Offcuts: Fantasy Coffins, Chelsea Handler's Family Rules & Usher's Dismissive Grind

Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend! Laura's kid just smashed 100 days of school (in the cutest granny costume you've ever seen), and we're diving into fantasy coffins; literal works of art you can be buried in. Penis-shaped or otherwise. We unpack Chelsea Handler's now-infamous, ultra-detailed family vacation manifesto and whether it's fair to publicly shame your own family for content. Then we get into Usher's dismissive, borderline-childish reaction to a fan who didn't want to be grinded on at his concert. And finally, the manager’s "one week's notice" gastro group chat text that's gone properly viral. We chat: Lola's 100 days of school granny costume 👵 Fantasy coffins; what would YOU be buried in? Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto Usher's very unimpressed reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage The "gastro outbreak, one week's notice please" group chat drama Timestamps 0:00 — Intro & Lola's 100 days of school (the granny costume!) 5:39 — Fantasy coffins: what would you choose to be buried in? 11:30 — Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto 25:50 — Usher's dismissive reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage 32:38 — The "one week's notice" gastro group chat that broke the internet Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Lachy Pugsley  Edited by Keeshia Pettit, Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.