses ordered ahead of time because you're planning for or or you've accounted for some frozen Someone's right someone's on the mic with a frozen pizza. Yes, but there's nothing worse than oh we're all hungry And now we're gonna place an order at 12 30 on New Year's if you're having a party I don't but for it to yes count for your snackums. Yes, I know nuggies We've had some people that just fire up the dynamos around midnight.
They know nothing wrong with nothing wrong with that at all I think like I'm gonna put nuggies on there in like little snackums my little tutorees like come on See no, this is what I haven't done yet I haven't been to grown-up house party on New Year's Eve and I feel like that would smash like I feel like specifically Chelsea would be all over the snackums Grown-up house party agreed we hosted last year and I'm not gonna name names because I could pretty much list our entire friend group And it's done its water under the bridge, but I would didn't like kill them all Oh, that's right Because we did prepare a bunch of lovely snacks and everyone brought their fucking kids uninvited Should I just a heads up would have been cool they came in smash a bunch of snacks into the floor through him Hither and yawn and then everybody because they all brought their kids pieced out at nine So we had an empty house at like 930 covered in fucking crumbs. So that's obviously okay, demerits are fucking children, dude You guys you can't bring your kids to New Year's they don't even know what it means or it's a kids New Year's That's the plan You're going to the kids New Year's wherever everybody got the kids or you're not those are your options You don't you cannot have your cake and eat it to not on New Year's Eve. We're in the backyard Chillin by the fire don't mind a fire on New Year's, but it cannot be higher than a two because of the danger You really gotta keep you gotta eliminate danger as best you can ever see that's the thing you're worried about the danger That's why lock them in a room lock them in a closet or whatever you do with kids, right? You know what we did once this was fun and it's a lot though So this is exclusively for a 20 year old house party because you're not gonna catch me doing this again But we did a little everyone signed up for a time when it was New Year's somewhere and they made a drink for the party from that area Oh, that's fun.
I was like you showed up to that one later. That's only your insanity. Yes. Yes.
Yes. I like that was a fun time I'm gonna I'm just gonna blanket that with structure. Yeah, and like it's a lot of effort I'm not saying do it, but it's fun if it works don't force it on people dull for structure on people don't make them do No, no, no, no, no, you can't you can't you can't but people at all ages appreciate a little structure Let me give you an example which is from our plan we always talk about it We love a plan like huge plan for a house party for adults that even a 20 year old would appreciate even though they would never ever think of it Because they're 20 and idiot you gotta have more than one round of food and you need to have sort of a deployment time in mind It doesn't have to be exact but you you start out with the chips and the salsa Maybe some crackers and cheese and you know in your head. We got the frozen pizza I'm just thinking a one dude.
Oh seated dinner At home. Yeah, I don't think I like that. I like like Thanksgiving style a seated dinner at someone's house I think sucks a seated dinner in a restaurant. I'm gonna make the case for oh for sure Oh, yeah, no in a restaurant.
I like I've never I've never done it on the years eve but I like restaurants on holidays I think that's a fun time so we're doing tonight That's like a thing that we've done a couple of times make some reservations with some friends We did it for the first time in New York at heart shout out to hearts our favorite restaurant Brooklyn and they did a special New Year's Eve menu as a lot of places do and because it's New York you were they were just like No one has a problem with being like we're gonna eat dinner at night So their thing was you can make a reservation so that during the dessert service the ball would drop the clock would turn over to 1201 and they handed out little goody bags when you got there that had like a little a little party had a little Blower that he that was like I love that. I like extremely great vibes. I like excellent excellent vibes. No no See dinner right I met yeah seated dinner at home sounds fucking Yeah, that's crucial normal dude.
Yeah, that sounds crazy to me. We're gonna go around the table and talk about you know What we're resiliations are if you had a Thanksgiving thing. Oh my god. I don't want to talk about my resolutions I don't know my uncle.
I think it was really but her cuz none of us said grace. I was like What do you do you notice for how long? No grace on my Yeah, if you say grace on New Year's I don't know what you're up to I think Resolutions is a New Year's day thing also right like in the morning. Maybe it's like a Start this year.
