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Jan 12, 2026 31 min

Nightmare Spiders and Bad Robot Drivers

from Funny News: DeHuff Uncensored Hosted by Scott DeHuff

Australia reminded us why it’s basically Earth’s DLC level after a huntsman spider exploded into hundreds of babies all over a bathroom, instantly lowering global bathroom usage by 40%. In Phoenix, a Waymo self-driving car decided roads were overrated and confidently drove onto light-rail tracks—with a passenger still along for the ride—proving AI can also make wildly bad life choices. A woman on My Secret Addiction revealed she snorts all her meals instead of eating them, leaving doctors horrified and straws everywhere feeling judged. And in Colorado, drivers found out the hard way that some gas stations were secretly serving diesel cocktails, turning everyday fill-ups into very expensive science experiments. Basically, spiders attacked, robots rebelled, food lost its dignity, and gasoline betrayed us — just another completely normal day in the news.

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