New Year, Same You

Because we are too unattractive and too "small town" to broadcast in a theater, Coma News Daily is broadcasting this New Year from The Coma Hockey Rink and Sweater Emporium, Hosted this week by Coma's own Dr. Jimmy and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis. With the introduction of a brand new App called the 'YOKO' created by former town council member and boomer Bob Smith-Smith. The YOKO App is guaranteed to help Gen X generations and younger to find their direction.