Yeah, I think that like one dude I hate who doesn't pick something though that sounds like shit to do on New Year's day For example, I know eat better or fucking exercise more or a classic thing that you like Jews or whatever and it's like New Year's day And you go well, I guess I'm starting Yeah, I hate that Out there doing that New Year's resolutions are one to me. I recently saw something that was cool. I still won't do it but But it was like you should save your new year's resolutions for like much And don't even think about it in January February because like you're recovering from spending time with family and New Year's Eve and it's winter I agree because I always feel like shit every January when I gets off to a terrible start Yes, and they're like don't put the pressure on January January is gonna be a dog shit month. It's cold.
It sucks Wait till spring dry. I'm trying. I feel like I end up doing the opposite I feel like I end up drinking so much more Dry January is obviously a one for New Year's day That's the way nothing is worse than you're spending time with friends on January 1st And somebody yes somebody is like oh, I'm actually not doing blah blah blah blah It's like but I shut so New Year's day no rules is Yeah, it should be like a purge Dude go out there and do some purge where do you think about a New Year's day brunch? I just like depends on what I need to I need to know exactly what I'm doing for New Year's Eve I'm not going to be wrench if I think it's a two.
I'll tell you what New Year's day I don't really want a plan or structure like I like to have ideas to me the plan could be we're not doing anything I'm not doing something spur of the moment if someone texts me you want to get lunch or something I'll be like I'll fucking kill you if you ask me that again Can I tell you what my It's gonna sound strange coming for me, but what I think an elite New Year's day plan is quote plan But you got go for a little walk and it's not exact phrasing Whenever could be a morning walk could be an afternoon walk could be any walk Well, you can make as long as you want could be around the block could be a little hike Maybe you're feeling extra whatever great. Yeah for you go to the Olive Garden there. Yeah get some of that fresh air Yeah, you walk to the Olive Garden Debo de Merit is unlimited to sound breadsticks on Olive Garden if the first thing you consume in 2025 is an unlimited well interesting You could be the first and last thing you consume you could just not leave you could only eat you I can't change the record and it's you sound in brendes the whole year Go for the record. Yeah, I'm limited to salad of breastics horrible New Year's Eve New Year's night Halloween March 14th doesn't matter.
It's all week of January 1st healing hungover and I think get me a salad from the Olive Garden, please Oh more those wet oily ones Actually, I'm a john sauce. It's not even Italian dressing dude. It's Parmesan sauce consumables. Do we haven't really talked about it Yeah, she has a three even though I don't like hate champagne.
I bought it anyways Yes, you have fucking hate it if you show up and they don't have champagne at the restaurant at the bar at the whatever It's like come on guys. It's like speaking on Thanksgiving kind of like we not agree. Yeah, we're gonna do it We're gonna have it. It's less than it's not as much of a commitment as tricky though Right, you know what I was a bit about Turkey though Do you just let me take you back a little fucking time machine to the Thanksgiving episode?
I learned in the last few years. You don't have to eat that much. No one knows right just load up your plate and no one fucking knows Well depending on your stage like we always have a million things so you're not getting that much of anything really Yeah, just get a little and it's And so same deal with the champagne just fucking have a minute you have the one you have the one I don't even finish the glass. Yeah, I might smash it.
You ever had good champagne, dude. Yeah, it's good though It's the one thing I yes I went to a little William trip and they gave me some good champagne. I was like oh, I guess I understand why people like this It was chilled. I was overlooking a beautiful northern California vineyard It was you know hard to hard to not get it.
Yeah, I mean I buy this eight-dollar shit, you know And it's fucking disgusting. Yes. Can I tell you what I like better than champagne and not that I'm drinking it that day But what I think is a three be a little martin L. Little sparkling martin L.
Come on. Oh, there's nothing better It's much better than shit. Yes much better than most drinks in that stretch hummer limo on the weight of prom pop a little Sparkling sparkling. That's a hive and chasing my whole life.
You know kid rock on the radio Little rascal flats up next yeah, dude winter formal. I love that We're gonna drink in lacroille night. That's what we that's basically what we drink anyway. It's cool.
