Olympic Diarrhea and How My Brutal First Grade Crush

In this hilariously chaotic episode 55, join James Wittingham and his (talking) penis, Pepe, as they dive into the bizarre and side-splitting world of hidden junk food and unexpected Olympic challenges. James shares a candid and uproarious tale about his family's sneaky attempts to hide junk food from him, leading to a desperate and comical hunt for snacks in the most unlikely places. But that's not all! The duo spins the "weird news" wheel, landing on a fecal-themed story that takes them on a wild journey through the murky waters of the Seine River during a triathlon, discussing the gross yet entertaining consequences of such events. From triathletes to rugby players, they hilariously speculate on the perils of poop in sports and the unusual precautions athletes might take. As if that weren't enough, James delves into a heartwarming yet tragic "Real Moments from James's Life," recounting his first-grade crush on Jody and the bittersweet lesson he learned about trust. The episode wraps up with a quirky horoscope reading, a nostalgic snack hunt, and an earnest plea for listener support. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and a whole lot of weirdness on this week's episode of "Sneezes with James Wittingham." Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and maybe even donate to keep the comedy coming! 🌀 Highlights: The Great Junk Food Hunt: James's family hides snacks in the weirdest places. Olympic Fiascos: Triathlons, poop, and the chaos that ensues. Real Moments: James's bittersweet childhood crush on Jody. Horoscope Fun: A dry sandwich and hidden snacks. Listener Support: Reviews, donations, and keeping the laughs alive. Written and performed by James Whittingham. Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno. Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donates appreciated. Thanks. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show Contact James [email protected] Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com