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EPISODE · Apr 28, 2026 · 1H 26M

NFL DRAFT PITTSBURGH, FICTIONAL DOGS + TACO BELL

from THESE GUYS! · host Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro

"We probably drank like 79,000 beers, and when I came home smelling like it, I told my mom we had beer brats." The aftermath of a freezing late-night Taco Bell run from the weed kid's house is a rite of passage we all know too well. We map out a chaotic Pittsburgh draft weekend that started with securing a game-worn Joe Haden jersey and ended with paying a $150 cover charge to leave a Club Enclave and leaving 8 minutes later. The conversation shifts to drafting the best available fictional dogs of all time, from Snoopy to Powerline, before breaking down why schools like Marquette desperately need a Thursday night football team😭🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:49 - Haden Jersey00:04:00 - Draft Hangout00:07:18 - Coolest guy?00:08:48 - Tavon Austin00:12:09 - Club Enclave00:14:59 - Wingys00:16:56 - Draft Reacts00:17:54 - Bittsburgh00:19:29 - Late Flights00:21:14 - Packing00:23:47 - Rich Eisen00:25:30 - Lax guys00:28:45 - Discord00:31:48 - Snoopy Pick00:36:17 - Scooby Doo00:39:22 - Powerline00:41:12 - IndianaLand50000:43:10 - Doug from Up00:45:32 - Blues Clues00:47:41 - Air Bud00:52:29 - Taco Bell AFC?00:58:15 - No FB Schools01:04:33 - Kids Jerseys01:09:06 - Hockey Logos01:13:51 - Sibling Trade01:19:59 - More NFC AFC01:22:15 - Grounded

"We probably drank like 79,000 beers, and when I came home smelling like it, I told my mom we had beer brats." The aftermath of a freezing late-night Taco Bell run from the weed kid's house is a rite of passage we all know too well. We map out a chaotic Pittsburgh draft weekend that started with securing a game-worn Joe Haden jersey and ended with paying a $150 cover charge to leave a Club Enclave and leaving 8 minutes later. The conversation shifts to drafting the best available fictional dogs of all time, from Snoopy to Powerline, before breaking down why schools like Marquette desperately need a Thursday night football team😭🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:49 - Haden Jersey00:04:00 - Draft Hangout00:07:18 - Coolest guy?00:08:48 - Tavon Austin00:12:09 - Club Enclave00:14:59 - Wingys00:16:56 - Draft Reacts00:17:54 - Bittsburgh00:19:29 - Late Flights00:21:14 - Packing00:23:47 - Rich Eisen00:25:30 - Lax guys00:28:45 - Discord00:31:48 - Snoopy Pick00:36:17 - Scooby Doo00:39:22 - Powerline00:41:12 - IndianaLand50000:43:10 - Doug from Up00:45:32 - Blues Clues00:47:41 - Air Bud00:52:29 - Taco Bell AFC?00:58:15 - No FB Schools01:04:33 - Kids Jerseys01:09:06 - Hockey Logos01:13:51 - Sibling Trade01:19:59 - More NFC AFC01:22:15 - Grounded

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