We're at home But here's mark and seeable for dinner I went I got as extra as possible about a million little things just gonna make a fucking charcuterie board for like nine people And we're just gonna get at it get hog wild with it. Yeah, that's the shit We're going to we're going to we have dinner reservations and we're going to bardo dude I highly recommend if you don't have like a house party lined up check your favorite restaurants to see if they have a little We thought about it. Yeah, it wasn't I didn't know yeah, well, we're going to bardo, which is a super club in Oakland Tell you what they fucking rules the vibe is like 60s living room Uh, and then the the menu and everything is killer cocktails are amazing I do love at a holiday party dude a special little cocktail Like this is the like even if it's like a christmas party like this is a little cranberry blah blah blah like I love it Cocktail guy I don't but I do like I like it special little anything see i'm swept up in a special little tree You can give me anything and i'm like oh a special little tree. Okay.
New Year's Eve day. We have no Threes I'm gonna toss them out there that are not threes that I could think of people like to do People like to prepare their body for the abuse that they're having that night and I respect it But I can't get on board with it So like I know Chelsea's friends doing a workout class on something like the day before you know what I mean Yeah, I know I can't out of bide unfortunately toss that's gotta be a one. No, I hate that No, enjoy yourself. It's about enjoying it's the end of the year.
Yeah, take the fucking day off Like a game three. I have one little game. That's what I want to do a little game A little game. It doesn't happen.
It's also a game game. Can be but doesn't need to be yeah That's a new year's day move as well. I like when we had our big house That was what we would sit around when doing your hungover games or games. You know, yeah Yeah, turn out just play mindlessly play Mario Kart or whatever.
Yeah, I saw this Thing last year that really got me and is also a great move but when yang of a S&L fame He was doing some interview on New Year's and he was like let me tell you the move before you go out and this is like, you know, so I don't know gay celebrity in New York City. So he's probably got pretty elaborate new like New Year's sure sure Uh, he was like for you go out order yourself a little pizza Maybe have one slice leave it on the counter get home at 2 a.m. 3 a.m. Got yourself a little room tabza waiting for you Love that move love a little room tabza waiting for me you can hold me my dog Popping in the fridge a little bit later.
I love it. Leave yourself a treat is incredible. A dressed hot dog Just marinate dude. Just in a Chicago style.
You got that Uh, we did Sport pepper dude. Is that a bowl or what? That's a couple of Um, we've we've done New Year's camping a couple of times not bad with friends It's not it's like a feels a little bit like a house party vibe in that like you're just sitting around drinking beers. Yeah I don't like to I just feel like I feel I feel like camping I'd like a bathroom like a better bathroom on yours Eve because I'm a piss boy and I'm gonna be drinking all my ears Well, when I say camping you must know that I Well, you're doing we're getting like an Airbnb Yeah, I mean one of the years we did it we were at an Airbnb that had been it was a train caboose converted into a Uh living pretty cool a domicile and they called it vacation station shout out To the vacation station we drove through Yosemite New Year's day.
That was tight. That was very quite lit and it's snow on it So I have to um, I mean come on see a little majesty. What are you gonna say? No to that?
Yeah majesty is good Ooh nature's splendor on your day must be lit a little bit magical Yeah, because it's kind of like that is a good let me tell you something actually that we've sort of me entered into a good point here It could never happen so listen up um The feeling you want to have new year's day of the start of the fresh new year and change and appreciation for it You know what you lived and what you are going to live soon You're not gonna feel that on your stay what you're gonna feel is like shit You're gonna feel hung over you're gonna feel like you're portraying your own body and minds because you don't want to do the things You've already set out to do let me tell you why get those vibes in new years Eve day Go see some of nature's splendor. Yes, reflect on the year. Yeah, think about what's to come Don't put that pressure on new years day. You're it's just impossible Even if you're somebody who's not getting shit based ass drunk on new years Eve You're still not gonna wake up and be like mmm everything's great now.
It's not happening. Well, okay It's a Wednesday tomorrow's a Wednesday. Just save it for the weekend babies. It's just coming up save it for the freaking weekend Take the rest of the week off.
Yeah, also demerits obviously A fucking Tuesday night in New Year's Eve if you have party plans or something Horrible. Yeah, you don't want you don't want a week night, of course Especially for those people that do still work when I work security that I think there was a year or two where I had to work the next day There's it was crime. It was five. Yeah, that's right And I think the mall was open also you know what I did once Disneyland on New Year's day and it was empty and it fucking ruled Oh, that's kind of a hot tip.
