WEIRD NEWS: Ohio RoboCop retires | Man drives Tesla into pool

DeHuff has to wear an apron when he grills and eats (bib).An Ohio police department had to retire their version of RoboCop (DubBot) because it was a big waste of money. DeHuff explains how it could have worked better.A multi-tool to tell you kangaroos are too close - Yeah, that’s a million dollar idea for stupid people.World Cup fans are in love with the United States’ condiment, ranch dressing. Now, TSA has to get involved.IMHF - A man had to be rescued by a life guard from his Tesla after he drove it into the town pool.We find out Cap’n Crunch’s full name, and it’s absurd.