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You are not Indians! (If you haven't traveled in UP or Bihar and seen rivers like Ganga, Yamuna, or Brahmaputra, you are not Indian.) There is a vast difference between the South Indian imagination of a river and that of a North Indian river. It is not just the water body but everything about and around it. I know, I am making a bold statement here, however, I encourage you to go and explore the majestic Ganga!