I bet it's not empty now. I don't think it's ever empty any day, but yeah, it was fucking empty I heard that about Christmas day at Disneyland too They're open on Christmas day. Yeah. Wow.
That sucks for those minimum wage They were all the they were in the news and they stick them in there as Disney just to live out Disney's legacy Dude, um damn shame that but I will I have tempted Yeah, Disneyland is an interesting one and that one is that's good for you I'm actually gonna give that a two because it's not fucking for you because such it lived in LA also Yes, and it's like you could go for drive right and if you went for two hours and we're like, oh, we're not feeling it Let's just eat the ticket price. You could we would have to like have booked L The ticket price was $50 when I was in high school right not like 180 like an hour whatever. Yeah, um, yeah So that's actually gonna be a two but the fact that it's empty is really interesting It was also tight for a teenager because it's like I'm not I'm not hung over. I'm not a bad But I'm not a bad kid.
Yeah, we were Last time. Also, what are you as a teen? I don't know. I was just thinking I worked at my restaurant job a lot I did that two times for New Year's Eve and then I went home to my dad's house I mean, I think I just like probably spent the night at mike's and we just fucking played gears of war all night I can't imagine friends.
I didn't give a fuck about New Year's Eve until college because I never did any fun I did like I know you could have fun on New Year's Eve. Yeah, can I give you a one dude to the watching the fucking ball drop Who gives a fart? I could not care and it's by the way. I mean it will be for you.
I bet being there Straight to hell dude. Oh my god. Holy shit Being in Times Square under your sounds like absent being there ever is terrible but like yes The stupid thing about the ball dropping and like the thing is we're gonna do it, you know like if we're near a TV Like we're gonna not turn it on in the last what's fucking maximum lame-o is if you put it on it like 10 And you're watching the game and it's like Ryan Seacrest like what I'm hearing happens What what coverage is there to do before that? I've never I feel like my mom would be all over that shit I have to imagine it's like the Macy's Day fucking Thanksgiving parade.
They leave the parade though. They leave the privilege to talk correct Correct, but then there's all that other bullshit where it's like and here comes the rockets. Oh, you know like parades tomorrow Is it tomorrow a new is there a new year's day parade? New Year's day parade, right?
There is rose parade In Pasadena it Pasadena. Yeah. Yeah for the rose bowl. I Don't care about parades.
My beloved loves parades loves parades You know what I fuck with we got a we missed it this year because of the damn cane But we have a local parade that marches through our little streets and it's fun. Yeah, so they got a little chicken on the car Excellent. I love a local parade. I love a local parade, especially because usually those you see it all in about 30 minutes And then you're and you should be able to join them Sure.
Just I know who's gonna stop you. I think someone right right? Yeah, probably someone I think I should be able to get in on it if I if I'm dressed if I seem prepared sure Um a lot of times there is a sport event on New Year's Eve Both day and night. I would not like to attend that.
That sounds like no email is fucked to me Like I don't get a big big plan is not it from you. Oh, oh, oh, oh New Year's even night dude Like what sucks and you have to do it, but it is a one Traveling any amount of traveling that was what's so elite about renting the places right there being beat and it's always like we have the 30 or 31st and the first To have to like in those days when we were going to the penthouse you guys were not traveling uber Yeah, oh my god. We I think there were multiple nights where I walked home from your New Year's Eve party And it like wasn't that far but it was not close to be walking in December at fucking 2 30 am Uh, I was on a walk up. We need to walk up 19th not 19th.
What were you on terrible? Yeah, and then the down 19. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, horrible Um traveling sucks. Yeah catching an uber.
I know that I'm like we're just walking across the fucking parking lot tonight I feel strong about this. I don't know if you got nothing else. Yeah, um, do what you want and want what you do Love that dude, but that's cool. She's in koozie.
So we Did previously litigate this and so this is a little bit of repeat for us But I want to honor the fact that oj and mel called from ocean side on the road To address the breakfast episode. Uh, sorry guys that this is gonna feel a little stale because we read it on an episode that didn't give They say and shout out to our group of boys. You can call us at anytime course 4157631061 if you don't call us You're they're gonna shut the number down. I got an email.
They're like, they're not using it enough Oh, oh my fucking call you bozos Yeah, just call or or you're just gonna start getting some text from me from that number down and that's gross. You don't want that. So, um Oj says oceans they're calling from ocean side beautiful town beautiful people Actually said beautiful town beautiful gowns Sure, they appreciate our sensitivity to class issues like what's a bougie breakfast or not? We're for the people I mean, this is a you know come on.
