EPISODE · Dec 15, 2025 · 1H 12M
New York Comic Explains Why Austin Sucks (feat. Ike Rafferty)
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
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FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
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