Noir Parody | Schodinger's Gun: A Hard-Bitten Detective Afraid of Gay Bars

This one-act play is a parody of "The Maltese Falcon" and other noir detective stories.When Captain Bagel took the case of the missing cat, Chekov, he had no idea that it would lead to a gay bar. Instead of following the one lead he has, he confronts the Swedish mafia, orchestrates a library heist, and attempts to sleep with everybody he thinks has concave genitals. Will Captain Bagel overcome his heterosexism to solve the case?Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes every other Tuesday at 8AM.Ordinarily, we would have timestamps for each scene, but it would give too much away this time. So we'll skip straight to the credits!CREDITS:- Drew as Captain Bagel- Merritt Chilton as Antoinette- Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Schrodinger, the titular gun, and Carrie the librarian- Dr. Rebel (@rebeldaydreamspodcast) as Mitch- Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Keith- Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Harold and Doctor VandentrappCONTENT WARNINGS:Homophobia, transphobia, sexismIF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!