It's a blue college has everyone knows that Uh, we didn't talk about grits Um, you mentioned previously grits big down there. You're in the south. Yes. Tell me sweet grits.
Geez grits. What do you like? I find that grits like all food at diners and breakfast establishments very greatly You could get some nasty cream of wheat litt like grits or you can get some good tasty tasty ones get some cheese get some pepper I like it. I agree.
Um, I don't hate a sweet grit But given the choice I can't imagine I'd ever pick a sweet grit my grandfather was a sweet grits man Like put a little brown sugar a little pattabutter some York I just making a fucking sugary soup Um But yeah, I fuck with grits. I just need to know that they're going to be good I think it's the tough thing It's one of those where it's like somebody has to have told me previously or I have to have read somewhere get the shrimp and grits here Get the white-shatter jalapeno grits here And then I'm gonna get them and I'm gonna love them. Um, I can't That's what you need the inside scoop on the fucking grit. Oh, can I?
Yes, it's almost like a like a I don't try to think of a call like almost like a scallop Like I don't I'm not gonna play a game with a scallop unless like I see it on somebody else's plate in the restaurant and go Oh, yeah, it's good stuff. I'll take one of those, you know what I mean? And then uh, he wanted to say I think what's underrated about the breakfast buffet, um, is when you can make your own stuff like the waffles I think we maybe we didn't talk about that, but I don't like to make my own stuff I'm sure we talked about nasty fucking waffle town and how much we hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You know where it's like, well if somebody else was making it, I wouldn't have them put peanut butter all over my waffle But because it's me, I will do that.
Um, I get it. You get to let your freak flag fly, but it's not quite for me But anyways, thanks for calling. Oh, jml. Yes, very much appreciate it.
Yeah, shout out to grits. Uh, when they're good, they're great and uh, They're great. Good one dude. That was so cool.
They're grits You want to try one more? I don't think I have another one more. Capital two very cool rule two everyone's coming to Too too many of you ask me what do you got for us on the Freaking shout out some high lights. The shout outs.
Thank you to the republic of korea We got detroit we got denver. We got miami poppy. I love it. Welcome.
Welcome to the show Yeah, we put it on every seven and a half months Or every four months and then your resolution dude. We're hitting it every week. Yeah, dude. How about every day daily live Lying stream in the morning job.
Oh, you know something act something we didn't talk about for new years that I think applies to the end of this episode This are 100th episode, which is truly shocking Shout out to the job of walkies the day one or the day twoers all of them honestly and And if the jublockies in uh in fucking Bulgaria in the republic of korea We didn't talk about something that you often do which is to get your appreciation out You do kind of treat new years sometimes waboo does like a like a little thanksgiving You said i do you love a couple of cocktails in waboo and he does get a little bit sincere on a new year's eve I do like to say to my people that I appreciate them. I do it's you know I'm a fucking sap, but it's a good day. It's a good day to do it. It's a good day to do it And that's a good new year's eve activity.
Yes a new year's day if almost feels regretful Like hey, I really appreciate I feel like shit right now. I really appreciate like I like your cry for help almost Yeah, but a little like Don't call me. Don't call me. I look like it never speak to me again.
I feel horrible. I love you Um, but yeah, that's a good. I like that as a three show your appreciation for the people around you It's the end of the year. It's like it's like your spotify wraps for your people You're my favorites.
I love you the most Uh, and I'm saying to all you jab walkies out there to job donation. We appreciate you hanging in there Getting excited big time every four of the walkies are the realist walkies. Yeah, that's true. You know realer than mil walkie Mmm shout out to mil walkie our new big enemy.
I guess yeah fucking coming for mil walkies number Here's a text that my dad sent to me my stepmom my brother and number I don't have he said to us getting at least 2300 steps per day reduces your risk from dying from cardiovascular disease in addition weight bearing exercises such as walking help prevent osteoporosis According to another study Keep it in mind folks. Yeah for the new year new year new you get your new new bones. Oh, we're talking about right there All right, get all your smooches out there and thanks to uh, Adam Faye for the fart. Yes, that's all for the music and Do it all