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Oct 6, 2026 1 hr 6 min

No Woods For Old Men

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In the woods of the UK, a voice calls out to anyone brave enough to listen. A call to adventure! In this instance, two very troubled children investigate this voice. As per usual, the adults don’t believe what their children tell them, and this leads to a bit of an investigation, before the SCP Foundation must step in and stop whatever is in the wood from continuing to cause trouble. What is in the woods? Why is there an old man calling people to adventure? What is on the other side of these fantastical portals? Why do UK kids carry weapons while in the woods? Tune in and find out! Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! "SCP-4310" by A Random Day and The Great Hippo, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/scp-4310. Licensed under CC BY-SA. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at ⁠[email protected]⁠ Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson Producer: Philip and Dennis Executive Producers: Big Jim, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, J Squeezy and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

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